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Roy Is Slow To Catch On Ch 02

Roy Is Slow To Catch On Ch 02

by brad1996
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If you didn't read the first chapter... A sheltered Roy meets and falls in love with an outgoing Julie. She loves him too. But Roy doesn't want to have sex until marriage and it didn't sit well with Julie. She agrees to his request, at least with Roy. But Roy doesn't quite see the whole picture. The first chapter elaborates mainly on one long Fourth of July weekend together.

I modeled Roy as a Barney Fife/Colonel Klink character.

The story is told by Roy himself. Enjoy!

Chapter 2 "The Honeymoon"

Over the next month we continued to discuss our amazing weekend together and Julie kept saying she hoped we could do it again soon. We went out on a date about once a week and usually saw each other once or twice more. But I would call her just about every night.

A few times a week she said someone was visiting and had to call me back in the morning but that happens when you are so outgoing.

We got married on Labor Day weekend. It was beautiful. Julie was beautiful. She beamed as we walked down the aisle on our way out. We kissed on the back steps before heading into our stretch limo. The reception was great. Seeing all of our friends and relatives. And having a few drinks. As the night grew on my mind began thinking about what was to come soon. I watched as her lower cut wedding dress accentuated her breasts so beautifully and I began to long to finally touch them and then the inevitable... Having sex for the first time!... I knew she had sex previously but it's been a long time for her too. And I began to think more lustfully at my now wife. Finally as the party came to a close we went up to our hotel room to make sure our marriage was consummated.

I told her how much I've been waiting for this night. And how much I loved her for being her. We kissed and soon I began to remove her dress. It was a struggle removing it to make sure we didn't wreck it but then she stood in front of me in just her little bra and tiny thong panties. I started playing with her breasts and she took off her bra and then she started undressing me. My penis was so hard that felt like it was going to break straight through my underwear. She gave me a little chuckle when she saw my thighty whities. Then she pulled them down and it sprang free. She looked at it for a few seconds before taking it in her hand. She stroked it and I felt this feeling I have never felt before. I didn't know what it was but just before it got really strong Julie stopped.

She pulled her thong down and I laid her on the bed. Since it was my first time she had to coach me a little bit and then had to put my penis on the right spot so I could enter her vagina. As I pushed it seemed to lunge into her and with only one push it was all the way inside. It felt so amazing to be having sex with my wife for the first time. I began to pull out and then back in and soon the feeling returned. I felt my penis pulsing and I just let it happen. It was such an unbelievable feeling. It must have been it! I wasn't really sure exactly what happened but soon I felt my penis going soft and it was rather tender. I opened my eyes to see Julie looking at me a little confused.

I said, "That was great. Wasn't it?"

She said, "It was ok. Not great. I mean you were done in less than one minute. I was hoping you had at least a few minutes in you.... I mean from past experiences... I mean... it should take longer, and for a woman like me who likes to enjoy sex, it has to."

I said, "I'm sorry I guess I didn't know about this stuff. But we'll keep working on it."

Julie continued, "Yes we will... but your size. I mean. It's not as big as... like it's... ok...... it's quite small."

I said, "What really? I guess I didn't know. Is that a problem?"

She said, "Well... no... I mean... it'll take some getting used to for me and probably a lot of stamina for you."

I kinda looked down as I was feeling somewhat inadequate.

She said, "Here let me help you and see if we can make this better."

She got down in front of me and started licking my penis! What was she doing? Then she took the whole thing in her mouth! By now I was hard again. I couldn't think, it felt so good and before I knew what was really happening I moaned again and stuff started shooting out of it and in her mouth.

Julie seemed a little shocked but she didn't stop sucking it until I had stopped shooting stuff in her mouth.

She looked at me and said, "Your going to need a lot of practice."

I asked, "Um, where did the stuff go?"

She said, "Cum, it's called cum and I swallowed it!"

I asked, "Does it taste ok?"

She said, "I love... I mean it's... yeah. I actually like it."

She paused then continued, "Plus, it really feels good to make a man cum. And to feel his sperm either inside my pussy or in my mouth. It makes me feel like I did something special. Now I'll have to help you feel that way too."

I said, "Ok. What do I need to do?"

