Chapter 1: Animal Farm
Originally titled "Whoring Night Chapter 1"
Rewritten and edited by La Pantera Bonita
After my divorce, I lived during the early 80's bouncing between New Jersey and Pennsylvania. I eventually settled down in south central Pennsylvania for the next decade until I met Tammy and moved South. During the dry spells and sometimes during the good times I would habitually go out whoring with the guys once every few months or as the cash flow permitted. We would make short road trips to the Block, the infamous red light district in Baltimore. We would pay a premium for the whores who worked the strip clubs, but didn't really care. We made good money and all of us were single, and had money to blow. I generally didn't masturbate for a couple of days, that way I could cum three times in a night. My buddies usually settle on just one whore, sometimes two.
We arrived at the "GOLD RUSH" bar located on the corner where the first barker let us inside. The regular girls know me by name, as does the guy who works the parking lot. (Okay, maybe this one is unfair because my name was on the car tag.) I would make a spectacle of myself when I am out during my post navy days. I had long dark hair midway down my back. A small black top hat hid my receding hairline, accessorized with a dangling dragon erring (or something equally bizarre) long black polished finger nails, skull rings and poison rings on my fingers, chain suspenders, some kind of satanic shirt and a rock on a rope (crystal hanging about my neck.) The girls loved it. Anyway, at least I would be remembered.
My buddy Dave, a normal looking blond hair version of myself, took one quick look around the bar and decided to go to JEWEL BOX. A girl was semi-nude on stage, a real dog I would normally say, except I wouldn’t want to give “dog” a bad name. She was more like something you would get out of a live bait shop, but I wanted to see her pussy anyway. Why? I don't fucking know. Perhaps because I capable of doing so. I told him I would catch up to him at the JEWEL BOX. I sat down and ordered Molson Golden ale and got my usual Budweiser. I forgot where I was for a moment. A large burly fellow sat on my right and started to talk to me. He was from West Virginia and had some family problems. I pretended I was a psychologist by trade, odd appearance and all, and baffled him with some Freudian bullshit I saw in the "Three Faces of Eve."
He said in a real loud voice over the music, "My girlfriend is fucking a pig!"
I started to explain how sometime women go for authority figures or are attracted by uniforms…
"No, No, No, You don't understand,” he shouted, shaking his drunken head and slapping the bar.
Actually, I thought I was doing well with the Freudian shit.
"She's fucking a pig! A barnyard animal!"
I quickly covered my mouth with my hand. I pretend to be thinking intently when I was really covering up my smirk. I settled down and took deep regular breaths. I looked him square in the eye, and in a real professional voice told him, "It's the corkscrew shaped penis. Some women can't get enough of it." Jesus, this guy was twice my size, what the fuck was I saying?
Fortunately, he took it to heart and left. I thought I heard him mumble something about a plastic surgeon on his way out. I wish I had Jerry Springer's number. Seems the pigs have taken over and it is no different than when man ruled over us.
My attention came to a hot young lady on my left, who shyly asked me if I would buy her a drink. I have never seen her before. I said, "Of course" all the while staring at her tits. It is socially acceptable in a strip joint to stare at a woman's tits; in fact you are considered rude if you don't. (Emily Post strip joint rule #154.) She was about 19 with short blonde hair. She was wearing jeans over her tight, round, young, firm ass, which was a perfect inverted heart shape, with the seam of the denim separating her cheeks (not that I noticed) and a regular clinging T-shirt. Her tits stuck out nicely. A solid "C" or "D" cup I supposed. She had just the right amount of the "baby fat" on her. We would call this type a "fuck puppy"- young, frisky, chubby, and a face licker. We rested our hands on each other's thighs as she drank her $20.00 glass of 7-Up. She was just passing through town and needed some money, so she didn't really have the clothes the other dancers normally wore to socialize with the crowd. She quickly finished her drink and asked for another one with the bar tender hovering over us ready to strike on my next Jackson. I raised my finger to the bartender and said, "Just give us a minute."
