This is one of those second person point-of-view vignettes that many writers claim can't be done well. To top THAT off, it's in the present tense. Strike two,
you
groan! Go ahead, roll your eyes—but read it anyway. You just might enjoy it. If
you
don't tell, no one will ever know. *wink*
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So, this business trip you're on—dull, isn't it? The days are long and the evenings alone even longer. What a team player you are! Suffering a whole week away from home and those endlessly tedious contract negotiations. The only thing that makes it tolerable is that new corporate attorney. Damn, she's hot. Isn't she? So hot that after a day of working with her, you can't wait to haul your aching hard on back to the hotel and jerk off. Housekeeping, you might be surprised to learn, has a running bet on how many different places you'll blow your load each night. (Yes, they did notice the jism on the lampshade—and on the bedspread—and on the room service menu. Somehow, they missed the wad on the alarm clock even though it makes the last digit appear blurry.)
Not only is she visually stunning, she's incredibly bright. Shrewd, too. When she deftly turned the tables on that slimy worm from Consolidated Capital you cheered with both heads. Skills! The woman's got some serious skills in the board room. She didn't gloat, though. Uh uh. No way. That would be beneath her. Oh, beneath her! Yup. That's exactly where you'd like to be.
Her name's Daphne, and you just know she gives great head. Just know it! With a name like Daphne, she must. Right? It's a cock-lovin' name if you've ever heard one. She's got those incredibly full Angelina Jolie lips that mesmerize you. When you close your eyes, you can see her thick, chestnut hair falling over her face as she leans forward to take your dick into her mouth. All of it (which, of course, is no easy feat).
She groans while she does it, too—like it's the best damned thing she's ever tasted.
Mmm
and
oh
and
uh
and even a whispered yes when she pulls back in order to give your balls some more attention or when she slowly licks that trail of hair up to your navel and squeezes her lovely tits around your cock. That particular image resulted in the spurt you left on the bathroom floor—the one that started housekeeping's aforementioned wager. Carmelita slipped on it, you see. Wiped out. Bam! Landed on her bountiful tush. You should've heard her swearing while Ruby just cackled. She had to walk around the rest of the day with that glaze on her ass, and Ruby mocked her incessantly—even after she put her cleaning smock on backwards.
But, that's neither here nor there. In a few more hours, it'll all be over and you'll be on your way home on the red eye flight. You just have to endure the dinner celebration with a dozen of the stuffiest suits known to corporate America—and, of course, Daphne. If it weren't for her, you'd be sorely tempted to feign some sort of mysterious stomach virus. She'll make the evening tolerable—to say the least.
Hopefully, your cat survived the week. Cat. Pussy. In the free associative playground of your mind, all paths lead back to Daphne. Bet she has the sweetest pussy, too. Carpet to match the curtains, if not shaved. And taste? Ambrosia! Well, there goes your appetite again. Too bad pussy isn't on the menu this evening. You'll have to be satisfied with ogling. The thought of watching Daphne eat has your cock twitching, and you have to sit in the rental car in the restaurant parking lot for a few minutes while the tent in your trousers subsides. Yeah, so it makes you a wee bit late. So what? The contracts are signed, sealed, and delivered. Fuck 'em.
Twelve corporate scowls greet you as you are shown to the table, but you can only see Daphne. She has changed into an emerald green silk dress that hits just above the knee. One of those wrap numbers that crosses her chest and dips between those delectable tits. Twitch.
She looks genuinely pleased to see you, and who can blame her? You're no Adonis, but you're certainly the tastiest entree at this particular buffet. You take the last remaining seat, which happens to be directly opposite her. Dinner is absolute torture. She sucks the oysters from their half shells (
twitch
), licks the Tabasco sauce from her fingertips (
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), and kisses the wine glass leaving cinnamon lipstick prints (
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