In the back country of Canada, there once was a man who's job was to ride a Caterpillar. He was so good that he became know far and wide as a Master. One day, he was out riding his Cat and spied a cunt, with her head jutting out between a bush and a hard place.
He asked the Cat, "Did you see that cunt over there in the bush?"
Of course, Cats don't talk - so Master dismounted and went to investigate. The bush was thickly tangled - dense with under and overgrowth.
He called out: "Oh cunt, I say, come forth that I might go afucking!" He listened intently, heard her thirsting but the confounded cunt wouldn't appear. This meant Master must muster much muscle and break through the thick under and overgrowth. He whipped a chainsaw outta his back pocket and in a couple of seconds, stood in a secluded clearing. He'd been there before - in another fairytale. "Aren't those the bushes with dildo squash?" he muttered to himself . . . .
Feeling as though he was being watched, Master did a 360 and SAW HER . . . over there - tall, brunette with huge tits and hard, erect nipples. She was cream colored, extra padded and she wore a studded sky blue collar that said:
LOOKING FOR MASTER.
"Oh well shit," he said to himself, "my name is in fact Master . . . ."
He started to step forward but stopped, because it wasn't right for him to do. Using his noggin, he decided to make the cunt obey.
"Cunt, I am Master . . . COME!" he pointed sharply to the ground at his feet. She looked at him with brown doe eyes, but didn't budge. He could see she was a horny cunt, for sparkling rivulets of excitement oozed down her inner thighs. Oh GOD, he must have her but how will he get her to come to him? If he lunges forward, she'll surely run.
"Cunt, I am Master! Does this not mean anything to you?" He whipped out his wallet and shuffled through it until he found a well used credit card. He held the card at arms length so she could clearly see the title:
MASTERCARD. Can she read, he wondered.
Her head craned forward and a toe inched out. YES! She sees I *AM* Master!, he thought."That's it, come to me my pretty slut . . ." he cooed. Cunt moved forward, then made a b-line left toward a dildo bush - snapping off the largest, longest squash she could reach.
Oh, this just about did Master in . . . he knew he was in for a show now.
He quickly peeled his clothes off, excitement lapping at his arteries as he fell against a tree to watch. The cunt scooped up some sparkling oozement from her inner lift thigh and buttered the dildo proper. She spread her legs wide, then held the dildo out toward Master and said, "Fuck me, please?"
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