Someone was foolish enough to post a comment asking for more Captain Erotica. I respond well to such encouragement. This story can be read independently of the other Captain Erotica story.
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Dick was sitting at his desk in the police station, with his hands in his palms, when Mike the janitor came into the office to empty the bin.
"What's the matter, Detective Rubb?" asked Mike.
"It's this investigation I'm working on," replied Dick. "Men are turning up dead all over the city. Every one of them has been suffocated while having the strongest orgasm of his life. Police Commissioner Unrealistic Expectations wants answers, but we have no leads at all."
"I'm sure you'll manage it," assured Mike, as he left.
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As soon as he finished emptying the bins on the floor, Mike hurried down to the basement. Little did Dick know, but mild mannered Mike was also Captain Erotica, a super hero empowered by alien technology, with a mission to help the people of planet Earth.
Mike knew that the secret to tracking down this killer was to focus on the orgasms. There is no orgasm without sexual arousal and strong orgasms take strong sexual arousal. The police had no way of locating sexual arousal, but Mike thought he could do it by linking the Arouse-atron with the Perve-O-Scope.
A few simple connections and he would be able to generate a map of all the sexual arousal in the city. But alas, the entire screen glowed brightly.
"Sexual arousal all over the city," Mike mused. "There's a lot of people thinking about it, but I'm afraid not nearly so many actually getting some. But I have to focus, for the sake of those poor men getting a bit - no a much - too much!"
Mike focused his effort on focussing the sexual arousal scanner. He removed female sexual arousal, then he removed sexually frustrated arousal. The map began to clear.
There was one large point at the east end of the city. On his computer, he called up Goggle Maps [Editor - all internet applications are fictional, and any resemblance to real world applications is purely coincidental]. It showed the location as the city's university campus.
"Hmm, a lot of extracurricular activity," muttered Mike. "I don't think this is what I'm looking for."
Mike continued to fine tune the scanner, until he could see dots representing men in a high state of sexual arousal. One of these dots was steadily growing, much more than it should.
"That dot looks like it will be one mighty orgasm when it erupts," said Mike. "I think it is what I'm looking for." [Editor - yes, I know Mike keeps ending his sentences with prepositions]
"Time to change into my super hero costume!" Mike dropped his jeans to the floor, stepped out of them, and whipped off his underpants. He pulled his jeans back on, then put his underwear back on over the top. "Now to the cock-mobile!"
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Mike sped through the streets in his large cock shaped car, designed specifically to insert itself into any hole in the traffic. He soon arrived at his destination - a modest apartment building. He could see a light on in the third floor apartment that was his goal. He hit a button and his ejaculator seat flung him into the air. He grabbed the railing of the fire escape, and clambered up to the window, which was slightly ajar. He pushed the window fully open and jumped into the room.
Facing him was a naked woman kneeling on the edge of a double bed, leaning over a naked man lying on his back in front of the woman.
She was a chubby woman, but what was most noticeable were her phenomenally large breasts. They were like two baby elephants, but pink instead of grey, and with dinner plate sized areolas instead of baby elephant faces, and large nipples instead of trunks. Also, they were not leathery like elephants, but soft, like comfortable beanbags on which midget porn directors might sit.
The woman was using these adorable fun bags to caress the man on the bed. One breast was in his face, as he tried to lick and suck on it. The other was rubbing his cock, making it grow to an enormous erection. In an instant, Mike could see where this would end - his cock aroused beyond measure would explode with joy, while the woman smothered the man with her other breast.
"What are you doing in my apartment?!" the man said. "Get out!"
"Don't worry - I'm here to save you from her!" exclaimed Mike.
