What am I doing here? Legs splayed open on a gyno table, feet spread in the stirrups, knees up, hospital gown pulled well above my hips, feeling extremely vulnerable and exposed under the watchful eyes of the doctor and her assistant. Wired to a TENS machine with sliders, lights, and leads enough to make a DJ's mixer board jealous, with a dozen needle electrodes in my dick and surrounding terrain, and a half dozen more stick on electrode pads where I wouldn't agree to a needle. As the electric pulses hit, and my dick went twitchy, while my balls began to dance, I had to question my sanity.
As with so many misadventures, it all began with a woman, and a seemingly attractive opportunity. My girlfriend of the time, a med student, informed me she'd spotted a notice at the teaching hospital, asking for male volunteers for a genital nerve study. She'd thoughtfully brought home the contact info, saying
( with disturbing glee )..."It could be right up your alley... and they pay well..."
Without thinking much ( obviously, or I wouldn't be telling this story ) I called to set up an appointment. After getting a description of the test protocol, really only hearing..."$75 payment for the complete hour" and..."an injection that will cause an erection"... I was committed. I'm sure the nice lady on the phone went into much more detail, but those were the salient points so far as I was concerned. I told myself this was a chance to wear the edges off my needle phobia, and get paid for doing it. I'll admit I
have a bit of a kink for medical play as the "hapless victim". Also, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist. Not that any of this had any bearing on my decision.
Yeah, right.
All the prep and testing was done very clinically and professionally. I was never alone with either Dr. Wang ( yes, really ) or her assistant. They were both always gloved, and did an antiseptic wipe down in the areas where the needles would be inserted. I was given a copy of the study, with its goals and scope, to read and sign, and an overview of the day's test protocol. The Doc stressed several times that I needed to complete the full hour to get paid, did I understand that?
Jeez..how bad could it be?
Dr. Wang and her assistant would install all the electrodes, then the doc would run a calibration test, program the TENS console with the nerve conductance test she wanted that day, and run it. Then her assistant would inject the base of my dick with the injection cocktail, leave the room for the five minutes it took to take full effect, and the doc would run the test again. She was trying to show that electrical resistance of the penile nerves was reduced ( or conductivity enhanced ) as a result of erection ( leading to increased sensitivity) as well as testing various drug blends for effectiveness in inducing erection under stressful conditions.
It wasn't that bad... if you happen to be somewhat masochistic, with a fetish for medical play. Watching my dick swell, post injection, expanding from "hiding from the needles tiny, to "oooohhh, this feels gooood", fully inflated in a matter of minutes, with zero stimulation, was utterly bizarre. Very much a.... " is that thing mine?"...experience. I wouldn't have thought I could even get an erection with a dick full of needles ( tiny, thin needles, but still...)
I was wrong.