Roy Is Slow To Catch On Ch 03

Chapter 3 "Unplanned Pregnancy"

The following day we went to her old apartment and cleaned out the rest of her stuff. There wasn't much left except for a few boxes of toiletries and her bed, as I had made sure we didn't sleep together until we were married. When we grabbed her bed and pulled it away from the wall. I noticed large gouges and scuff marks on the walls where the bed posts must have been rubbing up against it

I said, "We should probably puddy and paint these large gouges up otherwise you might lose your security deposit."

I asked, "How did you wreck the walls so bad? The bed seems sturdy. Plus you've only lived here for 6 months."

I kinda moved the bed around and it was quite sturdy.

She said, "Oh it must move around a lot and I didn't really notice it until now."

I fixed the wall and then we packed up and left. We put her bed in the spare bedroom of our house and after assembling I rocked it back and forth to see if it would rub the walls. Because I didn't want to damage our house if it was in bad shape. After really shaking it I noticed that if there was really some large movements that it might hit the walls.

I said, "what were you doing on here? Jumping up and down? I mean you really have to shake it for it to hit the walls."

Julie said, "Oh. I must have had it too close to the wall. And just getting in and out maybe did that."

I didn't really buy it but it's no big deal. I don't need to make a mountain out of a molehill. So I left it alone.

After the move we went apple picking and had a nice day. Julie loved to bake and her specialty was making pies so she made some apple pies. They really were delicious. She was quite the baker. I figured that now that I'm married I'd probably get fat with her cooking and baking but I didn't care anymore. We were married and newlyweds and life was great.

Julie wanted to christen the rooms in the house and I didn't really know what she meant. She explained that we were to have sex in every room in the house. So that first night we did it in our bedroom. The next few days it was the bathroom, living room, kitchen, dining room etc. we had sex twice a day and it was amazing. But I never saw much cum for me to clean up as on our honeymoon. Julie said it was probably the excitement of the honeymoon.

That night we had sex in the spare bedroom on her old bed. As Julie begged me to give it to her hard I noticed the bed begin to shake a little. After sex and I had gone down on her to get her to orgasm and for me to clean I noticed the bed had did indeed rub the walls just a little. Nothing bad but the posts did rub a little.

I laughed and said, "wow. You must really have gotten in and out of your bed hard to gouge the walls in your apartment. I was giving it to you hard and we barely rubbed the wall."

Julie just laughed it off and we left it at that.

As I got back into the groove of going back to work every day it was nice to settle down with my wife at night. She would be waiting for me when I came home for sex. And we christened the rest of the house. Even the attic and the garage and storage shed. She loved sex and I was loving her and her huge appetite for it. However I was never once able to get her to orgasm while we had sex. Even if I primed her up with my tongue first. I thought my stamina would increase but it really didn't. Julie seemed to be getting a little frustrated but she never once mentioned it to me. I was a little disappointed in myself but I was trying.

One day after work I came home and Julie was waiting naked for me and we had sex. I noticed she was quite ready for it and I didn't even go down on her first. She wanted me inside her right away. It slid right in and had no resistance. Plus I could feel that she was really wetter than normal.

I said, "wow, you were really ready today! You're so wet!"

She just said, "Yeah I've been thinking about sex all afternoon!"

With less friction I lasted longer and really gave it to her but still no luck. I came then went down on her.

I noticed a lot more cum this time and I went to work. It was probably triple the amount I usually have.

I said, "Wow. I must have really been excited too. There's so much down here!"

I finished cleaning and gave her an orgasm.

This became the norm for the next week or so. She was more wet and I had a lot more inside of me to give her and to clean up.

One night I was outside with our neighbor Scott.

He said, "I don't know how to tell you this but... there's been a truck in your driveway during the day."

I said, "oh, who's?"

He said, "I don't know but the name on the truck is "green lawn."

I thought... I've seen his truck before. Oh, they maintain a few of the lawns in our neighborhood. We didn't use them because my buddy Leroy maintains our yard.

I asked, "How often has the truck been here?"

Scott said, "I'd say a week or so. I'm not home every day but the days I am I've seen the truck every day."

...Then it hit me. ...

I said, "You don't think..."

He said, "Yeah I do! Sorry man!"

I quickly ran home to confront my wife.

I took Julie into the living room and said, "we have to talk!"

She looked at me with a serious look.

