2: Kate opens a coffee shop
You may remember my wife, whom I have to call Kate for this story or she will cut-me-off, well, the idea of feeding her boss my special cum-filled jelly donuts got her into thinking: What if there were more women out there who craved cum enough to eat it in a Bismark.
Cum doesn't always mix so well with the jelly, but in a Bismark crème, ooh la la.
Kate quit her job after feeding her boss my cum jelly donuts. She brought her home for a taste of the real filling, but right when she returned to get Linda, a cellphone rang. Linda took the call and told Kate she had to return to work right away.
"Can we get the donuts to go," she asked.
"Uh, well, they are really first cum, first served, and not for carry out at this moment."
The two women drove back to the office.
A month later, Kate had Linda hooked on "my" special jelly donuts and it gave my wife and wicked idea.
Kate returned home that evening with that evil twinkle in her eyes. I knew something was up, but after 15 years of marriage, knew better than to simply ask, "What's up," without getting a diatribe of this and that and that and that and this and blah blah blah and more and she said this and then that happened and oh my will it ever end.