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Highway To Hell 2

Highway To Hell 2

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The shiny, red, slightly used Honda Gold Wings were monsters. They were NOT what I originally had in mind. I had told George that since Remortgage #3 was out on his own, I wanted to do something fun and see more of the country. I envisioned us on his and hers Harley Sportsters, touring the East coast, the wind in our faces, not a care in the world.

We walked onto the Harley lot, and he immediately went toward a huge Valkyrie with a side car.

"Look," he said, "two for the price of one."

"So, is the bitch seat for you?"

"What? No! That's where YOU will sit."

"Over my dead body, or a divorce lawyer. I know I said a Harley, but I didn't mean one for you with me in the bitch seat. Forget it. And remember, I am NEVER calling you Daddy! Two bikes or you start shopping around for some dumbass who WILL call you Daddy and won't be nearly as good in the sack as this expert who can suck cock better than your average chick. It's my tiny mouth, the fact that I have no cavities or dental work, and don't gag when you're halfway down my throat."

George went red, mumbled something, and we quickly left the lot.

The next bike George found in the Classified ads was a crotch rocket.

"How are we going to travel on that?"

"There's space for your cute little ass on the back."

"This cute little ass has something to say to you. Two little words..."

"Ok, ok, I get it."

George's co-worker and his wife had only had the Hondas for about a year and after their first trip, decided that the wind in their hair was just not what they (he and his toupee) wanted. In the buddy's case, he was all for doing a bus tour. (Their divorce is coming up in court soon.)

"They're red," George said, trying to make them sound appealing. "They come with helmets that are miked so that we can talk to each other while we drive. And they have a ton of compartments where you can store your stuff and space for a cooler on the back. The compartments aren't leather saddlebags but metal built-ins so our stuff won't get wet or ruined in the rain. And...you don't have to sit in a side car."

"Bet your ass!"

"Come, on" he pleaded. "Give it a try."

I threw my leg over the side and straddled the monster. George showed me what to do, and I fired up the beast. I felt the rumble and purr of it between my legs and as I sat there, I had a wonderful vision of George naked, his cock hard and pulsating like the bike. I felt myself getting wet and while George and his buddy talked about horsepower and gas mileage, the rumble between my legs escalated until, I knew in a matter of seconds I was going to cum. I shut out their talk and pretended to look at the gauges in front of me, but I felt the tension building.

If they hadn't been standing right next to me, I would have started to ride that Honda like a bronc. I was so wet I could have slid off the front of that animal except that well, I would have had to play leap frog over the gas tank, gauges, handlebars, and windshield.

Do you know what it's like to feel that delicious throbbing wetness of an impending orgasm and know that it's going to happen in front of two innocent, unconscious (for the most part) men and well...fuck it. I am usually very vocal when this happens, but now I had to clench my teeth and smother my moans.

I pressed my pussy down hard on the seat, and smiled at George, although my eyeballs had rolled back into my head behind their aviator shades.

I was having a very quiet, very intense orgasm. As I continued to smile and look engaged in what was going on, my clit was doing cartwheels and I knew in my mind that this was the best bike in the world. I may have let out a little moan, but I think I did my best to keep it under control. Or so I thought. When we got home and entered the kitchen, George gave me a look."That looked like fun. Are you still wet?"

"Oh my God, how could you tell?"

"We've been married for 35 years. Don't you think I can tell when you are cumming," he smiled. "I was so hard as I watched you from out of the corner of my eye that I almost creamed my jeans. Got some left over for me?" he asked, sidling up to me and slipping his hand beneath my t-shirt. His mouth found mine and his tongue was playful. Yet the more we kissed, the more demanding he got.

He fondled my breast for a moment then went for the nipple, giving it a playful tug. "Well?" he asked as he slid his hand down into my shorts, his finger stabbing into my pussy.

"Yes," I gasped. "Do me here."

"Your wish, my lady," he said, pulling my shirt over my head. He released my black lace bra, and ran his tongue from under my ear, to my shoulder, to the swell of my breast, making his way to my nipple. He teased and tantalized me, pushing my breasts together, and took turns licking and sucking each tight little nub.

By now, I could have slid off anything, even the windshield!

He yanked my pants and panties down and walked me backwards to the counter where he picked me up and plopped me down on top.

"You want to cum? Baby, let's do it."

He pushed my legs wide and with my slick pussy glistening in his face, pressed his mouth against me. He sucked my clit then tongued my cunt, first with little flicks then dove in as deep as he could go. He fucked me with his tongue and as his nose came in contact with my pulsing clit, rubbed against it. I practically swooned.

"Gonna cum for me?" he asked, taking a quick breather and grabbing me around the ass before diving back down--first swirling and nibbling my clit then dipping further into my cunt.

"Oh yes, yes please! Fuck me! Please! Bite me! Oh God!" I screamed as pussy juices flew and my snatch and clit both exploded. I dug my hands into that beautiful chestnut hair and pulled him in as far as he could go as he lapped up my juices. With my legs spread wide and pinned back, George kept me from riding his face and breaking his neck as wave after wave hit.

