It was a dark and stormy night...suddenly, a cumshot rang out!
"OHMIGOD, what is wrong with you?" she wailed and ground her teeth. "Stop it! It's getting everywhere! Ohmigod...stop...what a mess."
Deep within the bowels of their lamplit bedroom, he had been pounding her precious pussy for several minutes in doggystyle, arguably her favorite position. Then, just as his orgasm became irrepressible, he had had (had had) to pull out his manhood member because of an immediate and violent coughing jag from which he was entirely overcome.
And then she was entirely overcum.
None of his steaming semen streams landed on her, as he coughed and coughed and swayed and sprayed quite uncontrollably. They splattered onto the bedsheets, the pillows, the floor, the headboard, the nightstand, the back wall, and one across the face of her mother inside a picture frame on the nightstand.
"This is why I tell you to quit smoking," she sighed.
Normally a specimen of great health, the wretch now retched and collapsed to the carpeted bedfoot nakedly, spent from all of the simultaneous upper and lower expulsions.
She folded to a kneeling position that still showed more of her ass than her face, and surveyed the sticky devastation. "Look what you did to my mother."
He peered up. "I think she's alright with it. She's still smiling."
An exasperated sigh. "You need to start cleaning up your mess now."
"I can do that in the morning...just let me rest for a minute. We're not finished here yet...hmm?...are we?" he cooed.
"It'll be harder to see and clean this yuck when it's dried," she responded dryly.
"I'll just use a blacklight and maybe find a few scorpions besides."
"What scorpions? Trapped in your superglue mess?" She turned around kneeling to face and lord over him, cupping hands underneath her 34D's and jiggling the jugs. "Remember that time you shot every drop of your wad between my tits, and I just rolled onto my side and went to sleep? When I woke up, I had forgotten about it and was wondering why they weren't moving right without a bra. Your goo-glue had sealed them tight after being pressed together. I had to use both hands to peel my little titty-kitties apart."
His mouth fell open. "Whoa..."
She folded her arms under her dark and pouty nipples. It was as if she had four eyes to stare down at him. "So what are you going to do to make this up to me? I didn't have a full orgasm from you behind my behind."
"Umm...just lay back, and then I'll show you."