"Where ya off to Red?" Pink asked her half sister.
"I'm off to Grandma's house with a basket of goodies for her," Red replied and smiled her beauty pageant winning smile, striking that perfect pose for the cameras.
Kiss ass bitch, "Oh how nice of you." Pink replied dripping with false admiration.
"Yes, it is isn't it?" Red got a wistful look on her face. "I just hope the big bad wolf doesn't catch me and eat me up."
Pink perked up. Eat her up? Okay. . .there was some interesting possibilities here. "Big bad wolf you say?"
"Oh yes. . .the big bad wolf that eats yummy little girls like me up." Red took on a scared look and shuddered. "And keeps us from getting to Grandma's house."
Fuckin A "Cool," Pink smiled.
"Cool?" Red asked, giving her a stern look.
"Chill bitch." Oh shit that was out loud. "I mean. . .I imagine it will be chilly out there. . .switch your clothes so you don't catch cold."
Red thought for a second and nodded. "Good advice. I'll wear my red riding hood." Oh how sweet. . .puke. . . "And that will keep me warm."
Pink smiled and nodded and tried not to vomit as Red dressed and then skipped out the door. She always loved watching her leave, and was always tempted to bar the door to keep her from coming back but that would just not be polite.
Now, this big bad wolf sounded sorta interesting. Had potential for sure. She hated all the Prince Charming types around. She needed someone with a little more of an edge to him, a little danger. She grabbed her pink riding hood and ran out the door after Red. Hey . . . the goody goody bitch wasn't getting to have all the fun.
They walked along...or. . .more honestly. . .Pink walked along and Red skipped along like a helmet wearing retard. Pink hated to be seen in public with her but she tolerated it just for the thought of that big bad wolf. Her mouth almost watered.
They entered the woods and Red grew a little less poofy. Pink noticed with a certain amount of joy that Red was a little scared here. To make sure to savor it longer, she began to tell Red horror stories of people being hacked to pieces by hockey mask wearing madmen. Red was nearly peeing her little perfect panties by the time Pink was done. She felt better about life then.
They didn't really have far to go; Grandma's house was just through the woods. Red of course always made it sound like she was hiking to Tibet but, it was just a couple miles really. Pink was beginning to think it was gonna be a bust and she was going to end up having to spend the day with Red and her grandma being the happy dysfunctional family they were when he appeared out of nowhere. Big and lean and hard and dangerous, just like she imagined. The big bad wolf jumped from the bushes in front of them.
"Hey ladies. . .where you running off to in such a hurry?" He said, his voice deep and rough. He straightened the collar on his leather jacket and brushed the leaves from his tight blue jeans.
"We. . .we . . . we're going to Grandma's house you big bad wolf!" Red called out defiantly.
"Big bad? What's that all about?" He asked trying to look innocent but his leering grin gave him away.
