"Where is the Inspector?" the leader of the nearly twenty five strong crowd of people shouted.
"He is satisfying his sudden call of nature," Chagan answered, trying to sound serious. He knew very well that, watching the crowd arriving in the station, the coward inspector Londo had hid in the toilet ordering his assistants to give any pretext to the crowd.
"We'll wait until he has satisfied his call of nature, won't we comrades?" the over enthusiastic leader asked the crowd.
"Yes, why not? We won't leave this police station until our problem is solved," one man in the crowd said and the others agreed.
"But nature is showering disgrace on our Inspector, nowadays, so he'll consume more time in throwing waste, may be an hour or more." It was Chagan's next move to get rid of the crowd quickly and free his boss from the prison like toilet.
"Today no obstacle can prevent us meeting the Inspector!" The leader is leading from the front by his good performance.
"We'll sleep here if he doesn't come out until the evening," another said, sounding very confident.
An hour passed but Londo still busied himself or pretended to be busy in the toilet, regularly peeping through the crack in the toilet door to see if the crowd had gone or not.
"It's a very large call of nature. Let me see." The leader's patience was dying, so he trotted to the toilet and put his ear against the door. He heard a rubbing noise.
"Is he satisfying his nature's call or his cock's call?" The leader's mind had sown the seeds of doubt.
"He is habitually satisfying his cock's call after satisfying nature's call." Chagan tried to make things even.
The sound of flushing water was heard.
"He first rubs and then cleans his butt? How disgusting!!!" The leader couldn't join the odd threads.
Chagan and Magan wanted to guffaw but the toilet door was opening. Yes, the Inspector couldn't pass any more time in the toilet. He was defeated. The crowd screamed with joy as he came out.
"What's your complaint?" the Inspector asked as he sat on the chair.
"Sir, we're living near the "Five-Star" hotel. Actually it's not a hotel but a brothel. The customers come there only for the sole purpose of sleeping with the prostitutes. We all are from respected families and have children. Just think what they'll learn from these bad surrounding. We don't want to make them future prostitutes or customers. We hope that you will take the strict action and stop that business." The leader didn't pause a moment in his speech.
"Okay, it isn't an ignorable problem. We'll raid the premises this evening and close their illegal establishment."
"Thank you Inspector."
"There's no need to thank us. It's our responsibility to protect society from such evils." Inspector Londo was never behind in conferring fake promises.
The crowd was convinced and left the police station.
"It was my blunder to hide in the toilet. Have you seen how I pleased them in just a minute? I've some unseen abilities but sometimes I fail to unearth them." The Inspector's chest blew out with pride.
"So we're raiding the "Five-Star"?"
