Cindy walked into the office. The young woman behind the desk stood up and smiled.
"Cindy, hi! I'm Susan, nice to meet you. Please, have a seat."
"Thank you," Cindy said, coming forward and sitting down. "Sorry--I have to admit, I'm not sure what's happening."
"You must have a lot of questions," Susan said.
"I mean, someone said I can pledge today?"
"We would love it if you pledged today," Susan said.
"But I just got here!" Cindy said. "Is this part of your rush?"
"We do things a little differently at Iota Nu Sigma," Susan said. "We've been watching you for some time now and we think you'll fit right in."
Cindy said, "This is so strange."
Susan said, "But you're curious about this place, right?"
"Totally," Cindy said. "Nobody knows anything about this sorority, and then I suddenly get an invitation... wait, what do you mean you've been watching me?"
"We are constantly searching for new members," Susan said. "Our standards are very high and very specific. Our team uses advanced analysis of an extensive amount of data to find people like you."
"Like me?" Cindy said. "I can't be that special."
"Oh, but you definitely are," Susan said, opening a folder on her desk. "Shall we see what we've learned about you?"
"Sure," Cindy said. "But I doubt you know much about me."
"I think you'll be surprised," Susan said, scanning the pages of the report. "Your personality profile is excellent. You're bright, warm, engaging, inquisitive..."
"That could be anybody," Cindy said dismissively.
"You are very open and comfortable with the topic of sex," Susan said.
"That's true," Cindy said. "Always have been."
"You are bisexual," Susan said.
"I am," Cindy said proudly.
"You're a bit of an exhibitionist," Susan said.
"I suppose I am."
"You are very choosy when it comes to sexual partners," Susan said.
"I guess so," Cindy said. "Wait--is this a sex sorority?"
"It is."
"Interesting..." Cindy said thoughtfully.
"You are a highly sexual person, with discerning tastes and specific desires," Susan said.
"I mean, yes..."
"And you are fascinated with incest," Susan added.
Cindy froze for a moment. "I think about incest all the time," she said quietly. "How did you know?"
"There are signs, if you know what to look for," Susan said. She read the next page of the report, looked up and said simply, "You want to have sex with your mother."
"Yes," Cindy said, turning red.
"I can see why, she's gorgeous," Susan said.
"She is so hot," Cindy said.
"But you assume it's impossible," Susan said.
"Of course it's impossible!" Cindy said. "How could I say anything to her, and why would she ever... wait a minute. Is this an incest sorority?"
"It is."
"How does that work?"
"We facilitate incestuous relationships for our members," Susan said. "When we investigate someone, we also investigate their family. When we see high probabilities for successful incest, we recruit the girl and make it happen."
"Wait," Cindy said, holding up a hand. "Wait, wait. Are you saying...?"
"Yes, your mother feels the same way about you," Susan said.
"Oh my god," Cindy said excitedly.
"This is an exceedingly rare incest event," Susan said.
"For real though?" Cindy said. "You're sure she wants to do this?"
Susan said, "We are absolutely certain."