Life had not been good to Emil Langois. At forty-two he looked closer to sixty. His hair had left in his twenty's. He let the sides grow very long, and combed the hair over, thin greasy strands topped a shiny, balding pate.
His physique most resembled an eggplant. Narrow at the top and wider at the bottom. His complexion was oily and at times he sweated until his shirt was soaked with perspiration.
Langois took water conservation seriously, or so it was rumored. He took a bath on Sunday morning, before church, and that was it for bathing for the week. He doused himself in cologne in an effort to cover up the body odor, but the only result was he smelled like a stinky Parisian wearing cheap cologne.
But, this is not how Emil saw himself. He viewed himself as being better than most. After all he was from Paris. He neglected to say he was from the slummier side of Saint Denis. He thought he was handsome, witty, and charming. Did not the women at the plant smile at him?
To be fair, yes, they did smile in his direction when he handed out the bi-weekly paychecks.
There were several he would like to bonk, especially the hot Italian girl, Sofia. The way she looked at him in the mornings when he would take his coffee with the girls. He knew she wanted him. If only his wife would go visit her sister for a week, or better yet, a month. He could set up his small flat as his love pad and bring one of the girls home at night. Better yet, two of them. Sofia and Marlena, both had big breasts.
The thought made his manhood begin to swell. The phone rang, and the fantasy in his head and the swelling vanished. "Oui, oui." He rolled his eyes as he listened to his supervisor. Last week's numbers were not good. They would have a meeting to discuss how to meet the ever increasing quotas.
He looked at the time, the girls would be on break. His desktop computer showed the CCTV system for this area of the factory. He found the camera with the view of the area where the women were having their break.
"Grande patate," muttered Sofia as she ate a banana.
Avril nodded, "He's so gross, I almost puked when he walked into the kitchen, doesn't he ever bathe?"
"I think before church on Sunday, at least that's what I heard," answered Marlena.
C'est une grosse bite, c'est sΓ»r," laughed Sofia.
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"Damn these cameras," Emil fumed, "Damn the machinery making too much fucking noise. How am I supposed to hear what they are saying?"
Did he hear that right? Did Sofia say he had a big cock? Well, it was almost 12cm. He measured diligently each time he masturbated to see if he had gotten any longer. He was hoping that the cock cream he had purchased from the internet would start showing results.
"Can you imagine putting that thing in your mouth?" Elise almost choked on her tea.
The three other girls went "Eww" and shivered.
"She wants my cock in her mouth? "Emil licked his lips as he watched the other girls' reaction. He thought they looked like they were excited at the thought.
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"Have you noticed when we take our lunch by the mixers he always seems to mention something we've talked about?" Avril asked.
Sofia nodded as she stood up. "Last week we mentioned flowers, and the next day he asks what flowers he should buy for our date."
"You have a date with him?" Marlena sounded incredulous.
"Fuck no!" exclaimed Sofia. "Never in a million years with him. Besides, I have a boyfriend."
Elise shivered as she added," The thought of him touching me might send me to the convent."
"Sister Elise of the most holy order of the sacred Vagina," Avril laughed.
Elise laughed and threw a cleaning rag at Avril.
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Emil had all but forgotten getting spurned last week by Sofia. He didn't care that she had a boyfriend. After all, they weren't married. To him that simply meant she was still fair game, and available. The fact that he himself was married was immaterial.
He was a man that got what he wanted, a man that refused to take no for an answer. At least this is how he saw the constant compromises he made with his wife. Some may have termed it "giving in to her every demand."
Regardless, he did enjoy Italian cuisine. What better after a meal of pasta and a bottle of grappa than some fresh, sweet Italian pussy. There would be no raincoat for his little soldier. What was the American term, bareback? He would sow his, up until now, infertile seed deep within her, He rubbed his crotch as he daydreamed about sex with Sofia.
Elise poked Sofia, and whispered, "Look, the pig is playing with himself at his desk."
"Disgusting," Sofia pretended to wretch. "His hands are small, like a little boy."
"Oui, mon ami," Elise replied, "Petite mains, petite bite."
"Do you know what his poor wife says during sex with him?" Sofia tried to keep a straight face.
"No, what?"
"Is it in yet?" Sofia burst out laughing.
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Sofia walked in the employee's entrance and headed to the kitchen to get a cappuccino before work. She groaned, she could already smell him. For the past month he would show up in the kitchen and try to hit on the women before it was time to clock in.
She rolled her eyes and held her breath as he approached. She muttered under her breath, "Mother of God, why doesn't he ever bathe?"
As he spoke, she wondered if he didn't oil his face. That much greasiness couldn't be natural. He looked like he was expecting a reply from her. She had been too busy wondering about his complexion to listen.
"Excusez-moi?" Sofia answerd in an annoyed tone.
"I said," repeated Emil, "My wife will be out of town next week, and I was thinking we could go out for dinner, and some drinks, and..." His eyebrows appeared to have a fit of epilepsy. Emil thought it looked seductive.
"I have a boyfriend, I have told you this before,"
"So?" Emil shrugged his shoulders.
"You are married,"
"She doesn't need to know." And again his eyebrows writhed.
Sofia glanced at the clock and gave it a wistful look, eighteen long minutes until she had to clock in.
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The girls took their morning break, careful to make sure they were out of view from any of the cameras.
"And then he said, we French, we know the language of love." Avril took a sip of her tea.
Sofia rolled her eyes. "He tried to ask me out." She paused and with emphasis added, "Again!"
"How did you manage to say no?" teased Marlena.
Sofia shook her head, "You're lucky Monsieur Patate has met your husband, especially in his Federal Police uniform."
Marlene laughed, "I thought he was going to shit his pants when Henri came to pick me up that day."