Happy Birthday to me...Friday the 24
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was my four year anniversary of joining Literotica.com, so as a special treat, four new stories in one go!
The Bright Side: First Time for Everything
In an effort to branch out in the world of writing I made sacrifices to the internet gods, and through the magic of email I have come into possession of some very interesting stories. Funny stories, awkward stories, but most importantly - TRUE stories. Tweaked? Yeah, to make it a little longer. Spiced up in places? Sure thing, I have to pad it out enough to be enjoyable and not super short. Adding my own style and flair? Well, for the sake of humour I'll say yes, but definitely not much!! Also Literotica has rules, after all, and most importantly I wanted to do the tales justice, to make them both enjoyable AND true at heart.
I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did learning about them myself, and remember...always look on the bright side!
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This isn't a made-up story. This isn't exaggerated. Sure it's not 100% accurate, but that's the way these things work. It has undergone so few changes that you could count them all using the fingers on one hand. Truly - and sadly - this story is real. And it's the story of my first time.
Well, not exactly my first time, but you'll see what I mean.
His name was Geoffrey. He was cute, I liked him just as most of the girls at school did, and we actually dated for a little while longer after all this happened, but I have to be honest; Geoffrey is dumb.
Like, really dumb.
Like, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel, dumb.
Even so, looking back on those fond memories...yes I do still like him a little bit, and obviously I liked him a lot when we first started dating, and he will eventually grow up and mature after he reaches like twenty five, and when he does I'm sure he will make a girl very happy one day. But it won't be me, and she'll need to be very smart and very tolerant. Because he is very dumb.
Geoffrey was in my photography class in my last year of high school. It was a small class, so every day I would have to see him, and since there were so few people to talk to I ended up talking to him. Now Geoffrey was also a fairly attractive guy and pretty popular too, so even though I didn't usually get hung up over his type like a lot of my friends, when he asked me if I'd like to go out for coffee I said yes, figuring I should at least give him a chance. Then he asked me if I'd like to go to the movies, and I said yes.
Then one night, near the end of our last school year and about a week or two after my eighteenth birthday, he asked me if I'd like to go out for dinner, on an actual date. By that point I was definitely more attracted to him, and not knowing the embarrassment that was to come, I said yes.
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"I'm glad we did this," said Stacey as they left the restaurant in Geoffrey's car. "I really like you Geoff." Stacey had worn her nicest jeans and top combo for this date with Geoffrey, her classmate and someone she was very rapidly becoming more and more interested in, and he had been very appreciative of her efforts. All night they had flirted and even outright teased each other, despite their youthful age and relative lack of world experience outside of year twelve. But they were practically adults, finishing school in two months time, and then they could do whatever they wanted. The excitement of finishing study and exams had them both in a good mood, so things were going very well.
"Yeah? I like you too. Actually, I like you a lot, Stacey," Geoffrey said, smiling at her as he started the car and headed for her house. The whole way there Stacey wanted to reach across and do naughty things to him, things she wasn't even sure she could do correctly. She was fairly inexperienced, much to the joy of Bree Weatherly, one of the more popular girls at school, who claimed to have done most things under the sun. Stacey didn't think much of her and she wasn't exactly a role model for others, but if you've been in bed with three guys at once people believe you when you say you've tried most conventional things, and that made it hard to win an argument with her about sex.
Even as inexperienced as she was, Stacey had a plan when Geoffrey pulled into her parent's driveway and switched off the car.
"Looks like no one is home," he said thoughtfully, but Stacey was leaning over and wasn't listening.
"I guess I'll see you...hey, whoa Stacey? Oh...ohhhh..." Geoffrey stuttered into silence as Stacey quickly pulled his pants down and gave his cock a long, wet lick. It sprung hard pretty much straight away, so she took it into her mouth and gave it a suck, testing him out, slowly seeing what worked for them both and what didn't. With each bob of her head she went a little lower on his shaft, but could only manage to take him halfway. Geoffrey apparently thought she needed some help and started to push down on the back of her neck, making her go a little further but gagging her slightly.
Stacey pulled back, took a breath, and tried sucking him again, but Geoffrey just pushed the back of her head down and choked her again, this time causing her to come up coughing painfully.
"Oh shit sorry, Stacey," Geoffrey said panicking. "I-I didn't mean to."
"It's ok..." she said wheezily. "I'm just, er, new to this."
"So am I," Geoffrey said quietly. They looked across from one other and suddenly they were kissing hard, their mouths finding each other and somehow making out, a slip of the tongue here or there. Stacey found herself trying to clamber across and sit in his lap, but her bottom hit the wheel and the horn went off, scaring her. She quickly attempted to sit down in his lap and accidentally sat right on Geoffrey's cock, almost bending it and eliciting a sharp cry of discomfort from him as she flopped back over the handbrake and into the passenger seat.
"Oooooh sorry! Sorry," she cried, flapping her hands. Stacey looked up at the darkened house and a thought came to mind.
"You know, my parents aren't supposed to be home for a little while...why don't you just...come inside?" she said seductively. Geoffrey looked up with a hopeful gleam in his eye.