Goblin's Note: I've had this idea bouncing in my head for a while now! Yeah, it's pretty dumb, but it made me giggle. ;D
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Trembling, I look over my shoulder. The door to the closet remains closed, locked, and barred with a broom.
Honestly, I know I should work facing the door. That way, anybody who somehow makes it in won't be able to see what's on the screen. But something tells me my face will give it away anyways. And I'd rather they see what I'm reading than see the expression of guilt, shame...and, yeah, lust.
My roommate doesn't know what I do. She can never work out where I am when I vanish into our shared closet—it's not like either of us use it to store clothes. I'm not sure she
has
clothes other than her "miniskirt and tiny blouse" ensemble.
I giggle to myself.
I wonder how she'll react when summer ends?
An image immediately flashes into my head—Jenny, shivering in the snow, her pert nipples plainly visible poking against her thin blouse...I shake away the thought, groaning. The last thing I need is to start fantasizing about
her
. She's probably into that thing, come to think of it, but I'm not. I've just been reading way too much smut lately.
And it
is
smut. I can't even pretend it isn't. I look at one of the three dozen tabs open in Airstork (my current web browser, terrible as it is). The title and synopsis read,
Sundae School:
A christian chereleader gets free ice cream and must (i-)scream for more.
I try to ignore the five dozen popups. I'll go through those later—lately, I've been finding them more and more...um, interesting. Look, I'm just not going to close them all without consideration, alright?
I glance over my shoulder again. The door is still shut.
I start to read.
Sunday the cheerleader moaned, spooning more of the sinfully rich, delicious chocolate sundae into her mouth, licking it off the spoon like the nectar of the gods.
she whimpered as her plush moist lips wrapped around the spoon's handle, going up and down along the shaft almost by some sort of primordial reflex. Like this was what she was meant to do from birth. it was so naughty, but it felt sooo fun to do!
she giggled. "Sundays eating sundaes!!" she bubbled, licking the spoon clean. She shoved it down back into the bowl of what seemed like neverending free chocolate sundae.
"It sure was nice of tim to give me all this ice cream!" she thought, beaming in utter pleasure as she ate more ice cream. She did not love tom—he was a nerd, and she only liked big strong guys who knew how to push her around, but tom was a good friend.
She realized she was out of ice cream at last. Her eyes welled up with tears, cascading down her perfect cheeks and tickling her huge perky breasts. She needed more!!! She couldn't imagine living without this wonderful delicious, almost NAUGHTILY titillating dessert!
Why was tim smiling as he watched her break down over a dessert? She wondered. Did he know something funny? Why did she care about a stupid dessert anyways? Why was...
"Have some more." Tim said, smirking as he handed her another bowl.
"oooooh! Thanks!" she gushed, bountiful breasts bouncing as she started eating again. She had completely forgot what she was thinking about as her brain had melted with one look at that
sinfully
rich ice cream.
She was so silly! It was getting sooooo hard to think for some funny reason, but all the food wasn't making her fat at all! It was like all the weight was going to her brain and freezing...."oooooh", she whimpered.
She felt SO HORNY!
The ditzy blond had never been super smart, but now "I feel...funny" she whimperd.
"That's right, Tim said, chuckling. "this ice cream is making you only able to think about one thing."
"What?!" Sunday squealed. What was it? She couldn't think about anything!
"Sex," he said, smugly. "you'r getting dumber and dumber, aren't you? Not that you were very intelligent before." He laughed. "but now, you're like all women are. By the time this sentence is finished you'll be just the dumb slut you want to be deep down."
"Oooooohhhhh..." She giggled, fingers snaking up her tiny little skirt. What was she upset about again?
"You're just a slut," he laughed. "Aren't you?"
She beamed at him. She knew this one!! "Yes!" she squealed, happy to know the answer.
She felt so hot! She just had to...had to...
"No fucking yourself," he said, wagging a finger like a disaproving teacher. Smirking at her disappointed look, he went on, "you can fuck my dick instead."
"Ooh!
YAAAAY!
"
I click the "Next" button and wait for the second page to load.
I really should stop reading. This is the shittiest smut I've read since...well, the last tab,
Lesbian Catgirls vs. Tentacle Pirates
.
Remembering something, I quickly go and bookmark the previous tab.
Anyways, I really should stop. This is awful, awful writing. An insult to the English language. Also, it's really,
really
misogynistic.
But for some reason, the fact that these stories on The Antholorgy are damn awful is kind of the main appeal.
I have a weird fetish. I didn't always have it, but ever since I found this site...well, I have it now. And it's here to stay. I am turned on by trashy, dirty, stupid smut. The more poorly-written the story, the naughtier it feels.
It's the rush of abandoning my artistic integrity. I act like one of the idiotic "heroines" in these stories just for a few minutes by reading shit that makes Twilight look like the Book of Kells.
And it's...
hot
.
I finish reading "Sundae School". Then I read "Slutty Mary, Slutty Mary, Slutty Mary". Then "Pussy 'n' Booty". Then "The Witch Gets Ogrewhelmed". Then "Sucky-Suckybus Summoning". Then—
KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK
"Hey, Sandra?" calls my roommate. "Are you in there?"
I go still.
"Uh..." Jenny sounds embarrassed. That's unusual for the girl with no shame. "I
kinda
left my panties in there last night. I was in a hurry to hide them, 'cause my gran-gran was stopping by and they aren't...um...clean. I should really get them in the laundry, though."
I blink, feeling around. Panties? I didn't see any—oh. Lovely. They're still wet.