I said, "I know what's been going on here.... Scott just told me that he's seen the green lawn guys truck in our driveway for a week now!"

She said, "I'm sorry babe. I didn't want to hurt you but I really needed..."

I stopped her and said, "Wait. I'm not finished. ... I know Leroy doesn't do the greatest work and our lawn isn't as perfect as "green lawn" but he's my friend and I can't let him go!"

Julie looked at me. She seemed surprised that I figured it out. She didn't even know what to say.

So I said, "So tell the green lawn guy next time that we're staying with Leroy. Ok?"

Julie looked down and said, "ok honey. I can do that."

She seemed to be doing some thinking.

So I said, "Good. Thank you honey!"

Julie then said, "Just wondering... but can he at least... stay for some... pie? He loves my pie."

I said, "Pie? Yeah sure. I really don't care about who you offer your pie too. Right now I just want to make sure Leroy doesn't lose his job here."

She smiled and said, "ok. Sounds good to me. Maybe I can even offer Leroy my pie when he comes by next week."

I said, "Yeah. Sure go ahead. I'm sure he'd love a piece of your pie. I know I do."

With that all settled and I had calmed back down I excused myself to go back and hang out with Scott.

I walked out with a smile on my face and I said, "I got the situation all settled!"

He seemed surprised and said, "How?"

I said, "Yeah it was easy. I just put my foot down and said we're staying with Leroy's lawn service."

He said, "Wait... what?"

I figured I better tell him what's been going on.

I said, "Yeah. The guy from green lawn has been trying to take lawn service from my buddy Leroy. And I told Julie that that was a not going to happen!"

He paused.

Then he said, "That's what Julie said?"

I said, "Well I came to that conclusion myself. And Julie agreed that even if our lawn isn't quite as nice as some of the other neighbors that we were going to stick with Leroy."

He said, "And your sure that's what it was all about?"

I said, "Of course. What else could it be?"

He laughed and said, "Sounds like you have everything under control then."

I said, "Yep. Everything is good in my house now!"

He laughed some more and we continued to chat before I went home and had sex again with Julie.

The next day at work my neighbor texted me a picture of the green lawn guys truck in my driveway again.

He texted, "are you sure everything is still good?"

I texted back, "Yeah of course. He's just tasting her pie. She makes great pie!"

He said, "What are you talking about?"

I texted, "You should try her pie sometime. It's awesome. I like her apple pie best but she might have some cherry pie there too. Julie said, the guy from green lawn loves her pie, and will probably still stop by for some from time to time."

He responded, "So you want me to try her pie too!"

I texted, "Of course. It's great. Just ask Julie for a sample of them. I know you'll love it! I gotta get back to work."

He just texted, "ok buddy if that's what you want!"

When I got home I saw Scott in the front yard. I yelled, "Did you try Julie's pie?"

He called me over and said, "no. Green lawn was there for over an hour so I didn't want to interrupt."

I said, "Maybe tomorrow then?"

He chuckled and said, "Yeah. Tomorrow!"

I went inside my house and cleaned up Julie from the night before then we had sex again. I knew I was more excited for over a week now as every time there was a lot to clean up.

When we had dinner I said, "Scott might come over for pie tomorrow? I told him how awesome your pie was and he's interested in getting a sample."

She smiled and said, "yeah everyone loves my pie!"

I said, "Yeah I know. It's delicious!"

Then while we ate I brought up a subject that has been bothering me for a while now. We have lightly danced around the subject of birth control and I wanted to put it to rest.

I said, "Julie... I think you should get off birth control. I mean we're going to want to have a child soon anyway."

Julie said, "um... I don't think now is the best time for that."

I said, "If not now then when?"

She said, "well are we even ready for a child yet?"

I said, "no but I don't like birth control anyway. We can just avoid your fertile days. Until you're ready. That way when we are ready you will get pregnant quick."

She said, "Let's wait a while. I mean let's not rush things."

I said, "What's the harm. In a week or so we'll just stop having sex until you get your period. Then once you get your period we'll know your cycle has started and during the middle week or so, of your cycle, we just won't have sex. It'll be no different than when we were dating."

Julie said, "yeah! Um... like when we were dating..."

She paused then said, "Let's wait. Just a little while longer. Please?"

I was the man of the house and I wanted to put my foot down. Some arguments are worth fighting for.

