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Conversation Partner

Conversation Partner

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Conversation Partner

Years ago and before much technology arrived on the scene, senior year at my university rolled around and it turns out that I needed one year of foreign language to graduate. Not thrilled with the idea, I scanned through the syllabus and stumbled across Japanese 101. Hopscotch forward several weeks and I found myself sitting in a freshman level Japanese's language class, a course that I actually grew to enjoy.

Speaking Japanese turned out to be much easier than I anticipated, so progression came rather quickly. But to improve my skills, the instructor, a small Japanese man of about thirty, suggested that we students seek out and work with a language partner. We Americans would teach Japanese students English while they taught us Japanese.

Before you know it, I had posted a paper in the student union building seeking a female language partner. I decided rather quickly that if I was going to spend considerable time with another person, I wanted that person to be a female whom I might want to bang. I got a call the next day.

Riko, a thirty-six year old mother of a maniacal four-year old, and I first met up in the SUB to practice our languages on each other. Her English was better than my Japanese so we usually just sat there and spoke English. It was a pretty good deal for Riko. However, I eventually earned Riko's trust and switched to meeting in her small apartment where we would again speak mostly in English. My reasoning was that she needed to learn English more than I needed to learn Japanese because she had to function in a society with limited English skills.

Bada Bing, Yada Yada Yada, however you want to mark the passage of time, and I found my face buried in her crotch. Though, it did take me a while to get into her pants. Apparently, it's a bigger step from merely stopping by for a couple hours of language training to sticking my tongue in her pussy. Go figure. But I did and that's all that mattered. It was a great trade. All I had to do was speak English, something I already did pretty well, and I got to lick a very fine vagina. I'll teach around the clock to eat some muff. Then there was the matter of penetration.

Up to that point in my life. I had been lucky enough to never use a condom and had no idea how to use one. Then out of the blue, Riko pulled a couple blue condoms out of her purse and in very broken English said something along the lines of, "How would you like to take me into the bedroom and fuck me hard, you magnificent stallion.?"

Actually, she sorta waved a condom in the air and nodded to the bedroom, which I understood well enough. When it comes to sex, I can speak all manner of languages, especially, if they include a condom and a nod towards the bedroom. I see the condom and automatically hear, "How'd you like to fuck me?" to which I reply, Si senorita or Hai or perhaps Da or even a simple yes. I'm a fluent motherfucker when it comes to sex.

With Riko's maniac son in daycare, we stripped naked and started to get in bed but Riko had an issue that she needed resolved. After searching the dictionary, along with some mimicking, Riko wanted me to take a shower before we had sex. A shower before sex, I thought, is the key to me fucking this thirty-six year old hottie. I couldn't get in that shower fast enough. If a shower was the key to me banging my language partner, sign me the fuck up, I'll take showers all day long if it meant sex, and at only twenty-three, I was ready to go six or seven times a day.

Of course, I might need some lotion to combat the dry skin from all those showers. However, it turned out that one shower was good for sex all day, not unlike a stamp on the back of your hand was good for all-day entry into an arcade of something.

To say that Riko was shy was to suggest that the Joker had easily-diagnosed mental issues. She was shy. Trust me on this, I say. I mean the door shut, blinds closed and everything done under the covers. For an Asian woman, she had nice size breasts, which I cheated and pulled back the sheet so I could look at her full bosom. Riko was embarrassed by my rule violation but eventually conceded when she realized how much I liked to look at her breasts. Then came showtime. It was time for penetration - one of my favorite words. Penetration. Say it with me, reader. Penetration. This, of course, was done all under the blankets. I think the less she saw of my cock the better. Did I mention that she was shy?

So there we were with me lying flat on my back and Riko fumbled with the condom under the covers. Being slimy the way condoms are, I could tell she wasn't thrilled to handle it so I gently took it and slid it down my cock. However, I didn't know that a user is supposed to pinch the end of the condom then slide the rest down so the pinched part created a reservoir for cum to collect in. It also allows the condom to slide back and forth on the head to increase stimulation and eventually lead to orgasm.

Neither Riko nor I knew the trick of the trade so I just went ahead and slid that bad boy down me. Even then, I knew the missionary style would be my best position to get sex. As mentioned above, Riko was terribly shy, so I didn't envision propping her ass up in the air anytime soon so I could get her from behind. Mistakenly, I imagined propping her ass up and giving her right cheek a smart slap and chuckled.

"What funny?" ask Riko, already embarrassed.

I instantly felt terrible and wracked my brain for something to say that would set her mind at ease. "I'm just glad to be here with you," I said, hoping the words would calm her nerves. The ruse worked and I slid between her legs close enough that she surprised me by taking hold of my cock and guiding me in the tightest pussy I had ever been in..

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And I would like to take a moment to expound on my talk of the tightness of Riko's vagina. I'm not saying this to be erotic or pornographic or to exaggerate the size of my wiener. I am simply making a statement. She actually had the tightest vagina I had ever felt even after she bore a maniacal baby.

Muscles pressed in from the front and back of her vagina. They pressed together tightly and made lasting very long impossible. Riko had an uncommonly tight vagina. I say this after having been with a few more partners since and before then. And there was no smell at all. Legs splayed apart with my face ensconced in them and I inhaled. There was no smell. That was a welcome serendipity. Not that other women's nether regions stink. I'm merely making an observation

Because I put the condom on wrong, I couldn't cum. I pumped and pumped and pumped and pumped to no avail. Finally, I wore myself out and had to stop.

