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Its Not A Bad Life

Its Not A Bad Life

by freyagersemi
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Last year for the 750-word Challenge, I wrote some jokey things a "how to" story and a non-erotic piece, but none were really a "story," per se. This year, I wanted to write an actual story with a beginning, middle, and end. So, here it is.

As usual, HUGE "thank yous" to

Figjamkiss

who is always there with moral support and to dot the i's and cross the t's and to

AlexFourways

who is just always there to support me.

And thank you, everyone, for reading my scribbling!

Love, Frey

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This story was written for the 2024 Literotica 750-Word Challenge. Below this line are exactly 750 words.

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Now, I may be an old dog, but that moment that I first laid eyes on her... Yowza! Let me tell you, the young dog in me stood at attention and begged.

And it happened right out of the blue. But doesn't everything interesting just suddenly... happen?

I was minding my own beeswax, stretched out on the grass in the cool shade of a huge tree, when she strutted past.

Wow!

Sitting up, I watched as she sashayed past.

Now, this was someone that I

definitely

wanted to get to know.

I scrambled to my feet as she barely glanced my way. She may have slowed for a split second, but she didn't stop. Oh, no! She didn't want to give me the satisfaction of showing any interest at all.

That saucy girl.

So, of course I had to chase her. It was simply in my nature. The thrill of the chase and all of that.

I scampered after her, my eyes glued to her seductively swaying ass, and then hastily fell into step beside this beautiful creature. With her long legs, she was a bit taller than me, but I've never been easily intimidated. When it came to fucking, females couldn't beat me off with a stick!

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Tall, short, thin, fat -- I love 'em all.

It's just the animal instinct in each and every one of us, I guess. Maybe it's extra strong in me? Maybe not. Maybe we're all the same and some can cover it up better than others?

Who knows?

Who cares?

All I knew was that I wanted to mount this golden queen and fuck her 'til she howled.

I casually leaned over and gave her long blonde hair a sniff.

Well, this certainly got a reaction from her!

She stopped in her tracks and stared at me. An impenetrable gaze glowed in her dark eyes. And I stared right back at her with, what I hoped was, a look of pure naked desire.

And then she blinked.

She knew exactly what I wanted.

Happily, I made note of the fact that she still hadn't looked away nor had she made any attempt to evade my intense scrutiny.

Now that I had her attention, I decided that I was gonna play it smooth. I broke our eye contact and that's when I noticed she was wearing a necklace with a name -- presumably

her

name -- written in delicate gold script.

"Misty."

I smirked. This was going to be almost

too

easy. Her name may as well have been "Do Me."

Slowly, I circled this hot babe, eyeing her up and down. Let me tell you, from every single angle she looked utterly amazing. She was truly groomed to perfection.

And I was

very

hot to trot.

So... I decided to go for broke.

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Sadly, my next move was to be my undoing.

In my defense, as beautiful as she may have been, I was really only interested in her behind.

Her hindquarters.

Her dumper.

Her ass.

It was spectacular.

She held it high and proud.

Really, how could I resist?

I leaned in for a little sniff and apparently,

that

was a bit of a social faux pas as she immediately spun around, gave me a dirty look, and that was the end of that.

Like they say, as much as I hated to see her go, at least I got to watch her walk away.

Mmmm. I still dream about that ass.

But she wasn't the first to refuse my lovin' and I'm sure that she won't be the last.

Also, as they say -- whoever "they" are -- every dog will have its day. And trust me, I've had plenty of good days. This is just a minor setback. Screw her.

So, I shrugged to myself, shook the shaggy hair out my eyes, and coolly meandered back from whence I came. "It was just as well, anyway," I told myself. "I really just wanted to nap the afternoon away."

As I was circling my favorite spot in the shade, my human called for me, "Rio! Come here, boy!"

It's fine.

I didn't get the girl.

I didn't get much of a nap.

But I got to play fetch, I took a really great dump, and I knew that we were going to go home, have some dinner, and then I could curl up on my human's lap under a toasty blanket while he reads a book.

It's not a bad life.

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