It was 7pm in the Bronx. Ben and Sam had gone to stay overnight with their school pal , Joey. They had just eaten most everything in Mrs. Marianetti's icebox. And now they were looking for some mischief to get into.
"We could raid your dad's liquor cabinet!" suggested Sam.
"Nah, he has only got beer in the icebox and he knows just how many there are left." replied Joey.
"Hey did you hear about Hank getting busted at school today with a couple of joints?" said Ben. "Wish we had got a couple of him before he got busted."
"Hell yeah," said Joey "we coulda got stoned and watched TV or gone on the net into a chat room or something."
"That would make for an interesting night." said Sam with a smile.
"Hell we don't need to get stoned to do that." replied Ben. "Let's make up a profile and go into the romance chat rooms."
"Cool" both the other boys replied.
So they set to, getting what they would need for their profile.
"I got a picture of my dad on his mate's Harley that was taken when I was about 4. It would have made him about 32 and he had on jeans and a T so the clothes wont look outdated." volunteered Joey.
"Way cool" said Sam "the chicks dig guys with Harleys."
"Now what will we call him?" asked Joey.
"The Italian Stallion!!!" laughed Ben.
"Nah that's old Ben. We want something different. Something that will get the women's attention." spoke Sam authoritatively. How about hank_n_hisharley!" he suggested.
"Yeah sweet." Ben and Joey both replied.
"Better make him divorced with a little girl. That will explain my little sister in the foreground." said Joey.
"What about hobbies?" asked Ben.
Sam smiled to himself. "I've got just the thing!" he said as he started to type. The other boys watched the screen and were both smiling as well when they saw what he had typed.
'Moonlight rides on my Harley with a sweet tasting woman.'
Soon they were ready to try out their new alias.
"Okay which room shall we pick?" asked Sam.
"Thirties love sounds good" answered Joey, "Hank is thirty two." he added laughing.
So Sam clicked on the room. They were soon flirting in the room while checking out the profiles. They had already checked out about five when they noticed a new woman come into the room. Her name was Cleos_double and as they had been just studying Egyptian history that day, they all smiled at each other.
"Check her out, Sam" piped up Ben. But Sam was already ahead of him and her profile soon came onto the screen.