I asked her if she would like a bottle instead. The bottle was more expensive, but got us into the back room, where we could have uninterrupted sex for 30 minutes. She agreed, but was somewhat surprised at my quick initiation to go in the back. I was and old hat at this. While I don't mind wasting money on whores, I will save $20 when I can, besides she wasn't much on the conversation skill of being a prostitute.
We went in the back door and ducked down below a water pipe into what appeared to be a large closet with a dirty used mattress on the floor, only slightly stained. She grabbed a sheet and laid it on the mattress. I paid her the money and we started to undress. I have an undress ritual where I place my top hat on the floor and put all my rings into it. (I really don't want to hurt anyone in a moment of passion.) She removed her T-shirt and her jeans. She slipped her bra off revealing two young perfect firm titties. They had just a slight sag to them from the shear weight. Her aureoles were pale, nipples slightly inverted. She took her panties off and turned to face me. "What a beautiful pussy!" I exclaimed. I tried to contain my drool.
It wasn't shaven, but almost hairless. The thin blonde hairs were barely visible. I had her stand in front of me with her pussy in my face. I was getting a slight musty smell. Her pussy lips were thick and tight together. She needed lubrication. I placed my hands on her ass by reaching around on the inside of her thighs. I kissed her thighs and worked my way up Jacob's ladder to heaven. I started to lick her youthful pussy, ever so slowly, just to get her juices going. She tasted exactly like vanilla ice cream. I loosened my pants with one hand and got naked. She didn't even gasp when she saw my mighty 5.3 inches of hot throbbing love muscle. "What a pro," I thought.
She nonchalantly handed me a cheap rubber from the machine and calmly said, "Here, put this on."
Fucking "A" right! I placed the rubber on my dick, with so little to spare, and mounted her on the mattress. I was thrusting away wildly, giving her my best stuff and she was barely moving. On that rare occasion when she did move, it was usually wrong and out of sync with my thrusts. I got off and placed her on top.
Blonde girl spoke quietly, “I am really not that good on top."
I wanted to tell her she wasn't that fucking good on the bottom either, but held my tongue, as I was already into this piece of ass for two Franklins.
She apologized for being "inexperienced" and went on to explain she had not been with many men before. I raised an eyebrow in disbelief. About that time, a second female entered the door. She was also a dirty blonde with short hair. She was older than the girl I was "fucking", about mid 20's. She was wearing a white tank top, which hugged her massive jugs. She had faded pink panties. A typical bar socializing outfit. She grabbed the bottom of her top and removed it over her head displaying a set of big titties, at least a triple "D." She said, "For an extra $100, you can fuck the both of us."
I was in heaven. I talked her down to fifty, although I would have paid and extra two hundred, with my dick being in an upright condition. Seems these girls were lesbian lovers who needed some money and went out whoring. She then said, "Okay, How do you want us."
Jesus! I nearly came just thinking about it. Unfortunately I was pressed for time; I needed to get my rocks off in a hurry. I had them eat each other for a couple of minutes; just enough to pole vault me into action. The older blonde was on the bottom with the young one on top in a 69 position. While they were licking each other's pussy, I was feeling up their titties, sticking an occasional tongue into their wet snatches. I had to break them up and do some quick fucking. I know better than to ask lesbians for head, so I had the older one ride my cock as the younger one sat on my face. They were facing each other giving each other long French kisses while discussing personal finances between tongue-lashings. Meanwhile, I was pumping my dick into one blonde twat, while snorkeling the other one's wet pussy, breathing through my ears. I had my arms extended upward rubbing 4 bodacious tatas. I was dead and in titty heaven, switching from big and firm to big and floppy, firm, floppy, floppy, firm. I tried bouncing all four titties at one time, to see which one would jiggle the longest. I would finger roll one set of nipples, then the other. They placed their nipples touching each other's so I could finger roll all four at one time. They were so thoughtful and considerate of my mammary fetish.
I felt the older girl's pussy muscles tighten and grab my cock like a hand. I recompensed and grabbed some tit, extended my tongue into the young blonde's snatch and blew my load into her lover's tight pussy.