"Hey, it's a gal thing!"
A hot girlfriend, expecting a different answer, asks her insensitive and self-centered boyfriend his favorite sexual act.
Knowing full well his answer, I asked my handsome boyfriend, my gorgeous lover, what was his favorite sexual act to do with me. Immediately, without giving it any thought he responded.
"Blow job. I love it when you blow me." He reached out his finger and touched my lips. "Oh, yeah, I love cumming in your mouth. I love it when you deep throat me, take me in deep, and swallow me."
His immediate response, as well as his selfish answer, surprised me. I figured, certainly, that his favorite sexual act to do with me was to eat me or when we have intercourse spending the day or the night making love in bed, on the living room carpet, in the bathroom, on the kitchen table, out on the back lawn, in the swimming pool or on the pool table. Nonetheless, I persevered.
"Okay, calm down, Tiger. I am surprised that blowing you is your favorite sexual act to do with me but, certainly, I believe it, since you responded so quickly." I twirled my curly, blonde hair in my fingers while looking up at his big, brown eyes giving him my sexiest look. "What is your next favorite sexual act to do with me?"
I knew, now, that he would either respond that he loved sucking my pussy or making love with me along with all the intimacy that it encompasses, kissing, touching, feeling, fondling, and caressing. My boyfriend is such a great kisser. I love feeling his lips and tongue all over my body. I love it when his kisses flow from my lips, to my neck, to my breasts, trail down my stomach, flowing down and back up my legs, until; finally, he spends time filling my pussy with his wet kisses and hot licks before plunging his long, thick cock deep inside of me and fucking me until I have orgasm after orgasm.
"That's easy. My second favorite sexual act to do with you is when you go down on me."
"Really!" I could feel my blue eyes bulge out with his self-regarding answer. I took a deep breath and relaxed my temper. "But, Honey, you already said that. You must really like it when I do that for you, huh?"
"Yes, I love it when you unzip me, take out my cock, and take your time with it." He reached out and touched my lips again with his index finger. "Oh, yeah, I love when you wear that ruby red lip gloss and get your lipstick on my dipstick."
I always thought that he enjoyed giving rather than receiving. Then, I remembered Christmas and birthdays when I am exceedingly generous to him and I am the one who gives rather than the one who receives. It is funny how you really do not know a person until you ask them some probing questions about their likes, dislikes, and preferences. Last Christmas he bought me a scarf and I bought him a complete wardrobe of clothes, including cologne and jewelry.
Even though my boyfriend is a big, dopey guy, I love him and I knew that eating me or making love and having intercourse had its place in the top three, so I asked him again.
"Okay, Freddie, but what is your third favorite sexual act to do with me?"
I batted my long eyelashes at him and gave him a sexy smile. This time he thought a minute before responding that he loves eating me or making love to me or fucking me and I smiled in anticipation of his correct answer.
"I love it when you suck my cock."
WTF! I could feel my blue eyes turning red. Surely, he forgot that sucking my pussy or making love or fucking was one of his favorite sexual things to do with me, if not his favorite sexual thing to do with me. I took another deep breath and counted to ten, again, before responding. I rephrased my question.
"Yeah, but, Sweetie, blowing you, going down on you, and sucking your cock are all the same answers."
I reflected on his blank stare trying to think how else I could rephrase the question to penetrate his thick, one track mind.
"They are not the same answers, Donna, at all," he said, finally, with a face full of confidence. "When you blow me, giving me a blow job or giving me head, that, usually, is a quickie in the car, in the elevator, in the men's room or, I fantasize, on the 50 yard line during a Patriots game," he said laughing while unzipping his fly to see if I would take the hint, fall to my knees, and blow him. "On the other hand," he said zipping himself back when I gave him a dirty look, "going down on me is when we have more time, usually on the bed in our bedroom or a swanky hotel during one of our vacations," he smiled that smile when he thinks that he knows everything. "Sucking my cock is when you are horny and just want to quickly satisfy your sexual urges while satisfying mine, too."
This guy is reading way too many stories on Literotica if he believes that women would rather give a blow job than to have her pussy eaten or to have intercourse or to get fucked. He really needs a reality check.
"Dearest, I love having your cock in my mouth but blowing you, going down on you, and sucking your cock is, trust me on this, more for you than it is for me," I said returning the smile that he smiles when he thinks that he knows everything. "Think of it as an appetizer before the main course or think of it as a sexy treat after you have taken care of me." He looked dumbstruck. "Now, let me ask you, again. When you are trying to please me and get me off, what is your fourth favorite sexual thing to do with me?"
He thought again before responding and, as if a lightning bolt illuminated his mind, he responded with lusty eagerness.
