I admit it. I'm the jealous kind. But when you've gota wife as beautiful as mine, who always seems to attract the attentions of every man at every party we go to, well, it's not hard to be jealous. I'm not saying my wife looks for the attention, or that she's ever responded to it – I'm sure she hasn't, in fact – but I know she enjoys it. And it drives me crazy.
Last week it all got too much for me. We were at a friend's birthday party, and the whole evening she was surrounded by other men. Jenny, my wife, is 34, but she looks more like 24. She's blonde, about 5 feet 9 inches tall, with a real woman figure – she's not one of your stick insects. And she's in great shape, with great tits, lovely rounded hips and a sensational firm butt.
As the night wore on, I got more and more irritated. She was laughing and chatting and being a real cock-teaser with all the guys, and I thought, okay, if that's what she likes, maybe it's time someone taught her a lesson. A big lesson. One she'll never forget.
I'm a lawyer and I come across a few very dubious characters now and then. No, let's be honest, I represent some real scum. I'd recently got three young guys cleared of a charge of robbing a 7 Eleven store – they were guilty as sin, but it was my job to clear them, and I did my job well. They were all around 20 and during the trial I'd gone to the bathroom at the same time as two of them. I was taken aback when we all stood at the urinal – these two guys were huge.
Well, I thought, okay darling, if you like to cock-tease, maybe you should see what happens if the cocks start to tease back.
I met up with the three guys and made them an offer. I'd pay each of them $500, and all they had to do was rape my wife. That's right, I was gonna pay these guys money to do forcefully what I'd kill her for doing voluntarily. But that's how angry I was with her.
Well, they were a bit suspicious at first, but then I spun them a line – hey, I'm a lawyer, it's what I do. I told them it was a birthday present for my wife, that she'd always had a fantasy of being raped, and I was going to help her fulfil that fantasy. I also explained that my wife would fight and scream like it was a real rape – that was part of the fantasy – so not to worry about anything she said or did.