John and Andi didn't celebrate birthdays as a rule, but for her 30th John gave her a beautiful red silk blouse and a rubber egg, then they went out to dinner. She wore the blouse, and it was set of nicely by her short black skirt and jet black hair. Even though she wasn't very tall Andi had a lovely pair of legs and her figure was beautifully proportioned, with nice sized breasts. Over dinner Andi unwrapped the egg and examined it closely, curiously.
"What's this?"
"I told you about them. One of the guys at work says his wife loves hers. She sticks it up inside her when she goes shopping and she loves the feeling it gives her. See, push the little nipple on the end, like this."
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz the little rubbery egg-shaped toy went.
"Hmm, I don't know, Johnny me boyo. I don't know if I want to walk through the produce department buzzing like a bee in heat."
"I don't think bees get into heat, but we'll try it out tonight and see if it works for you. See, there are eleven different settings you can use. This is the normal setting."
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz went the little egg.
"Then two."
Bzzzzzzzzz wucka..Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz wucka..Bzzzzzzzzzzzz wucka.
"Three."
Bzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzz..wucka Bzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzzz wucka.
"Four's neat."
Wucka wucka wucka wucka
"See? And there are eleven different settings, a new one every time you push the little nipple at the end."
"What's the matter with the old vibrator I've been using for years?" Andi asked him frowning.
"Nothing wrong with that at all, but this will be a little different, 'specially if we use both at once. And then, then if you go shopping you can stick this up inside your pussy and if you meet a nice looking dude and stop to chat he'll think you're turned on to him, while all the time it's the little vibrator doing its job."
"Oh hi, Fred, just a minute while I turn on my motor. There! Now let's talk -- wucka wucka wucka. Just a minute I think I'm going to come. Oooooooooo..wucka wucka wucka." Andi was laughing hard as she imitated the sound of the little vibrator.
On the drive home after dinner John had his hand on Andi's knee, and then up her thigh until he found bare skin above her stockings, while she moved her leg to open herself up for him. As soon as they were in the door he had her in his arms and was kissing her, his hands exploring anew the body he knew already so well. Finally he lifted her in his arms and carried her to the bedroom, for a man with John's physique she was light as a feather.
Soon they were both naked and kissing, kissing, kissing, while he fondled her ripe breast and her wet cleft. Now it was down on his knees licking her pinkness and opening it up to get his tongue deep inside her. Her pleasure was evident from her deep sighs and from the way she moved her hips as he licked her.
But now he wanted more, and pulling the vibrator out of the bedside table drawer he place the big cock-shaped device on her clitoris and she responded with a jerk of her whole body.