She said, "First of all it's not "need," you get to. There's a difference. Need is an obligation. The other is a feeling of caring for the other person. You want them to cum and have waves of pleasure course through their body. And if it can happen to both at the same time. That's the best feeling in the world."

"Oh," I said, "so earlier we got to have sex and you got to suck my penis? I get it, you didn't need to do those things you got to. Like you wanted to!"

Julie laughed, "Yeah. I wanted to but hey... let's not call it a penis. We're not in anatomy class. We can call it a Dick or Cock or we could even call it Little Roy! I usually call it a cock."

I said, "Got it. I have a cock. Not a penis!"

Julie laughed. "Now before we keep going with this line of teaching let's move on to something I want."

She laid back and showed me her vagina.

She actually spread her vagina open and said, "So here's a quick lesson on a woman's pussy."

I stopped her right there, "So. It's not a vagina. It's a pussy?"

She said, "Yeah. Again not anatomy class here. Pussy sounds the best to me. Cunt is another term used occasionally. But it's a little more of a degrading term.

She pointed to her pussy and even slid a finger inside. She even moaned a little when she did that.

Julie said, "So here is the actual hole you stick your cock in. And where the baby making happens. This is regular sex."

I said, "Got it. Penis... sorry... Cock in your pussy hole! Um what's that?"

I pointed below her pussy hole.

She spread her butt a little and said with a chuckle, "Now this is my ass hole. I think you know what's that for!"

I said, "What happens if my p... cock slips too low and you know goes in your butt hole?"

She laughed, "You'll know and I will too before it goes there! Then there's the..."

I interrupted, "Hey, have you ever had someone put their cock in your butt hole?"

She didn't answer for a few moments.

Then she said, "Yes I have. It's called anal sex."

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I said, "Doesn't it hurt?"

She said, "Maybe just a little in the beginning but soon it feels really good."

I said, "So you like anal sex? When will I get to have anal sex?"

Julie said, "In a while... Maybe. There's a lot to learn about regular sex first. And yes. I do like it but it has to be done right. Let's not get into that now."

I said, "Sounds like you had a lot of sex before?"

Julie said, "Yeah, um, you could say that. I really like it... No... I love sex. I get to feel waves of pleasure course through my body and when I reach my peak it's something indescribable."

I watched as she told me this and had her two fingers inside her pussy. She looked up and moaned. Then she quickly pulled her fingers out and looked at me.

She said, "Sorry I got a little carried away there."

She took her fingers and licked them.

Then she said, "Anyway. Here is my clitoris. Call it a clit. It's a small bump right here."

She took my hand and helped me feel where her clit was. It felt a little weird feeling my wife's pussy for the first time. It was so warm and silky. Plus it was so wet and slimy. Then I felt it. Her clit.

I yelled, "Is this it?"

She shook a little and said, "Yes. That's it! Thats where a lot of my pleasure comes from. It's my special area outside my pussy or ass. So start gentle and rub my clit."

I started rubbing and I watched as Julie looked up and started moaning.

She said, "Yes. That's it. Now keep doing that!"

I did as told and rubbed my two fingers on her clit. She kept coaching me and telling me I'm going a great job.

She said, "Now let's try your mouth on my clit."

I looked at her scared stiff.

She said, "It's ok. It's called oral sex. It's what I gave you earlier."

I said, "You mean when you sucked my cock and swallowed my cum?"

She said, "Very good with the words. Yes that was oral sex.... Now for you. You put your mouth on my clit and start doing stuff and I'll let you know what to do."

I was a little apprehensive about the whole idea of oral sex. But I guess, I "get" to do it. So I put my mouth on where I thought it was but I couldn't find it. Julie told me, just to feel around with my tongue and she'll let me know.

Then she said, "right there!!"

I could feel a little bump, and yes, I found it! I started licking it. Then sucking on it. The whole thing was actually quite enjoyable. I wanted Julie to enjoy the pleasure she talked about.

Then she began to coach me further, "There.... Suck it good.... Mmmm.... Harder.... Now softer... harder.... Mmm... now... stick a finger or two in my pussy..."

I did as she asked. They slid right in as everything was so slippery and wet. It felt good on my fingers her softness inside made it feel so nice. She continued to talk and her tone began to change and she got louder.

She said, "Mmm yes. Finger me harder... use another finger..."

I pulled them out and stuck just my ring finger inside.