I said, "Birth control is wrong anyway. Let's just get rid of it and we'll deal with the consequences together."

She said, "But..."

It was too late I got up went to the bathroom and grabbed her pills.

I said, "Nope. I'm going to get rid of these things."

She said, "Roy wait!"

But my mind was made up. I took the pills and dumped them into the toilet and flushed them down.

I said, "There. Now we'll have a true marriage. Welcoming children as they come."

She looked at me a little distraught.

I said, "It'll be good for us."

She finally said, "I kinda wish you would have let me help decide on something so important."

I said, "Sorry as the man of the house I need to put my foot down on a few things around here. One was the lawn care issue now it's birth control."

Julie said, "Fine! ... You're the man in the house and if we get pregnant we'll just have a baby then."

She seemed a little upset about what she said but she'll get over it.

That night she didn't want to have sex with me.

She said, "Ok since you wanted to abstain from sex then we'll start tonight."

I said, "Fine then."

Then she turned away in the bed and went to sleep. I knew I did it for the best and plus, my cock needed a rest anyway. I really wondered why she needed to be on them anyway. What was the big deal? After some more thought I fell asleep.

After work the next day I talked with Scott as I walked toward my house.

He said, "Your one lucky man. She has an amazing pie. It felt so good!"

I said, "I know right. Which one did you try?"

He smiled and said, "Um... Apple."

I said, "Yeah that's my favorite too!"

Then he said, "and after I left green lawn guy stopped over for some too!"

I said, "Yeah. Once you try it you can't get enough!!"

I laughed. And Scott did too!

I walked inside and said, "honey I'm home. I heard Scott tried your apple pie! He said it was amazing."

She looked at me and said, "I'm glad he liked it. It was really good for me too!"

I said, "Yeah. I know you like it when people like your pie. I guess it's satisfying when you know you do something so well."

I said, "So... can we have sex now. Are you over the birth control thing?"

She said, "Yeah. I'm over it. But you must go down first and make sure you got all of the leftovers!"

I said, "With pleasure!"

Again I was amazed that after 2 days I still had so much down there. And after I cleaned her up I unloaded what must have been a double load since I didn't have sex the day before.

A few days later I had a beer with Scott again.

We chatted and he just smiled.

I said, "So what's got you so happy. You have this huge grin on your face!"

He said, "Your wife's pie!"

I said, "that's it. That's why you're smiling?"

He laughed and said, "Yeah I creamed her pie again yesterday."

I said, "Creamed? ... oh. Yeah. I've put whipped cream on it to before, but I thought it was better without!"

He said, "no man, I creamed her pie and today Julie said you ate it!"

I said, "You added cream to her pie yesterday?"

He laughed and said, "I sure did! And she loved it! She begged me to cream her pie!"

I thought... I wonder if she adds cream, as her special ingredient, to her pie to make it so good.

I asked, "Were we out of cream?"

Scott said, "Oh yeah. She needed more cream for sure. And I shot it deep inside her pie!"

I was still confused but is said, "Um. Good job. And that's what she wanted?"

He laughed and said, "Yeah. She wanted it all!"

I wondered why she needed so much cream. Maybe she made a double batch or something. Or... maybe... she shoots whipped cream inside the pie filling and that's why I think it's better without whipped cream on top!

I just said, "Well thank you for helping her out Scott! I appreciate everything you did for her!"

He kept smiling at me.

Finally I said, "I did have a piece of her pie today and it was delicious so thank you again."

He basically was rolling on the ground with laughter. I didn't even laugh. I just smiled. What could be so funny?

When he finally calmed down we talked more about Julie.

He said, "you know the last week when it was warm out."

I said, "Yeah."

He said, "Julie was lying in the backyard naked!"

I said, "Oh yeah. She isn't shy about her body. So you could see her?"

He said, "Oh yeah for sure. From my bedroom window. It had a clear view."

I said, "Yeah. I'm sure she doesn't care. I mean probably 100 guys saw her naked on our honeymoon."

He was shocked and asked me some questions and I told him all about her nudity and even the running to the bus.

He said, "So she was late because she was busy playing with 8 guys and then ran to the bus topless?"

I said, "Yeah. So? It's not like we're going to see anyone from the bus again. They could be from anywhere."

He said, "kinda funny to me. Running topless. How long does it take to put on a shirt anyway?"

