Model U N An International Mishap

Early one Friday morning the attention of every man standing along the main concourse of Washington, D.C.'s Ronald Reagan National Airport was drawn to only one sight. Walking purposefully before them, in 4.5" calfskin, leopard-print d'Orsay heels, that supported a spectacular set of lithe and athletic legs wrapped in a pair of high fashion distressed Capri length jeans, that in turn encased the most fabulous ass most of them had ever seen -- was Mrs. Danielle Parnell.

The 43 year old brunette had finished off her ensemble that morning with a tight fitting white tank top that permitted the slightest bit of her tone tanned midriff to show when she walked and that also revealed her perfectly fit arms to their full effect. A thin gold-buckled leopard print belt encircled her waist and, around her shoulders, to ensure that the look was "appropriate," she wore a white large-mesh wrap that was tied loosely beneath her ample 34Cs which were profiled magnificently by her top. Her hair was tied back in a pony-tail by a small leopard print scarf and aviator shades sat atop the forehead of her perfectly made up face - her emerald eyes were radiant in the morning sun.

The fetching Mrs. Parnell could sense the men eyeing her and she loved every second of it; for the vision that had entranced each of them that morning was also her favorite - more than anything else she loved herself. But what she loved almost as much is how her beauty, sophistication and confidence rendered other women around her almost invisible. How when she walked into any room, whatever gathered assemblage of "pathetic" men might be there immediately turned away from their wives, girlfriends and daughters, and how the women's loss of attention humiliated both them and their wayward-eyed husbands, boyfriends and fathers. They're all such "losers" she would think to herself smiling.

Today was no different, for as the haughty Mrs. Parnell strutted down the concourse, essentially shouting "you can look but don't even dream of touching" to the men, the women along the route could be seen unsuccessfully reprimanding their husbands and boyfriends for ogling the little show-off while staring daggers at the tease who had stolen all attention from them.

Danielle had come to the airport to pick up her nephew - Owen Parnell, or "Slow'en" as his aunt privately referred to him - the 18 year old son of her husband's brother and his wife Andrea. To his entire family's surprise, Owen had won the Midwest Regional Model U.N. debate tournament and was arriving in the nation's capital to compete in the international championship. Although Mrs. Parnell looked down upon her husband Rob's extended family as a gaggle of "flyover country hillbillies" - particularly that dumpy, stay-at-home mom Andrea -- Rob had played to his wife's own vanity by suggesting that Owen, a high school senior like all of the competitors, could greatly benefit as a debater from Mrs. Parnell's expertise as one of Washington's most accomplished trial attorneys.

Flattered by her husband's assessment, with which of course she completely agreed, Danielle reluctantly consented to help prepare Owen for the next night's big debate. The

quid pro quo

demanded by the always imperious alpha lawyer was that she would suffer neither any resistance from her nephew to what she thought was best nor permit his parents to make an appearance until the evening of the debate itself.

When these "terms" were conveyed by Danielle's husband to his brother and sister-in-law, Andrea Parnell was furious.

"Who does that little east coast

prima donna

think she is," the angry mom ranted.

"Poor Owen is intimidated enough by that woman. And telling us we need to stay away from our own son until she deems it acceptable . . . I've never liked her and I don't like this one bit."

That said, with money tight - the east coast Parnell's had agree to pay the cost of Owen's flight - and the credentials of Danielle as a fantastic public speaker beyond dispute, Andrea and her husband had agreed to Mrs. Parnell's terms.

Standing confidently outside her nephew's arrival gate, Danielle at last spotted Owen leaving the plane. The wan, undersized boy looked every bit the nerd that he was, thought his fashionable aunt. Standing only 5' 4" tall despite his eighteen years, Owen emerged from the jet-way wearing "high water" khaki pants, white athletic socks, running shoes and a faded World of Warcraft t-shirt.

"What a dork," Danielle thought to herself, "how did I ever agree to this nonsense?"

"Auntie D, auntie D," Owen shouted as he spotted Mrs. Parnell.

"Owen," waived Danielle, "I'm over here -- and it's Aunt Danielle if you don't mind - you're a grown man now."

