True. It should be deep red to hide the blood stains.
Yes, the blue one would be better. Oh, young Tommy. Yes, I remember him. He was the one with the pink suit and the interesting haircut? And his needlepoint was exquisite. Lovely boy. You two seemed to get along very well. And doesn't his father have an OBE? I thought so. A father with an OBE is a sign of a good British family. They're the sort of friends you need.
Is this better? Should I polish my shoes in case the Prime Minister drives by?
Don't be silly, dear. Everyone knows he's at Chequers entertaining very important people. But that is a good idea. The Mayor does like to drive by. I'm sure he's admiring my garden.
Yes dear. Your garden...
So Eddie, this club? Will you meet any ladies of quality? Oh, an exclusive high class men only club. I suppose you do need somewhere to relax away from your lady admirers. You are so scrummy looking. Oh dear, I'm sorry if that embarrasses you. Mummy knows what it's like to be the centre of attention. Yes, we can talk about your extra riding gear. I think your father and I are of the same mind. Anything for our little boy. Aha. Aha. A whip and a riding crop? Dear, aren't they the same thing? Oh, they're not. Do you really need both? I see. That makes sense, I guess. Leather boots. Of course, an equestrian needs sound boots. So what is this training equipment? What does it do?
Elizabeth, I looked for something to prune, but the roses are pruned within an inch of their lives. Shall I take tweezers to the lawn?
Yes dear, some lunch would be nice. Oh, so it builds stamina and teaches control. Stretches the inner thigh muscles? Invigorates the lower intestine? Really? But how does it help you with horse riding? I see, it's an academy secret. Well, I think it sounds worthwhile. We'll send you the money.
Elizabeth, noooo...
