The preppers formed a ring around Violet. The boys had clenched fists and the girls brandished their sharpened nails. Lily was obviously the new boss, which was what Violet had expected. That girl had been trying to figure out how to dethrone Violet for months.
They no longer wore the old prepper uniform. The boys wore tight black jeans and shirts, sort of a mod thing. The girls had on black hotpants and sleeveless tops, with cat ears and tails. When Lily had suggested the cat outfits Violet had vetoed her. We're called preppers, she'd said. If we dress like cats, people are just going to get confused. Think this through, dumbass.
She had to admit, though, that Lily was rocking the cat outfit. It looked just wicked when she held up her claws. And that ass in those shorts-what a shame it was that lovely thing spent so long covered up with a poodle skirt. Violet had an urge to grab Lily by the ass and kiss her. But she choked back the feeling. She glared, thinking to herself, Fuck you, Lily Lee, you dumb slut, you have no right to have such a hot ass. And Lily glared back.
"Poor little Violet," said Lily. "Poor little traitor, all alone, outnumbered, and defenceless." She raked the air with her claws.
Violet smirked. "Then this should be easy for you." Because that's how you want it. You're a bunch of fucking bullies. You don't dare take someone who can actually hurt you. She raised her fists and shifted into a kickboxing stance. "Hey, Lily," she added as if it was an afterthought, "how's your shoulder? You know, I heard that after you dislocate it once, it pops out again super-easy."
Lily swallowed.
"And Cecil," said Violet, "how's that knee? It takes an awful long time to recover from a knee injury, doesn't it?" Cecil clenched his jaw in a very manly and brave sort of way, and backed up a few steps.
Lily didn't move. She should have ordered the attack right away, but she could never make up her mind. And that's why you can't be the boss, dipshit, thought Violet. "How's the gang getting on without me?"
"Splendid," said Lily, "now that we got rid of the pussylicking twat who gets her ass kicked by a couple of sissy Hearts."
Violet thought back to getting her ass kicked by Millie. It gave her a tingly feeling between her legs. Concentrate, she told herself. "So, caught many Spadists?"
"Lots," said Lily through clenched teeth.
Violet raised her eyebrows.
"We have a traitorous bitch to deal with first," said Lily.
"As in, you haven't caught any."
"Shut up," said Lily.
"None at all."
"I told you to shut up!"
"It's fine," said Violet. "I'm not judging you."
"They're hard to find, okay? Leave me alone. You're such a bitch, Violet." Lily crossed her arms and pouted.
"Yeah, leave Lily alone," said Ethel. "You think you could find more Spadists than her?"
"Is the sky blue? Does the Pope shit in the woods?" Violet frowned. "Um, nix that last one."
Lily put her hands on her hips. "How about you put your money where your mouth is?"
"Sounds good. I'll bet you a hundred euros that by twelve o'clock I can find two likely Spadists and a definite sympathizer."
"You're on," said Lily with a sneer.
Edward glanced at his phone. "Guys, it's already twelve-thirty."
"Oh, right," said Violet. "I already found all those while I had no one to help me but a couple sissy Hearts."
"Fuck you!" Lily stomped on the ground. "You're an arrogant cunt, Violet. You think you can just march back after two weeks and take over the Spadist hunt?"
Violet didn't even have time to reply before there was a round of relieved sighs and one "Oh, thank God." Someone grabbed her from behind. Violet wriggled, trying to get her arms free. She twisted around to see a teary-eyed Daisy. "We missed you so much!" she said, and squeezed Violet, nearly lifting her right off the ground.
"I didn't say I was coming back-" Violet squirmed. "All right, fine. But just for today."
Daisy squealed happily-right in Violet's ear, which made her wince.
"Do you really not wear underwear any more?" asked Mabel.
"Do we have to burn our bras?" asked Daisy.
"Are you going to molest us?" asked Ethel.
"What if we went around in just our bras?" said Daisy. "Hearts hate underwear, so they would hate that, right?"
"I vote for that!" said Edward, grinning.
"I heard lesbians were crazy and they couldn't help molesting girls," said Ethel. "They're like in heat and stuff."
Violet's head was swimming from all the noise.
"Shut up, Ed. No one wants to see your tighty-whities."
"Are you going to make us all flash our tits?"
"Guys! Mary's gonna flash her tits!"
"I'm not going to if you're all staring at me!"
"How is it flashing if no one's looking?"
"Lesbians just grab girls and kiss them and rub themselves against them and try to make them come with their tongues and-"
"Alright, enough!" shouted Violet. "Everyone be quiet. Daisy, that's enough hugging, I can't feel my arms anymore. Ethel, fine, I'll molest you. I have a girlfriend, you know. Are there any other stupid questions?"
"Do we have to fuck you in the ass?" said William.
"No," said Violet, "and hell no, and where the fuck did you get that idea?"
"See," said William, "Cecil and I kind of broke into your room and stole some of your clothes. And I've been putting them on and pretending to be you. Then Cecil tells me how I'm a disgrace to my suit. So I get down on my knees, and he pulls down my, I mean, your panties and rubs Vaseline all over his cock. And I get a dab of it too so I can jerk off. And he, like, puts his cock in my bum really slowly, because I'm, I mean, you're a traitor and a slut. And then he, like, speeds up and keeps fucking me harder and harder until we both blow our loads."
There was a shocked silence.
William turned red. "She asked."
"It's not gay," said Cecil.
"It's not," said William. "I'm pretending to be a girl, so it's totally heterosexual."
Cecil nodded vigorously. "Also, we don't kiss and cuddle and shit. Only homos do that."
"We high-five afterward," said William.