Owen cringed, knowing this would be only the first of many corrections and reprimands to come over the next two days. He couldn't believe his parents were forcing him to spend the weekend of the national debate championships "training" with his stuck-up aunt. Her withering glances and constant criticisms always made him nervous and he feared with her lording over him all weekend that the good work he'd done to get here would be undermined.

"What's more," the intimidated lad thought to himself, "she always manages to make my mom feel bad whether it's about her clothes, her weight, her exercise habits . . . and I know she calls me Slow'en. She's an arrogant snob who is just not very nice."

"Stand up straight young man," his aunt chided him, stirring him from his musings about how miserable the trip would be, "and put some spring in that step. We need to go shopping to buy you a new suit and for me to pick up something as well. Lesson number one, part of being a winner is looking the part."

"Yes ma'am," Owen cringed, infuriated by his aunt's rebuke but too frightened to do anything about it.

As Mrs. Parnell led her nephew back toward the airport's parking lot, to the lustful gaze of any man that spotted the sexy sway of her jean encased hips and bottom, she spied an unfamiliar face waiving them down. A rather rotund middle-aged Asian woman and what appeared to be her son or grandson seemed to recognize Owen. The young man, who couldn't have been more than 5' tall, was wearing a pair of ratty brown loafers, what appeared to be pleated khaki pants and an over-sized shapeless black sweater that in turn covered up white turtle neck shirt. He was also wearing a baseball cap on top of his bespectacled head.

"Hi Owen," said the smallish boy.

"Oh -- hi Erica," said Owen to his aunt's surprise. "This is my aunt Danielle. Aunt Danielle, this is Erica Lee from Shanghai. She's the Chinese senior high school national champion; we'll be facing one another for the international championship."

"Hello Mrs. Parnell," said Erica in flawless English, bowing deeply, rather than merely from the shoulder, as a sign of deep respect for Danielle. "It is a great honor to meet you."

Eyeing what she now understood to be an eighteen-year-old girl curiously, in large part because she had mistaken her for a boy, the imperious Mrs. Danielle Parnell, without a hint of warmth and bowing not one iota, held out her bejeweled hand and offered a "charmed, I'm sure."

And then, with a devilish glint in her emerald eyes and while, thanks to the benefit of her sky-high heels, towering over the diminutive Erica, Danielle casually remarked, "it's unfortunate that you've traveled so far only to lose dear. Under my tutelage, you can count on Owen being more than a match for you tomorrow. Look at the bright side though, being in the U.S. for a spell will give you and . . . your grandmother . . . an opportunity to find some more stylish clothes and maybe even get a nice haircut. Good day now."

With that, the self-satisfied, preening diva turned on her 4" heels and led the now humiliated Owen to her car.

"Your grandmother," huffed Erica's still stunned mom, "why that obnoxious little American hussy . . . I'm no grandmother . . . someone needs to be put her in her place."

"Calm down mom," said Erica calmly, although still somewhat shaken by the sight of the arrogant lawyer staring down at her dismissively, "it's going to be fine. I still feel pretty good about my chances on Sunday and the world has a way of dealing with women like that in the end."

"I certainly know what I'd like to do to her end," her mom responded, and mother and daughter shared a good laugh while at the same time spotting in the distance the woman they recognized as the mom from Erica's sponsor family.

Approaching them with a warm smile and an outstretched hand, that woman politely introduced herself, "you must be Erica, and you must be Mrs. Lee. I'm Rachel Miras -- and it's so very nice to meet you in person."

* * *

As Danielle eased her Mercedes into a parking spot in Washington's most fashionable mall, Owen finally found the courage to speak up.

"I don't think you needed to be so hard on Erica back there," he mumbled.

"Excuse me young man," chided his aunt. "Are you trying to tell me what sort of behavior is appropriate? That girl is the competition -- she's not your

pal

. Lesson number two -- intimidate your adversary -- remember that. Now let's get you a suit so we can get to work preparing."

With that, Owen's overbearing aunt led him into a very fancy men's boutique where, after air-kissing the pompous manager, Mrs. Parnell directed him to find Owen a suit appropriate for the debate. As the fastidious shop-keep headed off to the suit racks, Danielle walked Owen back to the dressing area and took a seat in front of the tailor's station as her nephew went into a curtained room to change. Almost immediately, two female sales associates appeared with the suits the manager had selected.

"We'll just hand these over to him so he can try them on," said one of the young women to Danielle with a smile.

