Bram had just taken his pants off and sat down to fold them when the two were startled by a loud voice.
"Awwww, I missed the intro!" A large unassuming young man loped down an aisle, scrambling to find a seat without bothering to look around. The couple looked at each other wide eyed before slumping down in their seats. Bram turned off his camera phone as it was propped up in a drink holder.
After twenty minutes of listening to the interloper's running commentary Tish felt defeated while her boyfriend considered this still a possibility. He reached over to brush his fingers over Tish's pubes, while stroking his cock. She looked at him in disbelief.
In response, Bram stood and tore off his sweatshirt - leaving him completely nude. He wiggled his hips so his cock flopped about.
"OH MY GOD, she actually said that to Uncle Ben!!!" The nerd cried out, oblivious to the events behind him. Bram shot a look at Tish who rolled her eyes and removed her top, letting her glorious breasts free.
Turning the camera on, Bram repositioned himself to where Tish could begin sucking him off in the flashing lights of the movie. Embarrassingly he did the "rock on" hand gesture to the lens as he smiled, feeling one step closer to advancing his career in journalism.
"Why is he dubbed like that? Why is everyone badly lip-synching?!" The nerd once again shouted out into the empty theatre. Bram began to pay attention to the screen.
* * * *
They're actually teenagers now, but in the future--
Bram stared up at the screen with a scowl while Tish bent over the row of seats before them, bored out of her mind as he slowly pumped away inside her. They'd been at it forever, starting and stopping whenever the nerd seemed agitated enough to possibly turn around and spot them fucking. But also, the two couldn't help but catch the horrid dialogue on screen and find themselves distracted by the cinematic train wreck playing out. There were more than a few rest breaks between them, while Bram tried to get himself hard again as he glowered at the spider-people in the uniquely terrible film.
"This movie needs Morbius!" The nerd exclaimed.
Tish looked over at Bram, trying to get things going again.