Laughter is just the best thing. As I stood on stage, eyes slightly blinded by the spotlights, it was the laughter bursting forth from the audience that made it so good. Even more so, because this was the first time I'd done stand up comedy to the swinging and fetish crowd.
I'd been in and out of the lifestyle, enjoying my own personal kinkiness now and then but the life of a stand up comic is not made for long-term relationships. I traveled a ton so I was always thrilled to find someone in a town I was visiting who wanted to get together for a little fun. I especially loved spending time with married couples, simply because it wasn't just something hard and fast in my hotel room after a set. I could take my time and enjoy not only the sex, but their company as well.
It was after a night in New York with a sexy couple my own age, late 40s, that I found an opportunity to combine my two favorite things: sex and comedy. It turned out that Jason and Helen were putting together an event for sex-positive people with a decidedly hands-on approach to sexuality.
"It's not one huge orgy," laughed Helen. "But there's no limit to nudity and if people want to fuck in the hallways outside the meeting rooms, we've gotten permission from the hotel to do that."
"How the hell did you get them to agree to that?" I asked, as we all lounged in their hot tub.
"Oh, it took a little money and a lot of Helen's hot little pussy," joked Jason. "She didn't fuck everyone in the hotel management but it was close!"
"Well you did have to take care of that nice older man, dear," smiled Helen.
"True! I'm not usually into ass-fucking guys but damn he was tight. And he signed off on all the insurance right after I filled him with cum," bragged Jason.
"You know what would be fun?" Helen sat up, an excited look in her bright green eyes. "You should do a stand up set, Sean! Specific to our group! Think how dirty and nasty you could get! What do you think?"
"Well," I hesitated, not sure if I was ready to combine my two worlds. Helen's hand slowly creeping up my thigh to my recovering cock convinced me to at least think about it. Jason's hand on my other thigh clinched the deal. "Oh what the hell, let's do it. Who knows when I'll get an opportunity to make people laugh and get horny at the same time?!"
Three months later, I was standing in the wings, waiting for my cue. I admit I was a little nervous. I'd be doing stand up for years, never getting to the next level of TV or movies. I did well enough to stay employed but this was definitely a first.
