I stopped for a moment and caught my breath. I looked down and then back to Harriette, and returned to a story only I knew. I was destined to close a painful chapter in her life. It was not something I'd looked forward to, nor felt comfortable with, but I'd been given orders and a mission to complete. I saw no way around this, so I exhaled and continued.
"Our outfit was ready for a break, and the orders were for two days of R&R at a regular brothel on the outskirts of Saigon. That morning everything looked like a go, by the book and totally legit. Every required and mandated coded exchange took place, and papers thoroughly examined. There's no way those orders didn't originate from the top. I can never forgive myself for being fooled by this guy, and having been horny is no excuse. I'll never forget his face. Sure your dad and the others were also duped, being they were always ready to fuck anything that moved, but since I survived I'm left to ponder my failure. I will dwell on that until I die, agonizing over why I'd become so damn horny I overlooked something..." I stopped the moment I'd realized where I'd gone. "Sorry again, Harriette," I acknowledged. Tears formed in the corners of her eyes which she blinked and wiped away, to another swig.
"We landed 0136 hours, in an open field, less than one hundred yards from the roadhouse, from which we could hear music. The Doors were playing, their music wafting by under the whirring blades. We came in on five helicopters and proceeded to the shelter quickly, but carefully, unable to let our guard down completely, even with the blessing of upstairs. The copters took off and Morrison got louder. We came in leading with our hard-ons, and were confronted by enough pussy to feed an army. I saw naked women with open arms, legs, and mouths everywhere, in every corner, every nook, and even hanging from the ceilings, flying on make-shift swings. We prided ourselves in knowing where the enemy and pussies were before they became aware of us. The fastest DOGs buried themselves balls-deep immediately without discarding a bit of clothing, or surrendering their piece, neither of which we do when in the throes of passion, whether nasty or deadly."
Everything was going well, many of us lost to delicious sexual abandon, lost to the most delicious styles of voluptuous debauchery ever witnessed, that continued without end. The entire place soon became a steam bath of sexual aerosol, with the wooden floors made slippery from over-filed, over-flowing pussies. Our goal was to penetrate and ransack every orifice, and everything continued to go favorably, the steaming jungle becoming cooler than the brothel."
"The men were reaching their targets when explosions ripped through the structure. The shelling came in a swirling storm, covering all other sounds. The attack came out of tunnels suddenly, without warning, and lasted ten minutes. Harriette, we'd been destroyed, assassinated, by an elite group of Viet Cong guerrillas. Your dad and his lady had taken the brunt of an exploding grenade which landed between their legs. Shrapnel tore through their bodies in so many places they were unrecognizable." Harriette shook her head and wiped an eye.
"He always said he'd die making love or not die at all," she whispered, through a sniffle.
"You realize your father was also our father, my father," I asked, without waiting for an answer. "He was the only father I'd ever had, and I'll tell you what he did for a living." I hesitated and looked away for a moment. I heard Harriette shift in her chair, and sensed the interest. "I swear your dad was as impervious to pain as he was full of sperm. Some men are full of shit, but not your dad. He was full of sperm, enough to choke a horse," I continued, while reaching under my coat to retrieve and hand Harriette the butt-end of the weapon.
Without a sound Harriette took the weapon and clasped it between her legs, forcing the material of her short skirt in with it. Then she squeezed the handle until its quiet buzzing filled the room. Without thinking she pressed her father's forty-five deeper, till it danced against her clit, and closed her eyes. Through a shrouded gaze her fluttering green eyes betrayed much of what she was feeling and thinking. I stood to leave Harriette alone with the weight I'd left in her lap, hoping vibrations of truth helped. She looked at me, through heavy lids, smiling most strangely.
"Harriette, I'll leave you for now. I'll be staying at the Four Seasons Hotel. Suite 1369. Phone me as soon as you can. We have much to discuss." She nodded, then tilted her head back and gazed at the ceiling, legs trembling.
"Oh myyyyyyyyyy," she managed to whisper as I turned to leave. Alone with her old friend, she looked down into her lap and noticed it, the saying engraved in tiny letters along the barrel of the forty-five: If you have time to war, you have time to fuck.