Faster than a speeding building, able to leap tall bullets in a single bound, more powerful than an HO scale locomotive.
"Look! Up in the sky! It's a vibrator! It's a dildo! No, it's Superdick!"
*
My story begins on a far away planet. We had reached the summit of technology. There had not been any war for over 3,000 years. There were two primary sets of beings on the planet Wanker, Dicks and Cunts. We lived in peace and harmony. It was not uncommon for a Dick to enter a Cunt to spend a night together. The problem began when I was newborn, I was just a little prick at the time.
"Wanker will soon explode!" my dad warned the Council of Jerkoffs, Wanker's ruling body.
"Nonsense!" a Dickhead responded. "Everything is going great. All these readings you report as evidence is nothing more than the increasing number of vibrators coming into style with all the Cunts."
"The vibrators are now being used by the billions," my dad replied. "The massive shaking is cracking open Wanker's core. Soon all will die as the core can take no more."
"What would you suggest we do?" The Head Jerkoff asked.
"Either the vibrators must be destroyed, or else we must evacuate the planet."
"Like hell I'm giving up my vibrator," a Cunt in the audience shouted.
Her cry was answered at once with resounding support from all the other Cunts in the crowd.
"There you have it," Head Jerkoff said. "The Cunts will not give up the vibrators, and the Council of Jerkoffs will not authorize the funds for a mass evacuation."
"No indeed," one of the minor Jerkoffs shouted. "We need the money to complete our new theme park, 'Pussyland'"
The Head Jerkoff looked at my dad and said, "We will hear no more of this. Leave us and do not return."
Dad was crying as he left. Tears ran out of his piss hole and down to his balls.
It was not long before he was back at his laboratory.
"Son," he said to me as he placed me inside an escape ship he had constructed. "I cannot save Wanker, but I can save you. I am sending you to a planet called 'Earth'. There under its yellow sun, you will gain powers and abilities far above those of the average dick. You will be able to be any size needed, anywhere from a humiliating two inches to a gigantic sixteen inch ramrod of power. Your stamina will be unmatched. You will be able to battle Cunt after Cunt and still shoot your load each time. They will love you, but they will also fear you, for in all their history there has never been a Dick that can match you."
"Earth is a primitive planet. They have not advanced enough to be able survive as only a Dick or a Cunt, but must have bodies with arms and legs and other body parts to maintain their weaker sex organs."
"I would tell you more, but the planet will explode at any time. I must launch you before it is too late."
He lowered the glass top down, sealing me inside the ship. A push of a button and I was shoved into the seat from the rapid acceleration. I was barely fifty thousand miles above the planet when my ship shuddered from the huge explosion as Wanker self-destructed.
I do not know how long I journeyed thru the vacuum of space, but the time arrived when I at last reached my newly adopted planet, Earth.
I crash landed in a cornfield on a part of Earth called 'Kansas'.
I had only been on the ground for a short time before there was movement close to the ship. I glanced up and saw a human staring down at me. A shudder of fear ran thru me. This entity had arms and legs, and many other body parts. My only theory was that these parts were in some way of service to its dick or cunt.
"Aren't you the most precious thing," the being said as it opened the top of the ship and reached in to pull me free. It wrapped its hands around me and lifted. I must admit, the hands running up and down me were quite pleasing.
"I am Martha Prick," she said. "But from now on, you will call me "Mom." I am going to give you the name, 'Limp.' You are now named, Limp Prick."
She gave me a kiss before putting me in her purse to take me to my new home. Like her hands touching me, the kiss was also enjoyable.
My first night on my new planet found me placed in a crib to sleep. At once I knew this was incorrect. I was never meant to sleep in a crib. I started pounding the headboard, making a racket that woke Martha. She was with me at once to see what was wrong. "Oh my little Limp Prick. You must be scared, being all by yourself in a strange place. Tonight you will sleep in my bed. I will let you get comfortable in your new home before you have to stay by yourself."
