TRAILER TRASH POWER TRIP
Yeah, I'm what you'd call trailer trash. I live in a fucking low-rent trailer park in Louisiana (pronounced Lew-zi-anna) with my husband Ray. He likes to be called Raymond, but I tell him is name can't be longer than his dick. Sometimes I call him Little Ray in front of his friends just to piss him off. He knocked me up when I was eighteen, still in high school. He'd quit school a year earlier. I don't know what I saw in him. He fucking got me pregnant in his buddy's fucking car. He had a fucking job then and big ideas for the future, but he got fucking laid off so here we are. He's 'between jobs'; been fucking lookin' for five years. I get some part-time gigs at the shrimp cleaning plant. We get money from the fucking government 'cause we got three fucking kids. That's Ray's best money-making skill, fucking me so I have another god-damned kid. There's two in school and one in the crib we got from Goodwill before the first one. You'll notice I can't say more than two fucking sentences without using the word fuck. I'll try to clean up my language 'cause my kids may read this someday to learn how their mamma was a hero one time. I don't say motherfucker 'cause I'm not a vulgar person.
We live in this trailer park and the other people living there didn't like me and Ray. He's pretty useless; he doesn't do shit to keep the trailer maintained or clean-up around it. He plays loud music when he gets drinkin', too. Mainly, they don't like Ray 'cause he doesn't like LSU or the Saints. He's an Alabama and Falcons fan. They think I'm a slut because I walk around without a bra, curse like a fucking sailor and wear shorts that don't cover the bottom of my ass cheeks. Sometimes I tit-feed my baby outside and don't give a damn who sees. I think the men like looking at me, but their cunt-wives were always real nasty-like. The wives have fat-asses and are jealous of my body and the way I flaunt it in-front-of-their husbands.
Well, there was a fucking hurricane; sorry; there was a hurricane. It didn't do any significant damage to our park, but did knock down some trees a mile down the road and it knocked out the power out on the main road. A tree limb took out the line to our trailers.
It was summer and it was hot and miserable. The A/C didn't work with no power. The baby was crying and Ray was bitching that he couldn't watch the fucking TV. He watches ESPN and other sports bullshit channels when they talk about shit like whether LeBron is fucking better than Michael all day long. Really, who gives a fuck! The other people in the trailer were pissed too. They presumed that our park would be the last to get power, after all the 'rich fuckers' who lived up the road from us. It was hot, miserable, I was sweating, just a wonderful fucking afternoon. At least the two oldest kids were in school.
Well, damned if a power truck didn't show up out on the main highway. There were two rednecks in the truck and they were fucking-around with the wires where a tree had fallen. A number of the folks went out to talk to the guys, including Ray. He got off his ass to do something 'cause his fucking TV was out. I stayed back, feeding the baby. I had my tit out, feeding the little dude. I was in the shade, but I still was oppressive. It was too hot inside and I really didn't give-a-shit if people saw my tits. They're the nicest ones in the park.
Well, the group came back from talking to the power guys and everyone was very unhappy. They were told that the main power line on the highway had priority over the service line to our trailer park. They didn't know how long it would be until someone got to fixing our line. The one guy said, "Maybe next week." Shit!
Ray was cursing up a storm about how the government can make nuclear bombs to blow up the world, but it can't prevent hurricanes. Like I said, he didn't finish school. His griping got on my nerves. I told him he was a useless piece of shit and it was because of him that we were living in this shit-hole. He'd already had a few beers and came right back at me, telling me I could get a job. I was raising three kids, with little help from him, and he was bitching at me about a fucking job. He had wanted me to get a job stripping at a bar a few miles away. He went there with his buddies and told me I looked better than the sluts they had dancing there. I guess he thought I was a 'high-class-slut'. He was bitching about not having anything to do while the power was out. I suggested he try to get a job helping with the clean-up from the storm. He said he wasn't "no migrant fucking laborer." He was too good to get a job that was beneath him.
I was really pissed and did not want to spend the next week or two in an un-air-conditioned trailer with a bitchy husband and three whining kids.
I walked out to the road where the power guys were, intending to give them a piece of my mind. As I approached, the one guy said, "Ma'am, we don't need any more grief. We've come from Mississippi to help with the power and we're doing the best that we can."
I asked what they were doing and they explained that they had to just reattach a wire that had been knocked down by the tree to restore the distribution line. I looked and saw that all that needed to be done for our trailer park was to reattached another wire that had been severed by a tree limb.
"Why can't you just fix our wire too, since you're here. It doesn't seem like it would take that long."
The guy, his name was Billy-Bob (really), said they were told to not get diverted from the main task of getting the distribution system back on-line.
I said, "But they don't know how long it will take to do the main line since they haven't been out here. It looks relatively simple, so you could do our line too and nobody would know."
Billy-Bob weighed about three-hundred-pounds. He was well over six-foot tall and had a huge gut hanging over his belt. I'll bet he hadn't seen his dick in years. The other guy was named Amos. He was a middle-aged guy, thin, but balding.
Amos said, "We might be able to help, but after the shit we got from your neighbors, I'm not inclined to help. The one guy with the Falcons cap (my husband Ray) was a real asshole. He's lucky Billy-Bob didn't knock him on his ass."
Great, my dear husband Ray had used all his diplomatic skills to piss-off the guys who could help us.
I said, "Look. I have a six-month-old baby in there with no A/C. We need power for the sewage pump. We can't go without power for a week."
Amos said, "Well, ma'am, a week was what we told them, but that's optimistic. It might be a month. Frankly, those who are better off are going to get faster service."
Amos was a cute guy and was checking out my bra-less tits in the thin blouse I was wearing. Some of my milk had leaked onto the shirt so my nipples were quite visible.
I said to Amos, "Look. I'll show you my tits if you fix our power."
He laughed and said, "Thank you, but no. You have nice tits and I can pretty-well see them from here anyway."
I was desperate, about to give-up when I half-seriously said, "What if gave you a blow-job?"