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Kinkmaster Ssn 01 Ep 01 Pt 02

Kinkmaster Ssn 01 Ep 01 Pt 02

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From this chapter on, I will add:

A long ~~~~~~~~~~ for switching between video montage scene and studio scene; and

A short ~~~~~ for switching between different scenes from the same montage.

I'll leave out the switching bit in writing, if I don't think it helps the flow.

Thank you for the views and the 1 person who rated my first part, it was fun for me to write this but it took way longer than I expected. Hopefully I can complete this series within 6 months. I welcome any suggestion and feedback.

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A few minutes of adverts of various porn sites and new female oriented sex toys have passed. After all, this programme is not on the public channel but a famous porn video site. Now the programme resumes and we have a shot of the studio.

Camera pans to Geoff. He said, “Welcome back. Before the break, our five contestants are asked to grab a pair of boobs in a coin-operated crane machine. Who are we going to see first, Ana?”

Ana, “we are going to the people who naturally have boobs, It’s Carol, Ryu and Xenia.”

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The screen starts to show the Video Package.

Carol, who is wearing a tight and skimpy outfit, a black top that shows a lot of skin, especially accenturing her 38DD breast, and a dark-green tight short skirt. She asks, “Do we actually need to put a coin in?” As she searched for any coin, Ana said, “We have set the machine to free-playing mode.”

So it begins the process of grabbing, at first, all three girls are trying to use the crane to grab the pair of fake boobs, which are on one piece of plastic so there is no need to grab two different things. Carol and Ryu are struggling as they do not have much experience on the crane.

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Only Xenia, who clearly is quite experienced in this, has developed a strategy earlier on, she knew that the crane would never be able to just grab that one thing because of its design with that slight gap between the two grabber hands. If one tries to grab just one thin item it is likely to slip out of the hands before it moves to the output hole. So she has skillfully moved a few dildos towards the boobs, and then in one motion, the crane has picked up those dildos which are now piled-up together so it does not slip through the wide gap of the crane grabber. And among those dildos, is the pair of toy boobs, and she completed the task.

She playfully put the fake boobs in front of her chest, over her white t-shirt. And said, “Are these bigger? No mine’s bigger.” The silicon toy boobies were designed so one can use it for any breast play, and it is about D cup for its purpose. In reality, it is a bit bigger than Xenia’s but with her bra on, it looks about the same.

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The video moved on to Ryu, who was clearly still struggling. She suddenly stopped as she thought of something, and she took out a roll of rope from inside her black kimono that she is wearing. And she made a noose with a portion of the rope and threw it upwards in the machine through the bottom door.

Lucky for her that door is quite big ang big enough for her whole hand to go through, she skillfully lassoed a few time inside the machine, and after taking out a few other things, she finally manage to lassoed the toy boobs to the dropping point and get it out of the machine.

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Next we moved on to Carol, who is still seen struggling, she just focused dead on the item without thinking of any alternative method. The video shows that she has done it for over an hour, but of course for the interest of time, instead a hyperspeed montage of her various failed attempts, mostly as the item being quite slippery and slips out of the large space between the two grabber hands. The montage shown lasted only about 1 minute, but the audience delighted in seeing her keep failing but keep going, and finally she somehow managed to ball up the Boobs with some lingerie, and successfully grab it out of the machine.

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The crowd applauds back in the studio, where Geoff will comment on their attempt.

Geoff said, “Xenia, well done, done a lot of crane machines?” Xenia said,“I almost exclusively only do the Crane machine when I am in the arcade. First time getting sex toys though.”

Geoff said, “What have you done with the dildos? Have you tried them?”

Xenia said with a bit of embarrassment, “No, I just returned them to the staff.”

Geoff said, “No?”

“No.”

Geoff said, “You boring virgin.”

The audience laughs a little.

“Ryu! I enjoyed your lassoing technique, have you lassoed a lot of things?” Geoff moved on.

Ryu said, “Yeah, usually naked people though”

Geoff smirked, “That skill really comes in handy though, doesn't it?”

But Carol interjected, “Wait a minute, so we can use tools that we bring ourselves?”

Ryu looked at her with absolute resolve in her eyes, and said “A Kinbakushi is never without her rope.”

People couldn’t tell whether she was serious or just playing, but Carol is actually scared.

