Dawn of the Horny Dead β Radio Interviews Part 1
(c) GratefulFred
"We will keep this emergency broadcast radio station on the air as long as we can. If you are just tuning in this is what we can report thus far. In just the last few hours it is estimated that several million or more sex-starved corpses are roaming the streets looking for sex. These corpses are very much dead and horny. The rumor has it that the demons in charge of processing souls for hell have walked off the job in a labor dispute and thus corpses have been returning in abundance. We repeat do not go outside your houses. One of our female callers has just reported to have sex with three zombie corpses. Let's patch her in."
"Caller. Please describe what happened to you?"
"Well it turns out that I was sunbathing outside by the pool when they came through the back door. Even though my eyes were shut I noticed something block out the sun and I figured it was just a random eclipse."
"When did you become aware that the sex starved zombies were about to attack you?" Could you describe the encounter in full detail?"
"Of course. The first thing I noticed, even though my eyes were shut, was that it really started to smell. Then I remember I left the stove on so I ran inside and shut off the pot of raw sewage I was boiling. When I returned to my lounge chair on the patio I must have forgotten my top and my beautiful breasts were exposed. Anyways I went back to working on my tan and did I mention that my husband wasn't around?"
"No you didn't. Is that important for our listeners?"
"Not really but you see he has this life insurance policy?"