No Nut November 45

December 6th

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I walked into a Muschi location and told them I was there to meet Travis Lemars for an interview.

It didn't take long before I was led to a room where a man was sitting with coffee and doughnuts on display.

He quickly stood in his expensive looking suit and introduced himself, "Ah you must be Mickey Glover. I'm Travis Lemars." He extended his hand and shook my hand before waving his hand out to the seat across the table, "Please sit."

I sat not saying anything feeling extremely anxious.

Travis smiled, "Would you like some coffee and a doughnut?"

I looked down at the spread and poured myself a cup of coffee before choosing on the simple glazed doughnut and lightly chewed on the doughnut trying to not say anything.

Travis waited a moment before speaking with a smile, "First off I want to congratulate you on winning the No Nut Challenge," he lightly chuckled, "I tried the challenge myself a few years back. I didn't last more than a week and a half, myself."

I smiled but still didn't say anything as I was following the script that Becky and I decided to follow.

The plan was simple. Try not to say anything. Let them do all the talking. And keep all my answers short and to the point.

We had tried to think of every question they would ask but eventually ruled it down to one simple truth. I went on holiday to check out different housing designs, seeing how my job is as a junior architect. I was away looking at designs getting different ideas for my projects. My rental broke down. Amber met me and helped get me home. Found out Becky was throwing a party for her good season, I was to play dumb on what her good season was, met up with her and headed home from there.

Sounded completely stupid but gave enough answers to where it should be semi believable to Muschi as I was off the grid for most of the time.

Travis noticed I wasn't saying anything as he squinted at me for a moment before he talked, "Anyways. WE, meaning Muschi, have some questions that we'd be interested in hearing your answers about certain topics."

I grunted through a mouthful of doughnut, "Shoot."

Travis looked at me before speaking, "I'm wondering if you know what a Hunter is?"

I looked at trying to play dumb as I spoke, "What's a Hunter?"

Travis looked at me for a moment trying to judge my reaction as he continued, "Did you know your sister, Rebecca Glover, is a Hunter?"

I shook my head, "No." I tilted my head, "What's a Hunter?"

Travis coughed but continued, "So you have no idea that your sister is a Hunter?"

I looked at him and spoke loudly, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A HUNTER IS IF YOU DON'T TELL ME?"

Travis squinted at me, "So your sister never told you she was a Hunter?"

I looked at him and sighed, "No." I spoke, "What is a Hunter?" I tried to elaborate, "Is she supposed to Hunt something?"

Travis smiled but continued, "On November 5th you had a young girl visit you. Why didn't you answer the door?"

I tried to think back to the day before I blinked and spoke the only thing I could think of, "You mean jailbait girl?"

Travis frowned but spoke, "Yes, her."

I blinked at him, "I did answer the door....through my camera system."

Travis looked down as he spoke, "Ah yes...it does say that. But you said you were at work." He looked at me, "SO, were you at work?"

I looked at him, "Yes."

Travis looked down, "Then why does your cock ring's GPS show you were home?"

Uh oh I wasn't aware my cock ring had fucking GPS. Should have guessed about this. Might need to change my answers a little bit.

I stuttered, "Excuse me?"

Travis looked at me as he spoke slowly, "Your....cock...ring's....GPS....showed.....you.....were.....home."

I sighed, "Fine. I was home," I leaned forward," but I work from home." I waved my hand forward, "And for God's sake she looked 14. I'm not trying to go to jail."

Travis smirked as he shrugged, "Fair enough. That's an acceptable answer."

Travis looked down and spoke again, "On November 7th you were visited by a duo of girls." He looked up at me, "Why didn't you visit your door then?"

I sighed already knowing where this was going, "Because the girl didn't look like a normal UPS driver," I shrugged, "besides my normal UPS driver is a portly lady named Linda. SO I wasn't sure if she was out to rob me so I didn't trust her."

Travis nodded though he continued, "Shame. I would have answered the door."

I rolled my eyes before I spoke, "Listen if you want to get robbed that's your prerogative." I leaned forward looking him in the eyes, "Not MINE!"