I was still quivering when I vaguely heard his fly come down. Now, instead of his tongue, his rock hard cock pressed against my warm, wet flesh, begging for more and his own release.

"For round two, do you prefer more tongue or this bad boy who wants his turn," he said rubbing his cock against my still throbbing clit. He pulled me down off of the counter and had me kneel in from of him. I stroked up and down his shaft one or two times, already seeing a bead of pre-cum. Then without warning, I deep throated him, massaging his balls and rubbing my finger against his taint.

George groaned, as I sucked hard, up and down his shaft, swirling then nibbling his head.

He lay back on the kitchen floor, pulling me on top of him.

"I want your cunt. Ride me like you wanted to ride the Honda."

I straddled him like the saddle of that bike and slowly slid down the length of his shaft, taking him as deep as he could go.

I tantalized him, riding him slowly. Then I stopped and squeezed his cock with my wet cunt. I released him, then swirled my hips clockwise then counter clockwise.

George dug his nails into my ass then flipped me over on my back and thrust into me hard.

"Oh God! I'm cumming! Hang on!" he gasped and hammered into me, my legs wrapped around him, moving with him as he pounded me over and over. I hung on for dear life as wave after wave hit us both. I could feel the heat of his juices as we erupted in tandem. My body hit with yet another amazing orgasm as I arched toward him, my nipples hard points against his chest.

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He collapsed on top of me, his body covering me like a blanket. He breathed heavily.

"God woman, you are fucking delicious."

After a moment of soft touches and tiny kisses, George grinned and said, "So what do you think of the bikes?"

After a month of instruction and testing, we got our licenses, and were ready for the road.

We decided to head down south in the direction of Myrtle Beach. Any body of water is my happy place. Myrtle's waves were a little warm in the summer, but we saw what happened when traveling to Delaware.

It had been a long day, my ass was killing me, the sun was over the yardarm, and I was ready for happy hour. I made a plea into the mike to "Command Central." Static was my answer.

I shrugged and waited to see what "Command Central" would do.

At New Bern, we pulled off at the first exit that didn't have a Dolly Parton bend. George still wasn't great with big curves. Hummmm.

We stopped at a gas station and George inquired about lodgings.

After spitting copious amounts of chew at my husband's feet, and looking at him as if he was the devil, the old geezer gave us directions to the nearest motel.

When George pulled up to an old Victorian with a circular entrance and a huge awning over the double staircase to the double doors, I shivered. The name Giggler's in huge print, was on a fancy spotlit sign, posted in the burned out lawn.

He must have gotten lost and is stopping at this funeral home for directions, I thought.

I shivered again and hoped we would soon be on our way to a Motel 6 because this place was creeping me out. No, it wasn't the Bates Hotel, but it could have been.

George came out carrying a huge key and he gestured for me to follow him.

We pulled around back and saw a line of motel rooms next to a decrepit ice machine and vending machine. The E was out and it flickered the word COK. Hmmmmm. Well, that at least could be promising.

We pulled in next to a Dodge Dart that had seen better days, sporting Ontario plates. A mother, father, and teenage girl huddled in front of their room drinking.

Their eyes grew large as we pulled in next to the Dart.

I swung my leg over the bike, lifted off the cumbersome helmet, and shook out my long red curls. George did the same but well...not the red curls. More like dark chestnut and, since we had gotten the bikes, had decided to let his hair grow a bit. That was ok with me since during the throes of passion, I loved to grab him by the hair and pull him in tighter.

The teenage girl took one look at George and looked like she had just wet her pants. I know, he does that to me too when he's not being a dickhead.

We smiled at the family then George took that huge key and let us into the room.

It was dark--very dark. The walls appeared to be dark brown paneling. Good thing it was light outside. I flipped open the curtains so that we could find the one tiny lamp between the...two twin beds!!! What the fuck?!

"George!"

"It was either that or one twin. That's all they had. Look, I'll make it up to you in Myrtle. Come on Goose, it's just for tonight," he wheedled.

I don't know how I ever let him call me that, but since my name is Lucinda, the progression was Luce, Lucy, Lucy Goosey...Goose. (My mother has apologized many times.)

Just when I thought the twin beds were the worst of my problems, I saw it. On the wall was a huge...Oh Christ! Yeah, oh Christ! It was the largest, most horrible rendition of the Sacred Heart that I had ever seen in my life. You know, the one where Jesus is holding his heart in his hand and it's surrounded by a crown of thorns and bleeding? That one! And it was on the wall of our room facing those two twin beds! Jesus!

I tripped and almost fell as I hastily exited the room with George fast on my heels.

The family next door looked at us curiously, then the mother said, 'You too?'

"Jesus!" I said.

"Yep," said the mother. "By the way, I'm Ginny, this is Gabe and that's Danny. That's one of the reasons we are out here. That and the fact that the air conditioning doesn't work."

"Oh my God."

"The ice machine sort of works, but you get one cube at a time and have to pay a quarter. I don't care, I can drink this wine warm or cold. As long as there is a lot of it. I'm hoping to get blindly drunk before bedtime."

