CHAPTER 3
The process of accommodating four adults through a single bathroom was a major task. It began at ten and required nearly an hour. Fred and Maggie, as hosts, allowed Pat and Charlie to go first. Fred did his part by staying out of the way. He had half a beer to finish and the air was a warm and pleasant. He stood on the dock and listened to the night.
The two bedrooms were arranged such that they shared a common wall. Fred was the last to finish in the bathroom. Charlie and Pat had been in bed for nearly a half hour before he slipped into his and Maggie's room. Maggie was sitting in bed waiting for him, reading a magazine. Fred stripped down to his boxers.
"Do I need these?" he asked, holding up his pajama bottoms.
"Oh, I don't think so!" purred Maggie in her coquette voice. "I won't let you get cold."
Fred hooked his thumb in his underwear and tugged them down in one motion. He unabashedly stood beside the bed, letting Maggie watch him hardening. At the same time, Maggie leaned forward and pulled her cotton nightgown over her head. In the brief glimpse that she allowed him, Fred viewed her firm breasts with appreciation and looked forward to touching them and tongue-lashing her nipples. She turned out the light and Fred climbed in and reached over to embrace her.
It was warm enough that they didn't require any covers. After the lights were out Maggie pushed away the sheet. They lay there nude, embracing each other, sharing a kiss from time to time. Maggie felt warm and good. Fred could tell from the relaxation of her body into his that her mind was on him. Any irritations of the day were past. After a while their tenderness was adequately expressed. As they continued kissing, passion replaced affection. Soon, their tongues were dancing. Fred reached with one hand and cupped a breast. Maggie made no sound, but her body insisted on more of the same.
Their lovemaking was suddenly interrupted by a mysterious thumping sound. It seemed to shake the whole cabin. Maggie sat up and Fred rolled onto his back—pre-coitus interruptus.
"Is that the water pump?" Maggie asked. "Maybe you had better go take a look at it."
The thumping began again. It had a regular beat. Thump—thump—thump.
"Aren't you going to get up?" Maggie insisted. "If you don't, Charlie will, and they're our guests."
Fred's erection had faded with the vexing interruption.
"I don't think that Charlie will be getting up," Fred assured her. He was huffing and puffing in an irritated disgust.
The sound started again, but with a different rhythm. Thump—thump, thump, thump—thump—thump, thump, thump.
"What's going on?" Maggie demanded.
"Charlie won't get up because what you're hearing is my ex-wife riding on top of Charlie and the headboard of the bed hitting the wall," Fred sighed.
"No, I'm sure that's not true" whispered Maggie in the darkness, but she didn't sound convinced.
It started again. The beat was accompanied by a musical embellishment. Thump—owwww—thump, thump—ahhhh—thump, ohhhh. It was a woman's voice singing in a high octave. Maggie recognized it muffled through the wall.
"Maybe they're making a new CD. With this new rap music, anything goes. I wouldn't suggest turning it into a video, though." Fred was at his sarcastic best.
"Well, we did let them into the bathroom first," Maggie pointed out. "C'mon, we'll just ignore it." She turned to caress Fred's softened penis.
"How can you ignore that?" Fred growled under his breath. "I can't concentrate!"
The thumping and singing continued unabated. The beat would change occasionally—it became louder.
Maggie gently stroked her hand over Fred's chest. She whispered into his ear so that he could hear her over the sounds from the wall.
"From the sounds of things, I think that they're almost done," Maggie giggled. "It kind of turns me on."
She was right. The thumping stopped and there was a final, prolonged, note from Pat. Then there was silence.
"All right," Maggie whispered to Fred. "It's our turn now."
"The mood is ruined!" Fred snorted. "I'm too distracted to get hard again."
"Oh, Fred, don't say that. It was going so nicely," Maggie pleaded.
"How long were they at it, anyway?" Fred asked.
"I would say it was ten minutes—at least the thumping on the walls," Maggie answered.
Fred let out and exasperated sigh. Maggie turned on her side and softly stroked the sensitive skin of his scrotum and his softened penis.
"That would be nothing for you," she said in a low voice.
"What do you mean?" Fred asked.
"You know," Maggie prodded gently "You always last longer than that!"
"Not including foreplay?"
"No, foreplay would be extra," Maggie assured him.
Fred didn't answer, but Maggie felt him draw a deep breath. He made a little 'hmmph' sound as he thought about what Maggie said. She continued her massage. Soon he was pressing his pelvis up into her skillful hand, getting harder. Finally, he was fully engorged. Maggie rolled onto her back and nudged him to signal him to mount her.
When it was over—thirteen minutes later—Fred collapsed on top of his wife, his energy spent.
"That was well-worth the wait," she purred in his ear.