Geoff asked Ana, “Is there any rule that says they cannot use any of their tools?”

Ana said, “No, there are no rules on that. It was not specified in the instructions so it was up to them.”

Ana continues, “Now talking about people with “tools”, it’s Axel and Simon.”

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The video begins with Axel asking, “Grab The Boobs……what are ‘The Boobs’, can I grab your boobs?” Ana replies, “All the Information is in the instruction.”

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The video fades to Simon looking at the machine, seemingly just thinking.

Ana asked him “What do you think, Simon, is that what you would use in your drag set-up” He turned around and said, “oh don’t be daft. I would never use such a low-quality mess.”

As he turns around though, he noticed Ana’s chest, seemingly coming to the same idea as Axel and asks, “can I grab that?”

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The video fades back to Axel grabbing Ana’s 34C in his strong hands and squeezing it a little. Ana, while seeming to enjoy it, asks him, “Are you saying these are what you are going to grab?” Axel said Yes, and Ana took another piece of sealed paper out from the inner pocket of the suit jacket, and handed it to Axel.

Axel opened it and read, “You have now grabbed a regular pair of boobs which are not The Boobs. A regular pair of boobs may become The Boobs if it helps someone reach sexual gratification.” And without hesitation, he says, “Okay, let’s go.”

He proceeds to throw her tie behind her back, open up Ana’s shirt buttons and reveal her bras. And in one powerful motion, he just yanked those olden-designed, laced bras off from inside Ana’s white shirt, revealing the natural breasts and the light brown nipples bouncing a few times. The video appropriately shows the slow motion replay of the powerful yank and the bounce a few more times, as the audience in the studio cheering and clapping.

He then proceeds to pinching one of her nipples and sucking the other one at the same time, and Ana gives out a few loud moans. His skillful hands keep kneading, pinching the nipple and caressing those breasts, as he also moves on to deep-kiss her on the mouth, escalating her ecstasy.

He has done this for a while and finally he laid her down on the floor. He took his sport shorts and his underwear off to show his now erected 8 inch manhood, and straddled her on her chest, tit-fucking the blonde nerd, the 8-inch monster could touch Ana’s mouth when at the tit fucking reached the furthest point, and Ana does seem genuinely excited by this titillation, she shouted loudly as she has seemingly arrived in orgasm. Although Ana is someone one will call the prettiest, but something about that nerdy look, that thick-rim glasses and that unquestioning submission makes her look really hot right now.

She is heaving in recovery, Axel asked, “Have you reached your ‘sexual gratification’ ?”

Ana was still catching her breath, she nodded, and she said, “Do you want me to stop the clock?” Axel said, “Please.” And she complied and clicked the clock to stop. But the angle did not reveal the time yet.

“Great, now it’s my turn.” Axel decided to continue to make hotdog with those two delicious buns and his own large sausage. And not long later, he has completed the process, and he intentionally squeezed the hot mayonnaise out the sausage head at Ana’s mouth. Ana lifted her head up in compliance and received and swallowed the whole load in glee.

Axel said, “Right, that will do! Thank You!” Axel stood up and left.

As Ana also said, “Thank you.” while still lying on the floor, breathing heavily with Axel’s man cream leaking from the corner of her mouth.

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Video is not finished though, it fades to Simon, still standing and looking at Ana’s chest, he said, “Can I grab your tie please?”

Ana said, “My tie?”

Ana stood with her back facing the camera in the previous shots. as the camera now pans to the tie, it is revealed that there are birds’ graphics printed on them. Simon said, “yeah, those birds, they are Boobies right? Can I have them please?”

Ana took the tie off and said, “Yes, yes you can.”

Simon took it and grabbed it tightly with both hands. Ana said, “I’ve stopped the clock.”

“Thank you.” Said Simon as she left the room.

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Crowd cheers as the scene goes back to the studio. Geoff granned and said, “Axel, That is some great usage of your own tool, huh?”

Axel smiled and said, “Thank you.”

Geoff followed up and said, “And that yank of her bra, that was really powerful as well.”

Carol interjects again, “Wait a minute, are we allowed to, like, just ‘use’ her like that as well?”

