"Jesus Freaks!" yelled a heckler, during Daniel's first public preaching session with Matthew and the other members of their group.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me," he replied, defiantly.
This may have been a mistake, as, no sooner were the words out of his mouth when a large stone hit him in the forehead sending a warm trickle of blood down into his right eye.
"That kind of thing happens all the time," Matthew explained afterwards. "They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good. They'll stone you just like they said they would. They'll stone you when you're trying to go home. They'll stone you when you're there all alone. In fact, I think eventually everyone must get stoned."
"Our Lord tried to prevent stonings," explained Simon, another of their group. "The people would be preparing to stone to death an adulterer or a prostitute and He would say to them, 'Let he among you who is without sin, cast the first stone.'"
"A prostitute?" asked Daniel. "What's a prostitute?"
"A prostitute," explained Matthew, "is a woman who allows men to have sex with her in return for money."
"Really?" Daniel asked, counting out the meagre collection of coins that he could find in his pocket. "Where can I find such a woman, and how much is she likely to charge?"
"No, no, you misunderstand," explained Matthew quickly. "While it is wrong to stone such women to death, it is also wrong to make use of their services."
"Oh," replied Daniel disappointedly, wondering if he would ever find a women in whom to deposit his white cream.
That evening, Matthew had to go to a secret meeting. Women where not allowed, and Daniel, being a newcomer to the group was not welcome either.