Note: All of this is 100% a joke and only a joke. If you don't like jokes please turn back. Nothing serious is in this story. If you are easily offended then this is not the story for you.
All characters are over the age of 73 1/2. Except for the ones who are just older than 18, which is all of them.
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Weeeee! Weeeee! Weeee!
I'm having so much fun at Fuck Mountain. I've fucked so much here. I've fucked Asian Girls, Black Girls, White Girls and more. Name a race and I've probably fucked it. Except for Aboriginals, not many of those at Fuck Mountain. I think it's because Fuck Mountain's in Colorado, and not Australia.
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Ah man there's a hot blonde. Can I fuck her?
I sure can. And away we fuck.
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It sure was a good fuck. Quite glad I had it.
So much to do at Fuck Mountain. So much to see. Not really though. Mainly we just fuck at Fuck Mountain. But fucking's cool though.
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Ah man there's a hot brunette. Can I fuck her?
No I can't.
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She's just not interested in me. There must be someone else I can fuck. Oh boy it's Susan Sarandon. She and Tim Robbins are broken up. I think I can fuck her.
I can and I do. Fuck Mountain is such a magical place.
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My life's been so good since I came to Fuck Mountain. I've done so much fucking here. I hope I never have to leave.
What's that? I will? In three days? Ah well that's a bit of a bummer but it was better to have gone to Fuck Mountain than to never have Fuck Mountain'd at all.
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I love Fuck Mountain! It's so much better than Not Fuck Mountain. I didn't get fucked at all at Not Fuck Mountain. Getting fucked is so much better than not getting fucked, I can tell you that.
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What's that? That lady I thought was Susan Sarandon was actually my Mom? Oh man, how embarrassing. Guess Thanksgiving's going to be awkward this year... And every year after that.
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I wish I had enough money to go to Fuck Island. That place is an island where you can fuck. Instead I only have enough to go to Fuck Mountain. Don't get me wrong, Fuck Mountain's good and all but it's not an island. See what the difference is?
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