"Me an' Bill was out hunting one day. Bill's my dog, big assed Redbone with frosty ears. We was supposed to be huntin' squirrels, but mostly we was just walkin' in the woods.
"Now, we was up there on the Avers place, there by the river. Mindin' our own affair, wanderin' down that old loggin' road. Purty near perfect for the time of year. Must have been mid July, I reckon.
"All at once, old Bill was sniffin' around on the road and nosing over toward the river. Wasn't on the track of nothing, or he'd been bayin' and runnin'. He'd found somethin' that caught his interest, though.
"'Go find it, Bill.' I told him an' he lit off up the hill. I followed him on up the hillside wonderin' what got into that dog.
"Caught up with him the other side of the hill, by the river. He was held up on the edge of a gravel bank near Crooked Neck Creek. When I come up on him, he was just sittin' there, lookin'. Walkin' up to him, he turned 'round and looked at me, I swear he was shakin' his head!
"Well, I looked to see what had him worked up. There in the middle of that gravel bar was two people, buck naked! A man and a woman. They was both naked as the day they was born, I tell you! Their clothes were spread all over, like they shucked them off and flung them any which way!
"They was facing each other with their legs wrapped around each other. Hell, I bet there wasn't any room betwixt 'em! They was drinkin' somethin' out of a bottle. Dark blue bottle, with a fancy label. Got it back at the house. Me an' Bill picked it up.
"They were running their hands all over each other. The guy, he got to suckin' on the girl's tits and playin' with her ass. When he got goin' on her titties, she got to moaning so loud Bill and I could hear. He must have been doing her good.
'She layed back and he slid down between her legs. I figured he was lickin' her pussy. Heard tell of that sort of thing. Wasn't long before she was tellin' him all about it. We could see her butt bouncing up and down and wigglin' side to side at the same time! Just a minute later and she was buckin' her hips and talkin' to Gawd.
"I don't know what he did then, but she sure as hell liked it. She was grabbin' his hair, and sat straight up! Looked like a boar pissing on a 'lectric fence, by gawd! She was howling, howlin' such that it embarrassed Bill! He looked up at me like he was sorry he couldn't do that. She whooped her legs up and locked her ankles behind that boy's head. He kept doin' what he was doing, cause she started bouncin' up and down just clenchin' her butt cheeks! Looked like someone let go of a chainsaw! Why, her titties looked like humming bird feeders in a high wind! Miracle that boy avoided a broken neck.
"All at once, she just fell back flat. She lay there just a panting like she run a race and came in second.
"Presently, he got up from betwixt her legs. He was plenty excited, too. He wasn't flying half mast, neither. He was hard as a rock maple sticking out there. And the head of his pecker was as red as Hootie Johnson's nose at an afternoon barbecue!
"Well, about the time he got to his knees, she put both feet on his chest and shoved him backwards, flat on his ass. Surprised he didn't bust his head on a rock!
"She plopped her butt on his ankles and swooped down on his johnson like a chickenhawk on a rabbit. Had the whole thing in her mouth right down to his curlies. She was going to town. She was bobbing her head and swirling this way and that. He was liking it, too. He was raising his butt and moaning like the wind past a case of empties.