Geoff laughed and said, “Yeah, Now to the audience and the viewers at home, when we booked these contestants, we said to them, it would just be like that other show on TV, with just a little sexy twist here and there, but I mean, this is a sex show after all! Axel took the hint. And that is also why we had this little slut to be my assistant, wasn’t it? Heh?” He said as his left hand playfully grabbed Ana’s chin in a condescending way. She gave a slightly embarrassed look but also she was not denying.

The audience laughed again. If they didn’t know before how smutty this show will get, now they know.

Carol is gobsmacked. In the orientation to the contestants, it was mentioned that all the crews could be asked to help to do the missions if necessary, and also only if they are up for it. She didn’t think much about it then because it seemed like pretty standard guidelines. She is thinking back to times where she can just “use” Ana or other crew members for these missions, she didn’t know she was allowed to and she is regretting it majorly now.

Axel, on the other hand, has “came” across Ana and Geoff before. As his experience told him, Ana is always game for these kinds of things, and he was right.

On the other end of the panel, Xenia is blushing but turned on as well by the earlier display. She turned her face away, but she had to put her hand on the crotch like she had to stop something, the cameraman of course didn’t miss this moment.

“Simon, well done, just use your head, find the birds that are the boobies, not just some sexed-up pervs like some of these people”

“Thank you, people don’t believe me but I do like my birds as well.” says Simon.

Axel said, “Now wait a minute, if I was not mistaken, those are not ‘The Boobs’ neither, shouldn’t he be using that tie to jerk off or something too?”

Ana said, “So both the fake Boobs and the Boobies on the tie are The Boobs, as you can see here…..” She clicked the tablet and a still-photo zoomed in to the crane grabber, on the triangle joint of the two hands, there is a small sign that illustrates

“The Boobs = (A picture of the toy silicon boobs) / (pictures of the Boobies on the tie)”. All the contestants beside Simon look on with disbelief.

Ana continues, “So that means, any other boobs than the toy one are not The Boobs, but the tie does count. But that also means any contestant male or female, could have just grabbed their own boobs and claim to have reached sexual gratification. We are a very sex-positive show, we do not only count physical orgasm as sexual gratification. As long as you are gratified in some way and you claim to be so, we’ll believe you.”

Carol finally made sense of these, and said, “And I played with my boobs ALL THE TIME!” This elicited a big laughter from the audience, Carol wasn’t even trying to be funny, this is actually true as she performs solo in her live-streams.

“So Carol took the longest, 59 minutes 23; she gets one point. Then we have Axel who took 25 minutes to made himself cum, two points, then is 23 minutes 32 is Ryu with the lassoing technique, and then Xenia with 5 minutes 13, but in the first place is Simon Waller who spent only 2 minutes, he gets the fat 5 points!” Announced Ana.

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“But what about you, it said, make someone reach sexual gratification, I asked you and you came too as well right, about a good 4,5 minutes or so before me. Don’t lie to me now, babe.” Axel protested in frustration.

Ana cleared her throat a little, and said, “There is another clip I might need you to see.”

The video goes back to the point Axel is straddling her on her chest, but in another angle, it is shown that Axel is also putting his hand inside Ana’s pants, seemingly fingering her vagina.

The crowd was signal to make a noise of disbelief, they did so with laughter.

“That’s right,” Ana turned into a more authoritative voice. “I might have orgasmed as well, I did not deny it, but it was not all just the boobs, there was some other form of stimulation as well so that doesn’t count! And Axel is lucky that he is a perv and did not forget to make himself cum as well, which counted.” said Ana. The crowd is amused by this banter which is so pedantic it was silly but also hot in some weird way.

“I told you she is annoying, didn’t I? But rules are rules. Ok great job everyone! So, Can I have another task please? Little cum-slut?”

“Not a task but again another KINKY MISSION, and this one has to do with body fluid.” Ana said as she pressed play on the video.

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The video plays, and this time we are in the living room area, which is painted colorfully. In the middle of the living room, 2 sofas are placed in an L shape. The camera pans to the dining table and behind it is an open kitchen with a tall bar table. Some audience members chuckled as they recognized this house to be one that countless porn films have used as a set. So many scenes are taken as performers played out scenes that involved them sneaking behind the high bar table to do the dirty deeds, while people in front of the bar table didn’t realize they were doing it.

