"Holly its Anita, you gotta come right now I need you to help me with something. No, I can't tell you on the phone somebody might hear me. How do I know who, it's just that my words are out there some place when I talk on the phone and somebody might pick them out of the air. OK thanks I'll see you in a few."
As Anita waits for her friend, she paces the floor wondering how she could have gotten in to such a mess. She knows for a fact that she's always careful, she never dates when the moon is full or on the thirteenth of the month even if it falls on safe sex Tuesday. She finally hears her friends knock and runs to open the door. She pulls Holly inside and without wasting time on formalities begins to tell her friend about her troubles.
"I just know I've an STD and it just can't be. I don't know what I'm going to do, you've got to help me Holly."
Holly inquires as to the nature of her alleged STD, and to whom did, she think gave it to her. The reason Holly is so concerned is that she sleeps with many of Anita's boyfriends and now she's worried she might have the same STD.
"Well Aunt Flo is already three days late and you know I'm never late."
"Honey you don't mean you think you have a STD you mean you think you're pregnant."
"Duh, STD mean sexually transmitted disease and I didn't get preggers from lip dancing if that's not a STD then what is."
"Yeah I guess you're right there, so who's the father?"
"You remember that guy I met when we went to the boffing barn a few weeks ago?"
"Anita that's Bopping Barn, you know, dancing not boffing and why in the world would I remember someone you met that long ago."
"Oh god holly I just thought of his name, oh shit this can't be happening to me. His name is Greg Peter, if I had to marry him my name would be Anita Peter, I can't go life as Anita Peter everyone would laugh."
"Oh sweetie I know what you mean, remember that boy I dated for so long I had to break up because his last name was Wood. I couldn't be Mrs. Holly Wood could I?"
Anita asked her friend to help her take some of the home pregnancy tests she purchased at the drug store. The first one was called 'The Fake Home Pregnancy Test. Anita was happy when it tested positive thinking it showed she had a fake pregnancy. It took a while but finally Holly showed it meant it was a fake test not a test for a fake. Next, she tried two different kinds and both turned out positive.
"Oh my god Holly does this mean I'm having twins?"
