-I've decided to start writing my dreams down. They're usually always sexual, but some are so bizarre I have to share them here. --bluefox07
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I am the banana.
I am the delicious, long, thick virile banana. I sit in the bowl on a lovely mahogany table with all my friends. Here is the mango, and the juicy orange coupled with some sumptuous red apples. Why, there are even some tart green apples (you saucy little teases, you) and a sensual peach. Still, amongst all these amazing choices and temptations, I remain a banana. I am bold and yellow against my cousins, and I wait to be chosen.
You want me, don't you?
You can't resist.
In comes a beautiful blonde woman. She is exquisitely gorgeous, long wavy golden hair with alabaster skin and the greenest eyes I have ever seen. The fact that, as a banana, I can't possible have eyes to look on her with is not lost on me. Yet, I look anyway. Her body is trim, her bosom full and accentuated by a simple white, v necked top. Her hips sway rhythmically as she approaches the table. She places one slender hand to the table and the other to her chin, her delicate brows cocked in careful consideration.
She looks at me and smiles.
I am the banana, baby.