But now there is a shot glass and the sealed instruction on the table. And similarly, there is a montage showing the contestants reading out different lines of the task. But this time there is one very noticeable difference.

The first person to come into the room, or rather the first person of the montage, is a black lady who wears quite very elegant and flamboyant makeup. She has a very slender body and thin limbs, she wears a gorgeous pink dress made with silken fabric that doesn’t do a good job of hiding that huge 34D breast. Although to the people who know what’s happening, they know those boobs are fake, as this is Simone Swallower, Simon Waller’s drag alter-ego.

“Hello Simone!” Ana said.

“H~~i! Babe! You alright?” Simone replies. Unlike the calm and collected Simon, she has a flamboyant and more outgoing personality. And he started reading the task,

“Make the most tasteful body fluid.”

“Your body fluid has to be released from A body.” read Axel.

“You have 20 minutes.” read Carol.

“The most tasteful wins.” read Ryu.

“Your time starts now.” read Xenia.

“Oh~~~Hahahaha, I can’t” Simone threw the instruction on the table as she seemed quite amused by the task.

“Most tasteful…. Who is going to drink it?” ask Xenia.

“I’m going to drink it.” said Ana. “But the Kinkmaster is going to judge it”

“God, you are really weird” added Ryu but in another shot.

At the beginning of the show, when asked why she answered the booking even though it wasn’t meant for her. Xenia said because she wants the money. That is true, she did need it for something quite important. But also, because she loved the actual show that this is based on and she was sold on the premise of the show. Out of all the contestants, she might probably be the one who can think of an effective but alternative way to do the missions, which means she could be quite good in the game, but maybe not so much when it comes to the more obviously sexual task.

She did not lie about herself though she was quite upfront about her sexual experience, or lack thereof. And the production thought virgins are a big kink for many people so they decided to have her in as well.

But that is not to say she does not have any interest in sex at all. She does favor the “Romance” section of the library she worked at, while those have often include quite vivid descriptions of the lovemaking progress, but that also means she believes in “saving it for someone special”.

The video ended and we cut back to the studio stage.

“Body Fluid, eh?” Geoff asks.

“She is really weird! So gross” Ryu reemphasized.

“I know right? bloody disgusting. ” Geoff agreed, smiling and looking at Ana with a playful disgusted look. She again showed a bashful but not denying look.

Geoff continued, “But it was lovely to see the magnificent Simone Swallower! I genuinely don’t know what happened in all these filmed segments. But Simon, why are you not staying in one character?”

Although in his mind he wouldn’t consider him a character, but like a separate personality, only that he can summon that personality at will. But he learned that it is way too troublesome to explain it every time and he decides to just let it slip. He said, “Mainly because of my other work schedule. But it is nice to switch it up now and then as well.”

“Do you think it would work better this way?” Geoff asked.

“I don’t know! There are definitely certain things that Simone can do better than me. If you know what I mean” He winked, not as provocatively as Simone would, but still quite naughty. He has decided, his shtick on the show, is to say “if you know what I mean” even if it doesn’t make sense or when it was super obvious, he thinks that’s funny..

“Absolutely I do……” Geoff said. He doesn’t, but he is afraid if he does go on to say anything else, he might offend Simon. He does have a lot of respect for the drag and trans community, but he doesn’t really get it.

“Anyway, I am excited to see what they make you drink! Who's up first” Geoff said in an excited voice.

“Well, we already established that I like gulping down semen and first up are Xe and McN…… It’s Xenia De Shire and Carol McNaughty.” Geoff shakes his head in disgust. The audience is amused by the farfetch attempt of a pun, but also aroused by the brunt semen loving admission.

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The video started playing and at first it’s Xenia, she asked, “Released from A body, so it could be anybody. What are some kinds of body fluid that people actually drink?” She thought for a while and said, “Blood? No, you are not a vampire. Are you?”

Ana said, “As far as I know, I’m not, I have played a vampire before though.” She left out the part that she sucked a different kind of fluid when she was in that character.

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But the montage moved on to Carol, the voluptuous beauty of cam-queen fame. She immediately said, “Body fluid……I mean…..I can squirt?” This answer makes the audience cheer quite a bit. By now all of their inhibitions are gone, as they know everyone in the studio are fellow pervs, maybe except for Xenia, but she signed up for this…..So

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