It was 7pm in the Bronx. Ben and Sam had gone to stay overnight with their school pal , Joey. They had just eaten most everything in Mrs. Marianetti's icebox. And now they were looking for some mischief to get into.
"We could raid your dad's liquor cabinet!" suggested Sam.
"Nah, he has only got beer in the icebox and he knows just how many there are left." replied Joey.
"Hey did you hear about Hank getting busted at school today with a couple of joints?" said Ben. "Wish we had got a couple of him before he got busted."
"Hell yeah," said Joey "we coulda got stoned and watched TV or gone on the net into a chat room or something."
"That would make for an interesting night." said Sam with a smile.
"Hell we don't need to get stoned to do that." replied Ben. "Let's make up a profile and go into the romance chat rooms."
"Cool" both the other boys replied.
So they set to, getting what they would need for their profile.
"I got a picture of my dad on his mate's Harley that was taken when I was about 4. It would have made him about 32 and he had on jeans and a T so the clothes wont look outdated." volunteered Joey.
"Way cool" said Sam "the chicks dig guys with Harleys."
"Now what will we call him?" asked Joey.
"The Italian Stallion!!!" laughed Ben.
"Nah that's old Ben. We want something different. Something that will get the women's attention." spoke Sam authoritatively. How about hank_n_hisharley!" he suggested.
"Yeah sweet." Ben and Joey both replied.
"Better make him divorced with a little girl. That will explain my little sister in the foreground." said Joey.
"What about hobbies?" asked Ben.
Sam smiled to himself. "I've got just the thing!" he said as he started to type. The other boys watched the screen and were both smiling as well when they saw what he had typed.
'Moonlight rides on my Harley with a sweet tasting woman.'
Soon they were ready to try out their new alias.
"Okay which room shall we pick?" asked Sam.
"Thirties love sounds good" answered Joey, "Hank is thirty two." he added laughing.
So Sam clicked on the room. They were soon flirting in the room while checking out the profiles. They had already checked out about five when they noticed a new woman come into the room. Her name was Cleos_double and as they had been just studying Egyptian history that day, they all smiled at each other.
"Check her out, Sam" piped up Ben. But Sam was already ahead of him and her profile soon came onto the screen.
"She looks hot." said Ben and Sam and Joey just nodded agreement with their jaws gaping at the sight of a foxy looking Aussie chick. Tanned and blonde with legs that went all the way up. They couldn't help but drool. Finally they were able to pull their eyes away from her photo to check out wot she had written.
"30 years old" said Joey "Just the right age for Hank."
"From Queensland" added Ben. "Isn't that where Mom and Dad had their honeymoon?" he asked Sam.
"Yeah" said Sam "on the Gold Coast. Dad said there was some great beaches there and I bet that is where that photo was taken. Look at the surf behind her."
But it was hard for the boys to look at the surf with this great looking chick staring out at them. Not to mention the miniscule bikini she had on.
"Wow" said Sam "we gotta try and get onto this woman. She is soooooooo hot."
So he whispered her.
'Hi sexy!' he typed. "Great opening line" said Joey sarcastically.
"Well you want to see if you can do better?" said Sam.
Cleos_double typed back a tentative hi.
Sam carried on typing. Just general conversation, asking her about Australia. Her likes and dislikes. He told her a little about 'Hank'. Meanwhile the other two boys were nudging him and urging him to ask if she wanted to cyber. Finally Sam typed in "Would you like to cyber?"
They all nearly wet their pants when she typed back that she would but that she had never cybered before.
"Oh my God" said Sam "What will we do now? I don't know how to cyber either."