This is a parody of a popular UK television show. It is written as a narrative for the show. It is not that heavy on actual sex stuff. (There is, just not a lot.) But it would feature a few things that allude to it.
The show is separated into
1. Studio Part, where they discuss the performance of specific missions.
2. Filmed Part, where they do specific missions.
~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed parts.
~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed parts.
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Geoff said, "Welcome back! It's Series 1, Episode 2 Part 3! 1,2,3! What do we have now?"
Ana replied, "Next up, we tried our contestant on their dating skills." She clicked the tablet, and the screen started showing another pre-recorded task.
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The screen shows the study of the house again. There seem to be a bit more sex toys in the room than we saw previously. On the desk this time there is a smartphone on a stand.
The screen is split into 5 and we saw the 5 contestants sitting down in front of the phone. Being the youngest and most tech-savvy, Xenia started playing with the phone, but as soon as she pressed the button, the screen started and a digital animation showed a task being opened.
"Oh, exciting!" Xenia exclaimed.
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"Go on a date with the person in this dating profile." read Simon.
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Xenia scrolled down immediately, before finishing reading the task.
There is a picture of a girl with short wavy blue hair, holding a cat. She wears a pair of round rimmed glasses. There are details of the dating profile underneath as well, but at this moment, Ana urged her, "Please finish reading the task first, Xenia."
Xenia said, "Oh sorry." Then she scrolled back up. And read, "This person will come into this room in 30 minutes and spend time with you based on your interaction together."
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Ryu then read, "You must not in any way stop her from leaving if she decides to leave." She put her rope back into her kimono.
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Carol read, "Longest time that she willingly stays. Win. Your time started when you first touched the phone"
Then she scrolls down, revealing her name to be Felicia, she is a 25-years-old software engineer. She likes running and fishing. She is a Leo. And she is looking for both Men and Women.
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Whereas Axel is just scrolling through the pictures, There are 4 pictures,
The profile pic where she is holding her cat, smiling.
She is having a drink with some friends, but she is drinking milk.
She is holding a fish up on a boat.
She is wearing a blue sporty tank top and running shorts that match her hair colour, just looking sporty and beautiful in the sun. It revealed that she has a nice athletic body as well.
"She is quite hot," said Axel.
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"Dating eh, part of life where you need to go through to get to the sex part. Unless you are in this industry, of course." said Geoff.
"Yes, and who do you think will do best in this task?" asked Ana.
"I think the deeper in this industry, the worse they are, so Axel is gonna be shit, but that doesn't mean the one who is not in the industry is going to be good either. I don't know. I think it's gonna be Simon. Just because of his natural sophisticated charm", replied Geoff, genuinely not knowing what was going to happen.
Ana said, "Well here are some of them preparing for the date. It's Simon, Axel and Carol"
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"I'm shit at dating," admits Carol, "I genuinely don't know what to do."
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Simon immediately went to the kitchen, he found some salmon in the fridge, and started cooking. He really knows what he's doing, squeezing lemon on it and everything, as he's cooking he is looking through the wine rack and found a bottle of white wine that he seemed quite happy about.
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Axel just put some body spray on, and started doing some exercise to pump up his muscle. For him, preparing for a date is the same as preparing for sex.
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Carol also decided to cook something. Only that she wasn't really a good cook, so she went for a tin of tuna and made tuna-mayo sandwiches. For drinks, she went for milk as she remembered that Felicia drank milk in her profile picture. But, maybe because she was genuinely anxious because she thought she didn't do well in previous tasks, she fumbled and spilled it all over her skirt. But she thought it is not gonna matter on the polyester, she just wiped it off and got on with it.
The moment has come, they are ready for their dates to arrive.
Simon has set up a proper romantic dinner, salmon, air-fried chips and some veggies.
Carol has just a tuna mayo salad, which was presented quite nicely, with a glass of milk.
And Axel just sat on the sofa, looking hot. And lit a few candles, it has a romantic ambience to be fair.
The moment has come, door open, in come Felicia.
She is dressing up in a full blue cat-suit with a giant cat head.
She is a furry.
She came in crawling on the floor and acting like a cat.
Simon said, "Well, I Didn't see that coming."
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There are cheers, shocks and surprised reactions in the audience.
Ana, "That's right. Felicia is into the furry lifestyle. Our contestants are being catfished by a cat." She said,
Geoff, "You are really smug about that one, aren't you?"
Ana said, "Yes I was, I really really was smug about that one. My wife said, "You should be ashamed of yourself.""
Geoff said, "What, not even the...caged one?"
Ana said, "Oh, oh no, she really enjoyed that one."
Geoff said, "Well, I really want to see what's going to happen. Let's crack on"
Ana said, "Here is how they got on."
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Felicia sniffed around in the room for a bit, then discovered the table with the food on, she meowed, then jumped on the chair, sitting on the chair.