Defining Qualities of LezBromeo and other LezBros:
'Has a PLAN if a zombie or other apocalypse occurs. Shares this plan in detail. Because well, you need to know.' ANNND He has a 'signature look' that signals there is danger and 'we're going out blazing.' This way you know to suit up, because you don't want to miss the action!
'Takes you out for shots when you're crying over a girl, then supplies the grocery bag later' ;) because he planned ahead. And of course, he has dental floss and mouth wash because he knows you're obsessed with oral hygiene.
'Takes you out drinking ... just to drink ... because well duhhhhh!'
Smokes Cigars with you... shhhhhhhh ~ but doesn't tell another woman this, unless he hears from a guy that said girl is attracted to cigars.
Always carries a lighter (even when you're not smoking - because he knows if another girl is, and you want to light her cigarette, there is a lighter available that doesn't have to sit in your pocket or purse). Yesssss, you can put your hands in your empty pockets and just chill because your purse walks beside you.
Not afraid to buy sanitary or other supplies, and listens in great detail when you're trying to explain the packaging. 'wings?' 'no wings?' Hey - it's confusing for us too, ladies, and sometimes we don't want to get out of bed to do it.
HUGs the other LezBros, because face it, even though one of us has tits, we're all brothers.
And yeah, we talk about girls. Like 99% of the time. 40% occupation and entrepreneurship. 10% sports and 1% we can't remember. Because we are always at 150%! That's right foos!
Lets you give his phone number to men, so he can reject them for you. Because honestly, it's tiring explaining what a Lesbian is.
