A similar story was told to me as a real scheme conceived by three college sophomores. However, this story is purely fictional, and I would sleep much better if no one ever tried it out in practice.
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It happened last year when I was living in the third floor quad. There were James and Alex and Nathan and myself, and we were all single at the time and quite desperate for a lay. There existed only one girl for us, however: the freshman Veronique. She lived three doors down the hall and saying she was a hot chick was a gross understatement. Veronique had the sort of tanned, smooth tight little body, perfect face and dirty blond hair that made me hard every time I passed her in the hallway. She would spend hours sitting on the hallway floor, spread legged, wearing only shorts and a long sweater, talking to her mom or her dreaded boyfriend on the phone so as not to disturb her roommate. We all scrambled to take showers at such times so we could walk over her and get a glimpse of her perky 34B boobs tucked under her sweater neck and her creamy, athletic legs she always shaved impeccably. With that sexy image burned into our retinas, often times we couldn't hold off blowing a load in the bathroom stalls, which made the return trips sort of awkward because she was still there. But she was so sexy it hardly mattered, the only problem was that all four of us were too shy to ever speak to a girl so overwhelmingly hot. Oh, and her boyfriend of course.
On one of those shower nights, when a particularly long phone conversation had allowed all four of us to file past her and pay our masturbatory respects in the bathroom, the plan was conceived. Sick creeps that we were, we decided to stir our fantasies one step further and organize a little competition among ourselves. The object of the contest was simple: the first one who could get their semen (yes, we are talking about freshly squeezed cum) to touch any part of Veronique's body or skin within ten minutes of discharge won. The prize for the winner was... nonexistent; knowing it had happened was enough reward in itself. The stakes were enormous because we knew we could end up in jail. Finally, we decided to award ourselves style points on account of the nature of fluid to Veronique contact. It was easy enough pasting your cream on her door handle or leaving a wet wad of it on the doormat. But this was easily detectable, incriminating and unsporting. Stealth was of utmost importance, we decided, and so was the proximity our moo juice managed to her slick little mouth.