... another titillacious tale as told by esteamed author Sir Stikkimus Soxx, Esquire...
(Oh and do feel free to imagine Rupert Everett's voice whilst reading. Or not.)
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Our setting today, an office. Not too hot, not too cold, but just and resoundingly right for our soon to be steamy little romp (and yes, yes, yes with all of the usual things one might spy in such an office if indeed one actually cared and were looking).
Now central to both room and story we find the heroine of todays tale. Her age (if one must so rudely guess) I would put at twenty-seven years, a good age to be assuming of course that one is not and in fact a rock star.
A dirty blonde our girl (in more ways than one) with her mid-length worn mane unadorned save for one lone and lonely barrette holding back a sometimes straying strand (we all stray sometimes, and some of us more deeply than others, as we shall, in the shortest of times, do see), and, since I know that you'll soon be unquietly clamoring should I fail to provide it, now shall be given a full physical description, starting from the bottom up.
Well, actually, a slight hiccup there as her bottom, which I am thus and sadly unable to describe, is cutely and currently planted on the seat of a swivel chair, a swivel chair which she is now in both fact and deed lightly a' swiveling with the aid of yes the aforementioned unobservable bottom and as both immensely enchanting and yes inestimably enjoyable as that really is to watch, side-to-side, back-and-forth, side-to-side, back-and-forth, side-to-- Forgive me, what was that I was about to say? Oh yes, we really must get on with our story.
Now this time starting from the ground up; a pair of Jimmy Choo's (I know my shoes) and yes quite kittenish kicks at that which certainly show our swankish sinderella to be a most markedly militant dilettante, at least as far as hot ass slippers are concerned. Closer examination though reveals these rather high end hoof covers to be, though well kept, most permanently and perplexedly scuffed on their front outer edges while also, I'm afraid, unequivocally and yes quite definitely from last years collection (like I said).
Tucked inside of these still nevertheless mighty fine gam garnishings and running right on up are a matched pair of stocking clad (well, panty-hose actually, the sensible seduction) stems, and some rather snappy stems at that, at least what we can see of them before they disappear under the cozy cover of a strawberry red skirt, well slit and cut a good palms width above her equally shapely and well bent knees (a skill she'll certainly be putting too good use later, take it from me).
A short sleeved and most seriously severe white downly buttoned blouse rounds out her ensemble but whose bleak prairie like plainness is quite spectacularly broken by a surging (and stirring) swell at the bust line that belies a rather fine helping of 'how'd you like to get your hands on some of that' lying beneath.
And now after a full minute of swell viewing we break our what is I now realize embarassingly slavering stare and move up our well wide eyes (yes, you too) to spy gold hoops a' dangling from delightful full lobes, not too big, not too small but quite admirably right for a bitsy bit of nibbling, should you happen to be into that kind of thing.
The usual paint (and yes a little light gloss) adorn her intent and certainly not unattractive visage. 'Intent?' you ask. Well I'm glad you're still paying attention (rather worried I was that I'd lost you back at the bust line). Yes, intent I did say -- 'Intent on what?' you quickly do query again (honestly, if you would just give me a minute...). Intent upon the ever glowing monitor that rests and resides upon her desk. In fact I'd say she's yes, quite openly, and most utterly unabashedly, ogling it.
And if you'll now allow me to continue in my own time (please) I shall tell you what so holds her full and fascinated gaze. Shoes (yes, you really have to ask?) and of course by shoes I mean Jimmy Choo's, this years latest and a rather nice pair at that (and you can take that from a man who recognizes a nice pair when he sees them).
But this soon-to-be shown so multi-talented girl is not only staring at said shoes but at the same time singing her own little well, unimaginative song (we can't all be Rodgers & Hammerstein you know) in quiet sync with her sweet and steady swivelling.
So yes, got that, staring, singing, and swivelling. And oh, I forgot to mention, also swaying, by which I mean her head, in a side-to-side fashion, as well. So now revised; staring, singing, swivelling AND swaying. See, I told you the girl had talent.
And yes, I suppose, in answer to your eagerly entreating eyes, if you really must know, the lyrics of said song, they go something like this; 'Jimmy Choo's, Jimmy Choo's, how I love you Jimmy Choo's, Jimmy Choo's, Jimmy Choo's, I'm gonna get some Jimmy Choo's' (you asked for it).
And then, as we watch this quite charming and unstudied display in a state of rather mild beguilement (and with little inkling of the highly erotic acting talents that will be soon put on parade), she lays a rather wet and wanton kiss upon her onscreen desire before remarking to herself in a rather sassy yet pledge taking tone.
"Two more weeks of saving and you'll be mine all mine."
And now I do hear as you cordially cry. 'Just who is this she that you've described to a 'T', is it Sally, or Ginger or maybe just Bess, the name of this damsel, the one in the dress?" (actually a skirt and top as I pointed out before, do keep up)
Well..., if the pridefully polished name-plaque adorning her desk is to be both trusted and true then the name that you so desperately and direly (well, maybe not that badly) seek is..., Kelly Kipowski. Hmmmm, Kelly Kipowski. As names go it has a rather nice little ring to it, unlike Kelly herself whose bare bridalesque finger begs the question of just who might that man be with whom she is locked in such amorous and unbridled embrace in the five-by-eight photo so prominently and pre-eminitely displayed on same-said desk (and in a rather nice little gilt frame at that) and what exactly might, judging from the snap (but in no way snapping judgement) their rather randy relationship be?
Sadly I'm afraid that is a question whose answer will have to wait as now yet another question (which you may or may not have asked) is about to be answered, literally, and in more ways than one, with that question being, just who in fact is it that this lovely lass does do labor for, with it's answer now rather rudely presaged by the inevitable and ruthless ringing of the telephone (yes also on her desk).