Julie looked down at me and said, "what are you doing?"

I was surprised at her almost yelling at me.

I said, "you wanted me to use another finger."

She said, "No add a finger. Use 3 of them. The stretching helps with the eventual orgasm."

I went back to work and licked and sucked on her clit. Then I stuck 3 fingers in her pussy and began working them in and out.

Julie got even louder. "Mmmm. Yes. Aaaaahhh.... Finger me harder... aaahhh... yes.... Stretch out that pussy.... Try to add a 4th finger."

I did and it was hard to get them all inside. And continue to slide them in and out. Once it got to my knuckles my hand seemed to have too much resistance. I was going to go back to 2 or 3 fingers. But...

Julie said, "Ooohh.. keep going with 4. Aahh.... Push a little harder... stretch out that cunt!... aahhh! Cmon Roy. Get that hand up there!!"

I didn't know exactly what was too much so I just did what she asked. I kept pushing more of my hand inside of her pussy. Finally I got it where my knuckles were inside of her. And just my thumb and lower hand was still outside. As I got it inside...

Julie yelled, "Ooohh fuck!!... yes!!! Ooohhh. Yes!! Stretch out that little cunt!! Ooohhh...Fuck that pussy with your hand... ooohh... aaahhh... Fffuuuccckkk!"

I could tell something was happening. She was saying words I thought I'd never hear her say and she was getting loud and her body was moving as my almost whole hand was inside of her. I didn't have time to think much about what she was saying. I wanted her to have a good first orgasm with me. So I continued suck on her clit and work my hand in and out.

She began to shake and make screaming noises.

Then after 10 seconds or so she stopped shaking and yelled, "Don't... Stop... fuck that cunt harder... ooohhh Fffuuuccckkk!!"

She began shaking again and screaming between breaths.

It had to be another 10 seconds of her shaking and screaming out inaudible sounds.

Finally she said, "Oh... oh..."

I could hear more normal sounds again.

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"Oh. Ok.... Slow down..."

I did slow down and kept my hand inside her pussy just in case.

She said, "ok... stop with your mouth."

I did and then looked down at my hand still inside of her pussy.

It was vertical but my knuckles were in somewhat of a half circle. I couldn't believe how stretched out her pussy could get. My cock would have to be at least 3 times larger to fill what my hand was filling. I was staring at her pussy with my hand empaled inside.

She shocked me back to life.

She said, "Roy! Slowly pull your hand out."

As I did I watched her pussy continued to keep pressure on my hand and fingers as I slowly pulled out. Then when my hand was free I saw her pussy completely close. It looked just a little redder than before. And maybe the outsides were a little larger but I wasn't sure.

I just stared at what was the most amazing site I'd ever seen. Julie's pussy.

She said, "Hey. I'm up here."

I said, "Sorry I was just... admiring."

She smiled and said, "Yeah. I get that a lot!"

I said, "What do you mean?"

She quickly said, "Well I mean... um... guys like to look... you know!"

I said, "Is that why you wear more revealing clothing? Do you like it?"

She said, "Yeah. I do. And... never mind."

I said, "So. You said some things I thought I'd never hear come from you!"

She said, "Yeah. Sorry... I think. It's just my mouth kind of goes off in its own when I'm being pleasured."

I said, "I guess! You used the F word and called your pussy a cunt!"

She said, "I did? I guess it just kind of came out. I didn't really think about what was coming out of my mouth."

I said, "I guess you do really like sex. Because you seemed to really enjoy it!"

She said, "Yeah. I do. Hopefully you can get better quickly!"

I said, "Yeah. I have a lot to learn. But I'm glad we got to do this tonight."

She said, "me too I've waited for this for a long time with you."

She seemed happy but there was something she seemed a little concerned about. But I couldn't figure out what.

We talked a little more and we went to bed.

Julie woke me up the next morning and she wanted to have sex again. We tried and I was able to last a little longer, I think. and she almost moaned, maybe. But then I was done. I didn't give her oral sex because we had to get going to the gift opening. So we showered and dressed and headed out for yet another busy day.

