Written for the
2025 Literotica Geek Pride Story Event
Thanks to @kenjisato for the speedy and thoughtful copy edits and suggestions. You rock!
This is the third story I've uploaded to Literotica. Thanks to all that've rated, commented on, and favourited my other stories so far. It's so lovely to have an appreciative audience.
This one is a little silly. It should be clear from the title and the content that we're in the realm of pastiche or parody here. But don't worry, there's smutty bits as well. I had a lot of fun writing this and I hope you'll have fun reading it.
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Chief Medical Officer Doctor Kelley Hatfield looked up from her work as Captain William S. Templeton invaded her sickbay. The captain was redolent of sex and Centauri ouzo.
Hatfield's deft and slender fingers guided a plasma joiner over some lacerations on an unconscious ensign's leg. She was treating him in one of the surgical bays. The medical facility hummed softly in the heart of the USS Dick Morley, flagship of the Confederated Systems and sought-after posting for every ambitious officer. The sickbay's gleaming surfaces and faint tang of disinfectants were a stark contrast to the smelly chaos that had just stumbled through the hatchway. Hatfield's austerely attractive patrician features twisted into a scowl as a miasma of sweat, sex, and liquor rolled over her.
Templeton's bloodshot eyes squinted against the bright lights of the sickbay. His classically handsome features were puffy, marred by a night of excess. The Captain's lanky, muscular frame moved in jerky fits, like a newborn colt taking its first steps. His uniform, unbuttoned and spattered with glistening stains, violated nearly every article of the Fleet Uniform Code.
"Dammit, Bill!" she snapped, her voice cutting through the low hum of diagnostic equipment and air filtration systems. "What is it this time?"
Templeton sagged against a bulkhead, one hand describing an uncertain arc toward his crotch. "Sores, Doc. Weird ones."
Hatfield gritted her teeth, sealing one last laceration on the gently snoring ensign with a precise flick of the joiner. She stabbed the device into its receptacle and turned, unconsciously folding her arms over her pert, high breasts. The movement tugged her ludicrously short uniform skirt up even higher on her legs.
Templeton's bleary gaze reflexively dipped, lingering on the additional flesh revealed under her skirt's hem before meandering back up to the approximate region of her face. He wobbled a bit and attempted a charming smile; it looked to her more like a drunken leer. And yet... she still felt its power.
Her green eyes flashed like lasers, even as heat bloomed between her thighs at his flagrant ogling. She had rebuffed his advances since their Academy days together, but it was getting harder and harder to do so.
That damnable man and his pelvic sorcery!
"Captain Templeton," she said, her tone icy in contrast to the sensual heat radiating from her core, "this sickbay is for keeping this starship's crew fit for duty. Dammit, Bill! It's a professional medical facility, not your... personal sexual health clinic."
"These sores are terrible. I can't even sit in my command chair, Doc," he countered, his voice a gravelly drawl. "That's a clear tactical impairment. You gotta help me. Please."
He straightened, or tried to, his blue eyes gleaming with the infuriating charisma that had charmed half the quadrant's females (and a few males, if rumors held). The captain's ability to get into the pants and under the skirts of countless members of innumerable species was the stuff of legend.
Even now, heroically hungover and barely able to stand, Templeton radiated an implacable and roguish charm that made Hatfield's pulse continue to quicken against her will. She sighed, fighting the acceleration of sensual stirrings in her own 'lower decks'.
Focus, Kelley. Focus. Dammit, you're a doctor, not a prostitute. Diagnose the problem.
"Was she Sagittarian, sir? Andalorian?"
"I dunno." Templeton's stare held hers, his smile reduced to the barest curve at the corners of his mouth. She was suddenly and desperately certain that he sensed her faltering resolve.
"Actually, I remember there being at least two of them. Maybe three? It's all very foggy. There was a lot of lubricant. We were in the zero-gee chamber on deck fifty-three for part of it. I am fairly certain that I lost consciousness at one point. One of them had this thing that she did with her tongue... you wouldn't believe how good it felt. My toes are still curled."
Templeton's smile had widened and his gaze looked clearer, much more of a smoldering bedroom stare than a bleary goggling. Those blue-gray eyes tracked across her body again and she felt it almost as if he was touching her as his eyes lingered on her intimate parts.
Hatfield shivered and pointed imperiously towards a nearby surgical bay. "Fine. Let's have a look."