"Oh boy," I said, as I opened one of the side cargo containers and pulled out George's Chivas Regal.

When Gabe saw what I pulled out, his eyes lit up and he raised his glass."Best stuff around," he commented. "Unfortunately, all they have in the room are these plastic cups."

"That's a sin," George said. He pulled our single chair from in front of our room and he and Gabe were off.

Danny in the meantime, gave me her chair and went further down the strip and snagged another chair.

"I think we are the only ones here," Ginny said. "Hell, we wouldn't have stayed here except that Gabe had a meeting with someone in New Bern. We are actually on our way back home from Myrtle Beach."

"That's where we are headed. My butt was done for the day though, and this is where George found us a place. If you asked me," I said rather quietly, "it looks like a Funeral Home."

"That's what I said," Ginny replied. "In fact, Gabe made Danny go in first to see if there was a body on display in the lobby."

"Jesus!" I said again and the three of us laughed.

As we sat and chatted and drank copious amounts of lukewarm wine, we couldn't help but notice the curtains being pulled aside in the big house and someone giving us the once over. This just made us laugh all the harder.

"They must think we are Hell's Angels," I snorted.

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"Damn right!" George broke in after a few Chivases."

"What I wouldn't do to go for a ride on one of those," Gabe stated.

"Over my dead body!" Ginny countered.

Gabe looked at George and said, "You see what I have had to deal with all these years. She's no fun anymore."

"I'll show you fun," Ginny said, giving him the hairy eyeball.

"Killjoy!" he said a little louder than he meant to.

On that note, I thought it best to break up the happy party. After several glasses of wine, not only was I starving but, at this point, I felt I was ready to face Jesus again.

We reentered the room and much to my dismay, the picture was still there. I was hoping that some pixies might have removed the picture while we were outside, replacing it with a badly painted landscape.

George came up behind me and reached around to my breasts. "How hungry are you?"

"Why?"

"Look, the neighbors just headed to the Waffle House, I figure we could make use of that fact to make some noise," he growled. His hands were, by now, under my shirt, massaging my breasts. When he said the word noise, he gave my nipples a little tweak. He pinched and squeezed hard and said into my ear, "Pretend that's my mouth."

I could feel George swelling as he began to rub up against my butt. He continued to massage my breasts as he nuzzled my neck.

"What do you say, baby? I've wanted you ever since you took that helmet off and tossed those red curls at me."

I turned toward him, and threw my arms around his neck. God, his cock was so hard and so big, all I could think of was getting him inside of me.

He picked me up and I wrapped my legs tightly around him, feeling that pulsing, hard cock. I went to lick his neck when I opened my eyes and there it was--Jesus in his bloody glory.

I groaned and George pulled me tighter.

"NO, I can't, damn it!"

"What do you mean, you can't?"

"Turn around."

"Oh Christ!"

"Yeah. I just...can't."

"Okay swap spots, I don't care. I just want to fuck my wife. It's not like there's anything wrong with that."

"But I went to Catholic School."

"So, come on, turn around."

We switched places and George unbuttoned my blouse, his roving tongue and teeth biting at my bra as he found and began nibbling my perky, taut buds.

God, he had the best mouth and tongue. He swirled his tongue round a nipple, sending little electric shots of pleasure throughout my body.

I grabbed his head and pulled him in closer as he lapped and sucked. I could feel the wetness pooling and soaking into my panties and knew that I would ruin the leather of my jeans if I didn't remove them soon.

I fumbled with my fly and shimmied out of my jeans. During that exercise, I noticed from out of the corner of my eye, that Jesus's eyes were following me. "For fuck's sake, Goose, look at ME, not him. I'M the one fucking you."

"I know, I know. I just can't help it. But your tongue is so damned good."

I pushed him down onto the twin bed. "I want to show you what I can do," I said, going for his zipper. "I just have to focus."

"Baby please, please focus," he said and guided my mouth to his hardness. "Come on woman, suck me hard. Bite me! Make me hurt for you. Fuck me till I'm empty."

My lips and tongue were all over George when in the growing darkness, I heard what sounded like a bunch of banshees screaming from hell. An old pump organ began to play from the big house. With all the windows open, there was no way we could NOT hear it.

"And he walks with me and he talks with me," a voice wavered.

"You've got to be shitting me!" George exclaimed.

I opened my mouth and George's cock fell out. "This is not happening!" he exclaimed, his beautiful hardness slowly receding like a wave.

From "In the Garden," she moved on to "The Old Rugged Cross."

I stared at George and we couldn't help ourselves. We laughed so hard, that I couldn't stop.

"I have an idea," George said, closing the windows. "If I do you from behind, neither one of us can see the...painting and well...she can't hear over her wavering."

"Let's do it," I said, getting on my hands and knees on that tiny twin bed and shoving my ass in George's face.

"That's my girl," he said and slapped my ass with a ringing crack.

As the muffled sounds of church hymns accompanied our furious fucking and the sacred heart looked on, the choirs of heavenly hosts sang Alleluia as I came in a gush and George banged me like a college boy with a trollop.

"How great thy art, how GREAAAAAAAT thou art!"

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