A good friend of mine Tommy was getting married out of town, in Nashville. His mother lived in the posh Belle Meade section and was in the social elite, so she arranged for out-of-town guests like me to stay with a neighbor across the street, the biggest house I have ever been in.
Well, as it worked out, I was the only out-of-town guest to stay in that mansion. What I did not know when I took my suitcase and my stuff over there was who lived there. Tommy's younger sister Laura who was also a good friend I'd gone to college with--her best friend lived there with her invalid mom.
Though I'd never met Laura's best friend, I felt that I knew her from all the stories Laura had told about her, and she sounded like a wild and sexy gal. Well, Laura had "arranged" for me to stay at her friend's house so we would have plenty of "opportunity" together.
That was certainly nice of her to make sure I got laid, but Laura did not know that I'd already made plans with another gal, the truly fabulous Lois that I also knew from college who was going to be in Nashville at the same time staying at her dad's, who would be leaving for a golf tournament the day I arrived.
So, when I first went over to the mansion with the keys Tommy's mom gave me, all I knew was that an invalid woman I would never see lived there in one wing. The old house was a monstrosity—similar to Tara in Gone With The Wind—and devoid of people but for the invalid. I was thinking of all the places Lois and I would have sex—the curving staircase was especially appealing--and how great this was.
Then I came back across the street and saw Laura, was introduced to her friend, who informed me that she lived there and "we would have the whole place to ourselves for as long as you're in town."
Now, based on all of Laura's stories, I had a different mental picture of her friend than what she was in person. She was not bad looking, but she just did not do anything for me, and she had that demeanor of a person who has done way too many drugs and alcohol for way too long, and, of course, I had the to-die-for Lois on my mind.
So, basically, what it boiled down to was that I got a free and convenient mansion to stay in, in exchange for fucking a broad to whom I was not at all attracted that was primed to jump my bones.
OK, so I had two sure things, Lois that I wanted and Laura's friend that I didn't and was my official date for all the wedding festivities.
I called Lois and made arrangements to see her in the late evenings, which was fine since she was a night owl anyway.