Where do ideas come from? Have things ever happened to you to give you certain ideas.
I'd taken a job as bartender/room manager on a ship, the S.S. Diamante, sailing from the United States to Australia. It was designed to be a pleasure cruise for all the passengers. One major concern of the crew's was to ensure that an enjoyable time was experienced by all. A number believed that included them as well. After all a happy crew went a long way to assisting their guests have a memorable time. Appointed to directly amuse the passengers was the Games Co-ordinator, Wendy. She took her job seriously; even providing a little light relief to maintain the morale of those on board. She obviously thought my morale needed boosting by giving me an unforgettable shower where the not only the soap suds were flowing. But, that's another story; perhaps Wendy will tell it one day.
I'm Brad by the way. The ladies who came in here usually wanted a drink, but when they saw me they really needed a drink. Even if I do say so myself my physique certainly dried up one lot of juices and set another lot flowing. The bar was my pride and joy so it was Wendy who gave me 'ideas' with her shower scene.
The bar needed a bit of a clean, perhaps even a polish. After all wouldn't the captain be pleased that I was throwing myself into my work so diligently and not just looking for my next adventure. Read into that sexual adventure because I'd developed a bit of a reputation. The passengers would be impressed to see that their favourite bartender was hard at it, especially certain passengers who thought the *harder* the better. Of course I could still have some fun couldn't I? I mean not necessarily music while you work, but entertainment anyway. I was sure Wendy would help. After all hadn't I helped with the body painting (another of her on board games).
I thought I'd encourage her by telling her that I knew of a particular pastime that she might, as Games Co-ordinator, like to introduce to the passengers knowing that Wendy was game for anything. I did have a particular activity in mind but not the sort she thought, the true professional that she was. She was ready, willing and able - games were her bread and butter and I wanted to help do the spreading!
Wendy saw all the cleaning gear on the bar and thought I must be turning over a new leaf. Now down to business - the game - the cleaning. Well it was down to business, but not the sort she thought.
Strong hands lifted her onto the bar with the words, "Up you go sexy," ringing alarm bells in her head.
"Well what about this game, Brad?" questioned Wendy.