"What's wrong," asked Riko

"I can't cum," I replied, not even sure Riko knew what cum meant.

Exhausted, I withdrew from Riko and laid next to her. I was painfully aware that she thought she was the reason I couldn't cum. And I was right.

"I'm sorry," said Riko and went silent.

"It's not you," I tried to assure her and wracked my brain for what to do. Then it came to me. There was no reason to let those magnificent breasts go to waste, I thought, and removed the condom from my still hard dick. I read an article years before that provided sex advice for when a woman was on her period and wouldn't allow her partner to engage in sex. The article explained how a guy could use her armpit or breasts to get off. I took one look at those voluptuous breasts and set my plan in motion. "Do you have any baby oil?" I asked but Riko didn't understand the question.

"Baby what?" she asked me haltingly,

"Baby oil," I said again but didn't receive a reply and knew I needed to act fast or sexy time was going to end. "How about Vaseline?" I tried with little hope but Riko understood Vaseline and replied in the affirmative.

"Would you please go get it?" I asked slowly.

I could tell Riko wasn't sure what I had in mind but got up slowly and went into the bathroom for the Vaseline. I feared that she thought I wanted to engage in anal sex, which I did, but knew she wouldn't be down with anything that had to do with her ass. She was painfully shy but would lay down the law when it came to sticking my wiener in her butt. Moment later, Riko returned with a small container of Vaseline and slid under the covers.

"What this for?" she asked in her broken English.

"I want to have sex with your breasts," I said in hopes that she understood what I said. Over the course of the last couple of weeks, about the time I started going down on her, I taught her a few words like cock and hardon that she was to use only with. "Don't ever say cock, hardon or pussy with anybody else." However, I tended to use penis, vagina and breasts to avoid being too vulgar.

"whaaat?" asked Riko, drawing out the word to show her confusion at breast sex..

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I got up on my knees next to Riko, pointed to her breasts, simulated pressing them together around my hard cock and thrust my hips back and forth to indicate what I had in mind.

"I don't know," said Riko, unsure of my master plan. She was uncomfortable even touching my cock to the point where she wouldn't even give me a handjob. Squeezing her breasts around my cock seemed to be a bridge too far. But then she surprised me. "You can do if you want," And boy howdy did I want. Giddy and feeling slightly guilty, I took the Vaseline from her hand and removed the lid.

Then rather sheepishly, I proceeded to smear Vaseline along the length of my cock, replaced the lid and placed the container on the bedside table. Out of extreme curiosity, Riko only lay quietly and stared at what I was doing. Then it was showtime so I slung a leg over her stomach, got on all fours and dropped my groin down to where my cock rested between her breasts. "Press your hands together around my penis," I instructed her gently.

"I don't know," she replied hesitantly but I had passed the Rubicon. Either she did as I asked or I was going to excuse myself to the bathroom to rub one out painfully aware that doing so would upset Riko. I knew she wanted to satisfy me but wasn't at all educated in the world of sex.

"Just press your breasts around my penis," I again instructed, afraid that my chances of getting off were slowly ebbing away. Not for the first time, I wondered how Riko had become pregnant and entertained the idea that immaculate conception was a thing. There was no way she was going to be down with me cumming on her neck.

But then very hesitantly, Riko placed a hand on each side of her bosom and mashed her sizable breasts together around my cock. "Like that?" she asked nervously.

"Perfect," I replied and began to thrust my cock through her breasts. There was just enough light in the room to watch as the head of my cock poked in and out through the top of her breasts and excited me to the point of a quick ejaculation. I didn't want to cum so fast but I had gotten too close. I had to cum. Right on the precipice, I clenched my entire body to avoid cumming, lost the battle then sprayed cum all over Riko's face and hair. A little even got on her neck.

"Uh," said Riko, not at all aware how much cum now covered her face.

"Just stay still," I said, not sure whether or not she even understood me. Quick as a bunny, I dismounted her and dashed into the bathroom where I snagged a towel off of the shelf over the toilet. Towel in hand, I raced back to the bedroom where Riko now lay quivering.

At a distance, I once saw a man have an epileptic seizure and could only stand and watch as two of our co-workers dropped to their knees and held him so he wouldn't hit his face or head on any chairs or desks. It was a traumatic event and one that I will never forget. I don't mean to exaggerate, but Riko was having a similar attack as she lay shaking uncontrollably.

"It on my face?" she nearly screamed.

"Lie still," I instructed her, hopped onto the bed and began to wipe my copious load of cum off of her face as she continued to convulse uncontrollably. A wide stream of cum had landed in her left eye and turned it into a gooey mess. She looked to have the world's worst case of conjunctivitis. Each time she blinked, it seemed to make matters worse.

"Wipe," she pleaded, surprising me that she even knew the word.

"I'm almost done," I said, unable to clean a generous gob of cum out of her black hair.

"It in my hair?" asked Riko incredulously, with her hands spread out wide in the international sign of "what the fuck?" One might have thought an alien from the movie was about to explode from her chest. But slowly she began to relax and allow me to clean her up. But then she'd had enough with my effort and sprinted to the bathroom. Seconds later, I could hear the shower begin to run. And that, my friend, was the first and last time I ever had boob sex with my conversation partner. But after much patience, I worked out the bugs in my condom issue and started to enjoy vaginal sex.

Several months later, I graduated, and after a tearful goodbye, I reluctantly returned to where I grew up and began a laborious job search. To this day, I hope Riko and Kenta are doing well.

The End

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