Travis bounced his head side to side weighing my reasoning before continuing, "Then again you had another visit a few days later from a different girl."

I blinked, "I did?"

Travis nodded and looked down at his notes, "But it appears your sister scared her off."

I lightly laughed, "I can't answer for my sister. If she scared the girl off, that isn't my fault."

Travis looked at me as I felt the unanswered question so I said, "What?"

Travis looked at me so I spoke, "IF the girl was scared off I can't help that. I don't know if you've met my sister," I leaned forward with a smirk, "careful she's a bitch!"

I leaned back and sipped on my coffee.

Travis looked at me before he continued, "From there it seems like girls left you alone for a few more days before another set of girls tried but stopped because you had a visitor." He looked up at me, "Who was your visitor?"

I tried to think of the timing and the only thing that came to mind was when Amber came by and the cage incident happened. I shrugged as I spoke, "I had a delivery service."

Travis looked at me, "Care to elaborate?"

I looked at him and squinted, "You really want to know?"

Travis smirked as he spoke, "Please."

I rolled my eyes as I sighed, "Fine I ordered a small bulk order of ice. An ice bath." I looked at him, "And some other devices to fight my growing condition."

Travis looked at me before musing and speaking, "Alrighty then."

He looked down as he read out loud, "Then your ring shows you lounged around your house for a few days. Then something happened where a few of the ring's functions were compromised."

He looked up at me, "Care to elaborate what happened?"

I blinked at him before I answered, "What was compromised?"

He spoke, "The GPS function and a few of the analytic components were damaged."

I sighed, "One of my ideas failed and put me in the hospital.'

Travis looked at me incredulously semi surprised, "Why'd you go to hospital?"

I felt my face redden but I still answered, "I accidentally broke my wrist on my cock cage."

That got Travis's attention as he tilted his head to the side, "I'm sorry you did what?"

I knew my face was red but still answered, "I punched my cock cage."

He blinked confused, "Why were you wearing a cock cage when you were already wearing a cock ring?"

I shrugged feeling my face redden but sighed, "Because I was tried of walking around with a constant hard on. It was getting painful and annoying."

I then quickly spoke, "Did that damage automatically disqualify me from the competition?"

Travis looked at me before speaking, "No. The main function of the ring that showed if and when your body goes through an orgasm process was still functional so it was determined that you weren't disqualified nor was it determined if the ring should be replaced."

I sighed and nodded, "Ok. So I still won?"

Travis lightly laughed, "I did congratulate you didn't I?"

I sighed and nodded, "That you did."

Travis spoke, "So you caged your cock. Then what happened?"

I sighed, "Well the first few days I got used to the cage but what I wasn't getting used to was the constant pinching. One night the pinch was really bad. I got pissed and without thinking punched the plastic housing and crushed it. I awoke bleeding with a broken wrist. I called my sister and I went to the hospital."

He looked at me, "How many days were you in the hospital?"

I shrugged, "I'm not sure. One moment it was November 13th, I think, and the next time I noticed I think it was the 18th or something like that. Maybe the 20th." I sighed, "You'd have to ask my sister she's the one who took me to the hospital."

Travis looked at me with an eyebrow raised, "You really hurt your wrist that much?"

I held up my wrist as it was out of the cast, healing gel is no joke, and you could still some of the scaring as my wrist still looked fucked up but the doctors told me it was still healing but I was passed most of the damage. Still my wrist had faint black and blue marks around the bone.

Travis blinked at the damage that was still visible as his jaw lightly hung open as I chuckled, "Yeah. Fair warning don't ever punch a cage. I don't suggest it." I waved my wrist around, "You think this is bad. I should show you the scaring on my Johnson."

The moment I said that Travis quickly blanched as he lost some of his color.

Travis recovered quickly as he sputtered, "I'll take your word for that." He looked down as he spoke, "I'll just put down you were in the hospital for eight days. That'll answer five more visitings that occurred during that time frame." He looked up, "You said 13th through the 20th, correct?"

I shrugged, "I think so. I was heavily sedated. You're better off asking my sister."

