John and Andi didn't celebrate birthdays as a rule, but for her 30th John gave her a beautiful red silk blouse and a rubber egg, then they went out to dinner. She wore the blouse, and it was set of nicely by her short black skirt and jet black hair. Even though she wasn't very tall Andi had a lovely pair of legs and her figure was beautifully proportioned, with nice sized breasts. Over dinner Andi unwrapped the egg and examined it closely, curiously.
"What's this?"
"I told you about them. One of the guys at work says his wife loves hers. She sticks it up inside her when she goes shopping and she loves the feeling it gives her. See, push the little nipple on the end, like this."
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz the little rubbery egg-shaped toy went.
"Hmm, I don't know, Johnny me boyo. I don't know if I want to walk through the produce department buzzing like a bee in heat."
"I don't think bees get into heat, but we'll try it out tonight and see if it works for you. See, there are eleven different settings you can use. This is the normal setting."
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz went the little egg.
"Then two."
Bzzzzzzzzz wucka..Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz wucka..Bzzzzzzzzzzzz wucka.
"Three."
Bzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzz..wucka Bzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzzz wucka.
"Four's neat."
Wucka wucka wucka wucka
"See? And there are eleven different settings, a new one every time you push the little nipple at the end."
"What's the matter with the old vibrator I've been using for years?" Andi asked him frowning.
"Nothing wrong with that at all, but this will be a little different, 'specially if we use both at once. And then, then if you go shopping you can stick this up inside your pussy and if you meet a nice looking dude and stop to chat he'll think you're turned on to him, while all the time it's the little vibrator doing its job."
"Oh hi, Fred, just a minute while I turn on my motor. There! Now let's talk -- wucka wucka wucka. Just a minute I think I'm going to come. Oooooooooo..wucka wucka wucka." Andi was laughing hard as she imitated the sound of the little vibrator.
On the drive home after dinner John had his hand on Andi's knee, and then up her thigh until he found bare skin above her stockings, while she moved her leg to open herself up for him. As soon as they were in the door he had her in his arms and was kissing her, his hands exploring anew the body he knew already so well. Finally he lifted her in his arms and carried her to the bedroom, for a man with John's physique she was light as a feather.
Soon they were both naked and kissing, kissing, kissing, while he fondled her ripe breast and her wet cleft. Now it was down on his knees licking her pinkness and opening it up to get his tongue deep inside her. Her pleasure was evident from her deep sighs and from the way she moved her hips as he licked her.
But now he wanted more, and pulling the vibrator out of the bedside table drawer he place the big cock-shaped device on her clitoris and she responded with a jerk of her whole body.
Then after a few minutes, "Here," He said, "do this to yourself." And he went to get the little egg.
He came back, with a huge rod sticking out, and held the egg against her wet slot, and she wriggled with the delight it gave her, then he slipped it into her vagina and she gasped.
"Oooh, shit! John, John that's too much, but I love it." As the two vibrators hummed away, one on her clitoris and the other inside her. They continued with various positions, one time with the egg inside her and the big vibrator on her clitoris, then with the egg and him licking her until, after several climaxes, he stuck his penis into her vagina with the egg going inside her.
This was too much for both of them. The vibrator going and its size combined with the size of his penis extended her inside, brought on a huge orgasm. At the same time the feel of the vibrating egg against the head of his penis made John ejaculate after just a few strokes.
"Andi, Andi, oh fuck Andi. Aaaaaah. Oh shit sooooo good." As he exploded inside her.
Andi was far over the top but tried to keep it going as long as possible, gripping John's penis with her pelvic muscles.
"Oh yes, oh yeah. Just a little bit more Johnny. There! There! Don't stop." But John was spent and his penis slowly turned to a limp piece of flesh.
The little egg continued cheerfully vibrating inside Andi as she lay open legged, gasping for breath. Poor John was wasted and lay between her legs enjoying her last efforts but unable to continue.
The vibrating egg was so successful that John and Andi used it for the next couple of weeks in several different ways and in combination with the other vibrator. One day when Andi was going shopping she thought she'd give it a try. John had told her that other women slipped the egg in when they went shopping and that it made shopping more fun.
She wore a wrap-around skirt that made access easy and when she got to the store she parked, slipped the little guy in then went in to do her shopping. She loved the feeling of the vibration as she sorted through the onions, then the lettuce, but the noise was a little bit loud in more quiet parts of the store.
