I wasn't sure where to place this story, I chose 'Humor/Satire' but could have been 'Romance' or others. Thank you all for reading my story, Hope you enjoy it. I would also like to thank "Gypsies" for editing this story to make it more enjoyable to read.
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I was just sitting at my computer reading my e-mail. A friend of mine sent me a story/joke that made me burst out laughing. My fiancée Karen came in and said, "What's so funny Mark?"
I looked up and told her. "My friend Bob just sent me a little story and I thought it was so funny.
Do you want me to read it to you?"
"Sure, I'd love to hear something that can make you laugh out loud like that." she replied.
So I read her the story:
The Test
Once upon a time there was a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. They were engaged to be married. Jack was known as kind of a playboy, and Jill was a known heiress. Her parents were very worried about Jack's past and were afraid he didn't really love Jill, but just wanted her for her money. So they put him to the test.
Jill had a beautiful younger sister named Alice. She had a beautiful body and always wore sexy clothes around Jack. Jack could never take his eyes off the beauty. One evening Jack went to the family mansion to see Jill. She wasn't there, the only one there was Alice, dressed in a very sexy see through negligee. Jack could see her soft breasts and exceptionally hard nipples. He could see her near transparent panties through the negligee. The soft mound of her blond pussy pushed against the fabric of her panties. He was beginning to get hard, because of the beautiful women in front of him.
Jack asked where everyone was.
Alice replied, "Everyone is out and will be gone for a couple of more hours. I am here by myself Jack."
She then took off the robe to her negligee, and went a few steps up the stairs. "Come up and help me pass the time Jack," she asked. Then she went up to the top of the stairs and took off her negligee, leaving on only her see through panties. Jack could only stare at her, what a beautiful site. Then she spoke in a very sexy voice, "You can have me Jack! All you have to do is come up these stairs and into my bedroom." Then she disappeared from site.
So, Jack turned around, ran out to his car, and opened the door to get in. As he reached for the glove compartment he glanced back up at the house. There on the porch was Alice fully dressed and standing next to her was Jill, smiling broadly. On the other side of Alice, Jill's parents looked on. Everyone grinned at Jack who was now sitting in the car.
Her dad came down and started shaking Jacks hand. Jill came running to him, embracing and kissing him. As they all started walking back toward the house, Jill's dad looked at him and said, "Welcome to the family young man, you have passed the test. Any man who could turn down Alice, especially dressed the way she was must really love Jill."
The moral of the story: "Always keep your condoms in the cars glove compartment."
I started laughing again as I finished the story. I looked over at Karen who was almost in tears. "What's the matter honey?" I asked.
She was crying and said, "Is that what you would have done Mark? Would you have fucked my little sister?
"My God, Karen, It was just a joke. How can you get mad over a damn joke?" I asked.
"I'm sorry, Mark, I didn't find it funny at all." she replied, as she went into the bedroom.
I just turned off my computer, shook my head and went in the living room to watch the game.
Here's a little background on Karen and me. Karen is twenty-seven years old. She is divorced, and has been for about a year now. She was married at twenty years old and thought everything was fine. She was divorced six years later after catching her husband with his pants down, literally, with his cock stuck in his secretary. She was bent over his desk with her skirt up taking dick-ta-tion.
Brad, her former husband, had told Karen he would be working late. Being the nice wife, she stopped at the Chinese restaurant and picked up some carry out and took it to his office. Seeing her husband and his secretary fucking right there on the desk made her extremely angry. She took her sweet and sour pork and egg drop soup and threw it at the climaxing couple, depositing the food all over the secretary's back and her husband's private areas. She then turned around, left the office, and filed for divorce. He knew better then to contest it and she got what she asked.
I got married when I was nineteen years old, all I could think about was I married my so called lover because while we were dating, we fucked every chance we got. I really didn't know what love was and shouldn't have ever gotten married. I was a lousy husband and she was a cheating wife. I guess we deserved each other. After she caught me with her sister, she asked for a divorce. You should know that she fucked her sister's husband also.
We both agreed that divorce was the proper course of action. We divided what little assets we had fifty-fifty. I've now been divorced for nine years. I have played around with a lot of women. I guess I am considered a playboy.
It is good to know that neither Karen nor I have any children. It did make our divorces a lot less complicated.
Karen manages an upper class women's boutique store. She is one classy woman. Always wears top of the line clothes and has a body to wear them on. I can only describe her as one beautiful woman. Hour glass figure, boobs that don't need a bra, but she loves to wear the frilly little things. Legs that go laterally up to her ass and I know that sounds stupid, but that is the best way for me to describe it.
Let me tell you how we met. I'm a Police Officer, better known as a cop. I have been a Sergeant for a few years now. One day as I was patrolling the streets keeping everyone save. I spotted a car with its hood up and a pair of legs going up to an ass that almost gave me a hard on just looking at it. This woman who turned out to be Karen was bent over looking at her engine. I stopped, because of common courtesy and asked her what the problem was?
She said her car was overheating and would I mind taking a look?
