Hi, I'm Alice Conway. This story begins in the year of our Lord 1952. In early summer I celebrated two milestones at the same time: my graduation from high school and my eighteenth birthday. No way I was going to college: I wanted to get out of my parents' house and earn my keep! And I figured that wouldn't be too hard. Living in the wholesome Midwestern town of Kearney, Nebraska, I felt there were plenty of prospects for someone who was reasonably bright and personable. Maybe I'd have to start as a secretary or something, but I figured I could move up the ladder eventually.
But for the rest of that summer, I wanted to have a little fun. I can't say I was the brightest student in high school, but I did okayâand getting that diploma made me and my parents proud. So they were willing to let me relax a bit before I hit the pavement to look for work.
Well, things didn't turn out quite the way I expected. As I stepped out of a movie theatre (I'd just seen
Scarlet Angel
) late one night, I felt a little prick in the area of my left elbow. Before I had a chance to turn around and complain to whoever had poked me, everything went black.
The next thing I knew, I was in some strange place I'd never seen. It was a huge room with what looked like a twenty-foot ceiling, with pillars (marble, it seemed) all around and big windows on two walls that allowed a nice view of the outdoors. The general terrain looked pretty dustyâmaybe even desert-like. And there were craggy mountains in the distance. This place certainly didn't look like the cornfields of Nebraska! So where was I?
Then I looked down at myself. I was still pretty groggy (I guess I must have been druggedâmaybe from a hypodermic jabbed into my elbow), and it took a while to realize that I wasn't dreaming. I was wearing a two-piece outfitâa pair of long, loose-fitting pants and a blouse that exposed my midriff; both of these items seemed to be made of silk, and were kind of pinkish-purple, I guess; they were also practically see-through. Luckily, I was wearing panties and, instead of a brassiere, a tight chemise that held my breasts in placeâso tightly, in fact, that I sported some fairly impressive cleavage, thanks to the low neckline of the blouse. My feet were covered with pretty little sandals.
I
definitely
wasn't in Nebraska, that's for sure!
Only now did I begin to be aware of the presence of other people. It took me a while to figure out that they were all womenâI guess there must have been at least twenty of them, maybe more. They were lying or sitting up or squatting on various pieces of furnitureâbeds, divans (what our Victorian grandmothers called "fainting couches" because their corsets were so tight that they would sometimes faint on them), sofas, chairs, and so on. Some of the girlsâthey were all pretty young, some as young as me, some a few years olderâwere chatting together, or playing games (maybe chess or parchesi or backgammon), or reading books, or just sleeping.
I began to have a bad feeling about this.
It was when I tried to get up, groaning with the exertion and feeling pretty dizzy, that I noticed a manâthe only male to be seen anywhereâin one corner of the room, near what seemed to be the one door to the place. He was heading in my direction.
This guy was a sight to behold. He was also wearing loose-fitting silk clothes, although of a darker and more masculine sort. But the guy was hugeâprobably six and a half feet tall, and with incredibly broad shoulders and thick, muscular arms and legs. He was copper-colored in complexion, and entirely bald. This was one guy you didn't want to tangle with! And yet, as he came closer, he didn't look all that menacing; in fact, he had a more or less kindly expression on his face, and his eyes twinkled.
He now loomed above me, as I'd fallen back to the couch I was on, unable to get to my feet. As I looked up at him, he said in a deep, resonant bass voice:
"You have awoken, Miss Alice."
Curiously, his English was flawless, and there was only a faint trace of a foreign accent. In fact, it sounded more like snooty highbrow British English.
"Yeah, I suppose so," I said. "But I'm pretty bushed."
His slight frown made it clear he didn't entirely understand what I meant.
"I'm tired, guy. Get the message?"
"Ah, I see," he said with a broad smile. "No doubt your long trip has fatigued you."
"Long trip?" I said. "Where the hell am I, anyway?"
He ignored my profanity, although I did catch him wince slightly when I said it.
"You are in the harem of the Ahkoond of Swat," he said with dignity.
"The What of What?" I cried. "You mean the Sultan of Swat?" But Babe Ruth had retired ages agoâand, as I now recalled, had been dead about four years.
"No," the guy said, "I mean the Ahkoond of Swat. Are you telling me you are unaware of the kingdom of Swat?"
"Sorry," I said, "I guess my high school geography class didn't get to that."
"We are a small but mighty kingdom close to the northern border of Afghanistan and the newly established nation of Pakistan. The Ahkoond is our absolute ruler. Praise be to his name!" The guy held out both of his hands in a prayerful gesture.
"Yeah, fine," I said. "What am I doing here, anyway?" Then the significance of a single word of what the guy had said before crashed into my brain. "Omigod, did you say
harem?
Are you telling me that I'm aâa
white slave?"
I nearly fainted at the thought. You gotta understand, I'd never set foot outside the state of Nebraskaâand, more to the point, never shed my clothes (well, not all of them) in the presence of any man, American or otherwise. And yet, it now dawned upon me that, not only had I been kidnapped from my hearth and home, but someoneâwhether this guy or some otherâhad stripped me naked, tossed away all my own clothes, and dressed me up in this corny harem outfit. I could only guess what was to come.
"Who are you, anyway?" I said, peering closely at him.
Once again he drew himself up with vast dignity. "I am Akmat Beg, Eunuch of the Harem."
"Eunuch, huh?" I said. I immediately glanced down in the direction of hisâwell, you know. Even though I didn't have any experience in that area, I knew something of male anatomyâand it sure didn't seem as if this guy was lacking in certain essential parts.
"I thought," I went on, "a eunuch was, umâhow shall I put this delicately?âdeficient, if you catch my meaning."
He gave me a surprisingly genial smile. "You seem to have a somewhat antiquated view of what constitutes a eunuch. Perhaps too much reading of the
Arabian Nights?
Let me assure you that I am fully functional in certain vital functions; it required a very simple and non-intrusive operation to render me incapable of fathering offspring through carnal congress with a female."
"Yeah, okay, I get the message," I said. "So why pick me? I'm no raving beauty."
"On the contrary, Miss Alice," he said gallantly, "your particular concatenation of attributes, both physical and mental, is exactly of the sort that will appeal to the Ahkoond."
"How the hell do you know about my 'concatenation of attributes,' whatever that means?"
Akmat gave me a sly look. "We have spies all over what you call the Western World, specifically Europe and the North American continent. The Ahkoond isâyou will pardon the crudityâvery partial to white flesh, and he finds that women from the United States, Canada, and England are most to his liking."
"Well, your English is pretty good, I must say."
"I attended Oxford University, Miss Alice."
"Well, bully for you. So what happens now? Do I get to meet this Ahkoond sometime?"
"Indeed you shall. It is our understanding that you are what in the Latin language is called
virgo intacta
âan 'untouched virgin.'"
"How the hell do you know that?"
"We have ways."
"Well, so what?"
"The Ahkoond finds it particularly pleasing toâhow shall we say?âdeflower the virgin."
"Is that so?" I said, my anger rising. "Well, I was saving myself for my husbandâmy
American
husband!"
He glanced down at me as if I was an unusually thick-witted schoolgirl. "I fear that will not be possible. In fact, I shall now be obliged to undertake a test to make sure you are in fact a
virgo intacta.
"
"What the hell do you mean by that?"
In place of a reply, the guy sat down next to me on the couch, grabbed me by the waist, and flipped me over so that I was lying across his lap, like a disobedient girl about to be spanked by her father.