I said, "Yeah. That's Julie. Oh, Hey. Just a word of advice. You don't have to spy on her. She probably wouldn't like that. You can go ahead and talk to her when she's outside. She loves to chat anyway and she's been around plenty of men naked before."

He said, "Oh! Um... thank you. If we get another warm day I'll look forward to it."

As I walked back home. I thought ... I wasn't at all surprised at her nudity outside. I was used to it. And him spying seemed like a negative thing to do. If you're going to look you might as well let her know you're looking. Seems logical to me. I'm glad I told him it was ok. Maybe in other circumstances it would be wrong but not with my Julie.

I went inside and talked with Julie.

I said, "Scott said he put cream in your pie."

She looked at me and looked confused.

So I rephrased the statement, "Scott told me he shot cream in your pie. I didn't know you put cream in your pie. Is that the secret ingredient?"

She said, "oh. Um. Yeah... darn... I was hoping you wouldn't find out."

I said, "Oh don't worry I won't steal your recipe." I laughed.

She laughed too and said, "Yeah I love my pie creamed! Twice today even!"

I said, "oh you made more pie today?"

She said, "yeah um. But I gave them away already."

I asked, "Oh you have more people who love your pies? And you gave your pies away to them?"

She said, "yeah. You put that quite well!"

I said, "thank you. Oh and I told Scott that instead of spying on you when you're tanning that he should just stop by. I think it's rude to spy. I guess he saw you recently."

Julie said, "Oh. You want me to talk to other men naked now?"

I said, "Well you did it enough on our honeymoon that I got used to it so yeah. I mean, it's no big deal. And you don't seem to mind either. Am I right?"

She said, "um. Yeah. Sure. I'm glad you're ok with it now too."

I said, "yeah. Go ahead. I'm fine with it."

Then we discussed her period.

I said, "We had better stop having sex for a while. At least until you get your period. Unless you're ready for a child!"

She looked a little down.

She said, "Yeah a suppose. But I'm not going to like it."

I said, "yeah. But I can keep going down on you and maybe you can give me oral sex."

She said, "Ok. But... yeah. I suppose."

Then we did just that. I couldn't believe she could take my huge loads in only one gulp!

The next day when I got home from work Scott yelled! "Brown pie today!!"

I was concerned. "Did she burn them?"

He just laughed and said, "Yeah. Burnt pie!"

I went inside and said, "Did you burn the pie today?"

She said, "No. why?"

I said, "Scott said something about brown pie."

She laughed and said, "Oh I guess today the pie was more brown than the previous days. I needed to be careful you know!"

I said, "careful? Of what?"

She said, "Oh. I just mean I gave away the brown pie to Joe and Scott? I'm saving the pink pie for you!"

I said, "Oh who's Joe and pink pie?"

She laughed, "Joe's the guy from down the block. And pink I just mean the lighter colored one."

I said, "Joe. You mean the 50 year old single guy with the darker complexion like he's from the Caribbean somewhere. He's kinda rude don't you think?"

She said, "Rude why do you say that?"

I said, "Oh, he came over to Scott's one day and was talking about this chick he was "fucking," he said, she was some "slut" from the neighborhood. He kept looking at me. And laughing. Then said something I don't want to repeat."

Julie seemed kind of interested. She asked, "what did he say?"

I said, "Ok I warned you. It's tough for me to repeat but, I think his words were: "that bitch was bucking like a slut, begging for me to cream her cunt! So I shot my load deep inside her slutty ass pussy, then told the bitch to suck my cock clean! And that slut sucked my cock until I got hard again. Then I fucked her brains out sideways style. I used her like a fucking whore, then drained my cock in her again and left that bitch laying on the bed." "Then he laughed and laughed. Scott was even laughing. I'm guessing just to humor him. I had to leave before I heard anymore. He's such a dirty old man."

Julie gave me a look of disbelief.

I said, "yeah I know, I wouldn't talk to him if you don't have to. You never know what he's going to say or do for that matter."

Julie just said, "good to know."

I said, "You know. I've been thinking. If we had anal sex we wouldn't risk getting you pregnant right? And I know the only time we tried that... you actually liked it."

Julie said, "Yeah. Um. I did like it. You almost got me to cum that time."

I said, "I thought I did get you to.... You know... cum!"

Julie said, "Oh, yeah. But I had to... nevermind. Yes I did climax the only time we did it together."