We opened gifts in the morning and in the afternoon we took a plane and jetted off to Mexico to an all inclusive couples resort. Julie wore a tight tank top and short shorts as this was her normal type of outfit. I couldn't help myself. I would end up staring at my wife and her amazing body. Now that she was my wife I felt I could take the liberty and take some long extended looks. But, of course, I noticed some men looking in her direction but I didn't have any problem with them admiring my beautiful wife. After all she enjoyed the attention. And she was mine!

We landed early in the evening and got checked into our room. She wanted to have sex immediately. This time I gave her oral sex first to "get her warmed up" as she called it, then she got on top of me and she had sex on top! It was amazing watching her breasts bounce up and down as she moved. But it seemed she didn't get what she was looking for. So she decided to lay face down on the bed and I got behind her. She called it "doggie style." I tried my best to give her what she wanted but soon I started spraying my "cum" inside of her pussy. Julie didn't say much after, which was a little different. She seemed to be doing some thinking. So I gave her oral sex to get her come back to reality. And eventually to her orgasm. I used up to 3 fingers as she didn't ask for 4 this time. She didn't make as many noises, or yell obseen things, as the night we were married, but she still shook and moaned when she had her orgasm. I'm pretty sure she was just trying to control her bad words.

We went out to eat and then back to the room for bed. We had sex and after I gave her the 4 finger oral. Julie seemed to enjoy the oral but the regular sex didn't seem to do too much for her.

The next day we laid out at the beach. After seeing it was all adults and another woman with her top off. Julie took hers off as well. Man she has amazing breasts! It was hard not to look at her as she laid there with her breasts exposed to the world.

Drinks were free so we would take turns going up to the beach bar to get some. I watched as Julie walked with nothing on but a tiny g string style bikini bottom. And Julie being Julie, struck up a conversation with the male Mexican bartender. I didn't know she could speak Spanish fluently enough to have a conversation, but it seemed Julie had no trouble with even the language barrier to chat with people, especially guys. She took a long time but she finally came back with the drinks. For the next few hours we drank drinks and swam in the ocean and then relaxed back on the beach. The whole time she was topless and I was enjoying the sight.

The sunny hot day and the drinks were taking a toll on me and while relaxing I fell asleep.

When I woke up Julie was not beside me. I looked to the bar and nothing. Then I scanned the ocean and didn't see her. Even the couple next to us didn't know where she went. They just said that almost an hour ago she walked back towards the bar area.

I got up and walked towards the bar and then behind the bar towards the condos was a pool with a swim up bar. I looked and saw Julie sitting on a barstool in the pool talking to a group of guys. Her lower half was in the water but her stomach and breasts were above the water. I walked over to the side and called for her. She waved me in and I jumped in the pool and walked in the 4' deep water over to her.

The outdoor pool wasn't very large. And 3 sides on the deck just had lounge chairs around and the last side was a swim up bar. There were 5 stools in front of the bar that were bolted down and were about a foot under the water. There was one guy on each stool beside her as Julie was on the middle stool and the other 3 guys stood in the water making a half circle around her. I wasn't surprised, as my topless wife Julie, sat proudly on her chair talking with the guys and the male Mexican bartender. I walked up and Julie introduced me to the guys.

Then she said, "Honey, it's not only couples here. These guys booked rooms here too when they were looking for all inclusive resorts."

She seemed excited. I wasn't thrilled about it but it didn't really bother me. As I didn't have to worry about my wife at all.

She then turned to the bartender and spoke something in Spanish. He seemed to understand as he laughed at what she said and started talking back to her. She laughed too.

I had know idea what they were saying. But she surprised me again with her ability to speak another language and still have a great funny conversation. I chatted with a guy and had another drink. Then another drink. Finally another drink. The whole time Julie talked with me, the guys, and the bartender. I was getting tired from the drinks and didn't feel that well. I asked Julie if she wanted to go to our room with me as it was getting dark.

She didn't want to but agreed. She then said something to the bartender and he smiled and nodded. Then we left and she walked me back to the room. She laid me down on the bed and brought me some water.

She said, "Just rest a while. I'll be back later if that's ok."

I didn't really need her to be beside me as I felt crappy and she enjoyed being with others anyway so I agreed to let her go.

We kissed and she left.

Soon I was asleep and must have slept for hours. Cuz it was dark and almost midnight. I looked for Julie and she wasn't in the room. So I began to walk around the condo and then outside. There were a few people around and some still at the swim up bar but the beach was empty. She wasn't in any of those places.

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