He held up his hand, "NO thanks."

He wrote something down as he spoke, "That answers this one, this one, this one, and.....these two visitings."

He looked at me, "When did you officially get home?"

I looked up thinking, "Let's see, I spend two days I think with my sister as she kept an eye on me."

Travis looked down, "Is that the 21st and 22nd?"

I nodded, "Yeah."

Travis looked at me, "I have another thing happened to the ring on the 22nd. Something happened to you and did more damage to the ring but it was still wasn't enough to justify a replacement seeing how the main setting was still functional AND because November was close to being done."

He looked up at me, "Can you tell me what happened on the 22nd?"

I blushed, "I, ummmm, used the wrong cable on my ring."

I tried to make a stupid excuse that even I thought looked and sounded stupid. Was better than the truth.

Travis looked at me odd as he repeated my answer, "You used the wrong cord?"

I sighed, "My sister has a," I sighed deeper, "toy that has a magnetic charger." I shrugged, "I figured because it was magnetic it would charge my ring." I looked at him, "Another piece of advise don't ever use a cable without reading the charge capacity."

Travis looked at me odd as I could tell he was clueless. I sighed, "I shocked the living shit out of myself."

Travis blinked as he flatly spoke, "Oh." I pointed down as I spoke, "SHOCK the shit out of myself!" His eyes went wide as he let out a long, "OOOOOOOhhhhhh!!!!!"

He spoke, "I'll just put down you were out of commission until the 24th."

I smirked sarcastically, "Thanks."

Travis nodded as he looked down, "Ok then I only have a few more questions."

I leaned back as I sipped my coffee, "Shoot!"

He looked down, "I have that a group of women," he looked at me, "women in uniform mind you, visited you on the...." he looked down, "it says here the morning of the 28th.'

He looked up at me, "Care to explain that encounter?"

I sighed already knowing where this was going. So I lied, part 2 of our scheme, "After all the visits of girls I started getting paranoid." I sighed, "And because I was still on some heavy drugs for my wrist I wasn't exactly in the right mind frame. SO I thought they were there to kidnap me. I did the only thing I could think of...." I shrugged, "I called my sister. She lied for me saying I was gone because I was too freaked out after everything."

I chuckled, "You should have seen me. I was broken. Drugged. I looked like a PTSD patient or something." I sighed with a smile, "I was definitely not in the right mind frame for anything at that moment."

I continued, "Anyways my sister wanted to protect me even from myself. SO she lied on my behalf just to calm me down."

I looked at Travis, "I mean sure they looked like the police but when you're heavily medicated they looked like ninja's in my mind."

I continued, "So my sister came over and shooed them away and they left. My sister took one look at me and decided that I needed some major R&R. So she sent me on a road trip with her friend. Becky and her friends partied on some yacht looking thing. And I got to be in a car looking at our lovely country side away from it all."

I shrugged, "By the time the car ride was done No Nut November was over and the rest you know."

Travis nodded as he spoke, "Alright. So let me get this straight?"

I nodded, "Sure."

Travis spoke, "So you've had all these women come to you. All of whom were ready to do anything you want. And you turned every single one of them down?"

I looked at him as I leaned forward, "Yeah!"

Travis blinked in surprise, "Why?"

I spoke calmly with my own smile, "For $750,000. Why else?"

Travis looked at me shocked as I continued, "Do you have any idea how many bills I can take care of with $750k?"

I leaned back, "I have a house loan that I still owe $300k on. My car I still owe like 9k. And my college loans I owe at least another 60k." I shrugged, "Even at half I can kill a lot of my loans." I smiled, "And all I had to do was remain celibate for 30 days?"

I laughed, "I've been single for the past four years man. 30 days? Easy." I shrugged, "If you keep to yourself and remained vigilant. It was simple."

I didn't mention nearly ALL the trials and tribulations I went through in those 30 days. But he doesn't need to know that.

I looked at Travis, "Is that all it? We good?"

Travis looked at me as he spoke, "Just one more question?"

I looked at him, "Fine ONE more question."

Travis smiled, "What are you doing December 15th?"

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