"We don't have time for that," snipped the impatient Mrs. Parnell. "Owen," she demanded, "get out here now so that you can try on these suits and have one of them tailored in time for the debate."

"But Aunt Danielle," came the sheepish young man's reply, "I'm in my underwear."

"I said

now

Owen. It's nothing these people haven't seen before," his aunt chided, not caring a wit about the embarrassment it would bring to her colossally shy nephew. It's a wonder he is such a successful public speaker she thought.

Knowing he had no choice, Owen Parnell slinked from behind the curtain of the dressing room, wearing nothing but his white cotton briefs, to be fitted for his new suit. As the two young women attempted to suppress their laughter, the now clearly annoyed Mrs. Parnell, who saw the skinny, pale man in front of her as no less than a personal embarrassment, loudly called out to the absent manager, "can you also try to find him a pair or two of boxer shorts."

Looking back at Owen, and in front of the now giggling sales girls, she added, "it's time for you to stop wearing boy's underwear dear. Contrary to all appearances, you're now a man."

Owen turned three shades of red, his humiliation now matched only by the anger he felt for his beautiful yet mean-spirited relative.

"I wonder how she'd like it if everyone saw her in

her

underwear," thought the embarrassed teen, for the first time thinking lustfully of the diva who was his uncle's wife. "I bet she wouldn't be so high-and-mighty then."

Once Owen had been fitted for his new suit, Mrs. Parnell dragged him into a nearby women's boutique to wait while she quickly tried on some new outfits herself. After air-kissing yet another obsequious fashion store manager, this time a towering blonde who looked every bit Heidi Klum's doppelganger, Danielle selected a few summer dresses and other outfits that the staff obediently brought back to the changing rooms. Not unlike the prior shop, the dressing rooms in this boutique had curtains to separate them from the store at large and, as the final dress was handed to his aunt through one such curtain the attendant failed to pull it completely closed. Realizing that the resulting gap permitted him to see his obnoxious yet stunning aunt through the mirror, and then spotting her reaching down to grab the bottom of her tight white tank top, Owen stumbled to get his iPhone in hand. But when he raised the phone to his eye to snap what he was sure to be a picture suitable to fuel his night time fantasies and get some revenge on his arrogant aunt, he found himself face-to-face with a scowling Mrs. Danielle Parnell.

"You little

pervert

," she scolded him loudly enough to attract the attention of everyone in the shop. "How dare you invade my privacy? You're an inappropriate, shameful little man. Do you think women exist merely to be objectified? Wait until I tell your mother! I should put you over my knee right here."

With that, the dominating uber mom grabbed her nephew roughly by his narrow shoulders and escorted him out of the store to her car. On the one hand, Danielle was genuinely shocked at her nephew's lewd and licentious behavior but, on the other hand, as much as she craved the attention that her spectacular beauty, fashion sense and confidence drew from any man who laid eyes on her, she rejoiced even more in the opportunity to humiliate him if she "caught" him staring. That the "man" in this case was her boyish nephew made no difference. In fact, Mrs. Parnell's threat to tell Owen's mother was not so much intended to further humiliate

him

-- that ship had sailed -- but to make clear to that dowdy

haus frau

Andrea that even an overgrown mamma's boy like her son forgot about any other women when Danielle was around -- the nerdy little pervert.

Suffice it to say that the time between the incident at the women's boutique and the prelude to the debate passed most uneasily for poor Owen. Humiliated to his core by his aunt's public tongue lashing, the boy steadily lost confidence in his ability to successfully engage what he knew would be a tough contender in Erica Lee. What's more, Danielle's "tutelage" was really nothing more than a recitation of her "lessons" for successful debate.

"Lesson number three, 'show no mercy' . . . lesson number four, 'winning isn't everything, it's the only thing' . . . lesson number five, 'never let them see you sweat,'" Owen kept repeating to himself, each time becoming more nervous by remembering his aunt scolding him in the store. In short, he was a mess.

* * *

Finally, the big day had arrived. With only a few hours left before the debate was set to begin, Danielle dispatched her nephew and her husband off to the evening's venue -- the cavernous atrium of the Ronald Reagan Center just a few blocks east of the White House. With her own three kids at their grandparents for the weekend, getting Owen and Rob out of the house would allow Danielle the time she needed to luxuriate and prepare for the event in peace.