She put me on the pillow next to her. This was better than the crib, but still not totally correct. I knew I was close to where I needed to be, I just had to search it out. I began to move around, searching for the exact spot for me to sleep. It did not take long before I was between my new mom's legs. I kept inching upwards. Then, directly in front of me was what I had so desperately been searching for. It was a Cunt. Not exactly like the Cunts on my lost home of Wanker, but close enough. I started to work my way inside when one of her hands reached down to grab me. She lifted me up to her face.
"Oh, my precious Limp. You must be cold and looking for a warm place to sleep." She put her mouth on me and gave me a long kiss. I discovered a new human body part called a tongue. It is a most delightful organ.
She moved me back to her cunt. "Go ahead and crawl on in. Make yourself at home. I cannot have my son being cold."
I obeyed mom's command. I entered her and tried to sleep. However once inside her, things began to happen. First thing was I started to grow. I kept increasing in size until her moans turned into little yelps of pain. I realized I was getting too big for this particular Cunt. I shrunk back down to eight and a half inches. The yelps left her and the moans returned. I entered this particular cunt and size combination into memory. From now on when I slept here, I would automatically assume this size.
Soon after, ripples started moving up and down me, starting slow, but increasing in speed as mom's gyrations picked up in speed. I would discover eventually this ripple imitated the in and out movements human dicks had to perform to please Earth cunts. Then as her movements increased even more, I started to vibrate. I soon reached a speed of nine hundred vibrations per second. I could go higher, but once more I realized this was the speed this particular Cunt enjoyed the most.
Soon mom screamed out in joy. Her cunt latched on to me and squeezed with all its strength. I felt pressure building inside of me and as she reached her fourth massive orgasm, shot my load into her. I was immediately able to go again. I started to do so when she reached down and jerked me out of her.
"Limp. I cannot take anymore. I am ready to faint. Yet, as your mother, I cannot have you being cold. Sleep here the rest of the night."
She turned to her stomach and placed me against part of her she called, 'Ass'.
Mom's ass dimensions were different than her cunt dimensions. Here I found she preferred me to be ten inches long, but one and a quarter inches less in girth. Effortlessly I grew to those sizes and slept peacefully the rest of the night.
I was cradled in her arms the next morning. She gently rocked me while she covered me in kisses.
"Oh, Limp," she said. "You must keep your amazing abilities and powers hidden from the world. If you were ever found out, a small group of women would steal you away and keep you all to themselves. You are a gift to the entire world, not only a select few. You must always be on watch, careful to not let your secret escape."
I heeded mom's advice. All thru my youth I was teased and made fun of. People would shout at me, "Hey, Limp Prick, you suck at basketball," or simply "Prick, you suck." It took all my willpower not to service every cunt around me, reducing them all to nothing more than quivering masses of sex exhausted cunts, but I prevailed.
It was in college before the next amazing event in the saga that was my life happened. One day, I discovered I could fly. It happened when I was exiting my quantum mechanics class. I was almost to my dorm room when I heard the faint sound of weeping. No one else could have heard it, but my hearing was superior to all other beings. I could tell the sound was several miles away. It would have taken me an hour to get there on ground, but I knew time was of the essence, I did not have an hour.
There was a phone booth not far away. I leaped into it, shutting the folding door behind me. I tossed my glasses to the floor, pulled off my bow tie, and for the first time donned the costume Mom made for me. I left the booth and leaped into the air. At once I was off, my cape flapping in the wind with the letters 'SD' proudly stitched into the material. It was then that I truly became, 'Superdick.'
In seconds I passed thru an open window. There, sitting on a bed in front of me, was a young lady. In her hands was a pistol. She was raising it to her head. I had little time. I used another of my powers, 'wad shot'. The wad shot from my pee hole and smashed into the weapon, shoving it out of her hand.
Her eyes popped open and she looked around to see what happened. She froze when she caught sight of me, sitting at the foot of her bed. "Who are you?" she asked.
"I am Superdick. My mission is to save all cunts and dicks on this planet. All will be pleasured when I am around. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