After soaking in the large claw-footed tub that sat nestled in a marble alcove of her sumptuous master bathroom, Mrs. Parnell slipped into a very short silk robe to begin preparing for the evening's event. Sitting at her well lit dressing table Danielle expertly applied a tasteful hue of eye shadow that caused her emerald green eyes to pop and a ruby red lipstick aptly named "America's Finest." Her face looked stunning. After blowing out her luxurious mane of brown hair, and with a coy smile at her reflection in the mirror, the glamorous attorney softly cooed to herself "perfect - as usual."

With her hair and make-up complete, the narcissistic Mrs. Parnell slipped on a pair of 5" blue and white spectator platform heels. Opening her short robe just a hint, Danielle took in the glorious view before her - her pert 34Cs looked like the breasts of a twenty year old sitting proudly above her toned abs; the narrow landing strip of perfectly manicured hair above her sex gave way to a pair of athletic legs honed by a singular dedication to fitness and made even more sexy by the height of her shoes. Lifting her robe as she turned in place Mrs. Parnell couldn't help but groan at the sight of her perfect ass.

"Every man wants you," she teased her reflection, "and every woman wants to be you."

Satisfied as usual with her sex appeal, Danielle ambled into her cavernous walk-in closet to get dressed. Thinking about what to wear, Mrs. Parnell grinned devilishly. Tonight was about the U.S versus China and she intended to dress the part - completely. Opening one of the many mahogany and glass drawers on the wall in front of her, Danielle withdrew the tiniest of thongs. After slipping it up her long, tan legs and over her perfectly proportioned hips, and fastening the matching push-up bra at the cavern formed by her ample bosom, Danielle smiled proudly at her reflection. The matching stars-and-stripes lingerie set was perfect. The translucent triangle of fabric in front of the barely-there panties had a blue field covered with white stars, while the white waist band led to much smaller piece of red and white striped fabric in the rear that ultimately bisected her perfect ass. The matching bra, also barely there, had soft cups that matched the front of the panties; it was supported by one red and one strap.

Lost lustily in her own sexy vision, Danielle reflected on her nephew's futile attempt at spying on her. "Is this what you'd like to see Auntie D wearing little man . . . well . . . is it . . . Slow'en," she whispered mockingly in the empty room.

"Well dream on you slovenly perverted nerd, because it's never going to happen."

Laughing heartily to herself about emasculating her awkward nephew, Danielle also thought about that androgenous Erica Lee - the Chinese champion.

"It's a good thing you're only facing my half-witted nephew little girl," the fearsome litigator mused "because I'd wipe the floor with you and your fat, frumpy grandma. You'd be lucky to still have those Mao jackets on your backs when I was finished with you."

With that thought bringing yet another smile to her gorgeous face, Mrs. Parnell finished dressing. After putting on a white, pleated, wrap-around skirt that came down almost to her knees, Danielle slipped into a red-and-white horizontally striped knit tank top that profiled the fine tone of her fabulous arms and plunged at the neckline to, while still "appropriate," showcase her fabulous breasts to their full effect. Save for her 2 karat, round, flawless diamond earrings, Danielle's jewelry was entirely costume - a chunky blue necklace around her neck with coordinating red and white bracelets around each wrist. Smiling again at her favorite image as it smiled back from the mirror, the patriotic Mrs. Danielle Parnell donned a navy blue bolero jacket and a straw boater style hat - finished with a red, white and blue silk ribbon above the brim -- to finish off her fashionable all-American look. Confident as usual, Danielle left the house for the debate.

Walking into the atrium of the Ronald Reagan Center, the stunning Mrs. Parnell could sense the effect she had on the men in the assembling crowd and she reveled in it. For their part, the lucky males in attendance that night were mesmerized by the gorgeous woman before them, bedecked in her high fashion Americana. The women in the gathering audience on the other hand were already seething at the little show-off parading before them but were powerless to do a thing about it. Aware of her dominance, and enjoying it thoroughly, the preening

diva

put a little extra sway in her hips as she headed down the center aisle of what would soon be a packed house of over one thousand people. Her next stop was backstage, from where ultimately she would watch the evening's event, but for now where she would give her nephew some final pointers.