"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our very first edition of « World's biggest muscle studs", the show that brings together the very best specimens of human virility from the four corners of the planet to compete for our 1 million dollar prize money!"
The music starts blaring, light beams scour the stage where the presenter, Randy West, clad in only a bow tie and glittering black speedos has just announced the beginning of the ceremony. Members of the public in the Longdong Festival Hall applaud and some whistles are heard as a bevy of busty bikini babes enter from both backstage sides to perform their dance routine. At the end, they line up and the spotlight moves from one babe to the other as each tears off their top to roaring applause. With a wink, the babes leave and Randy West comes back to the centre of the stage.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. As you know, preliminary contests were held all over the world and each competing country was allowed to send in one representative. We have tonight twelve studs that will compete against each other. Please welcome them!"
The audience of 5000 stands up and claps loudly as the almost-naked studs enter. Gasps are heard when eyes fall upon the bulging sizes of their white briefs. The undergarments were custom-made to fit each stud's immense package by Industrial Underwear Inc. Randy West introduces each stud in order of appearance.
"Mark Tyson, Canada, 28yo, 6ft6. Abdul Khan, India, 24yo, 5ft4. Jim Meredith, UK, 30yo, 6ft4. Patrick Lefort, France, 26yo, 6ft2. Sven Johannson, Sweden, 18yo, 5ft10. Guilherme Silva, Brasil, 25yo, 5ft8. Ewan McGregor, USA, 22yo, 5ft11. Erik Weber, Germany, 20yo, 6ft3. Dean Shephard, Australia, 23yo, 6ft2. Ricardo Pirelli, Italy, 24yo, 5ft8. John Stewart, South Africa, 21yo, 5ft6. Alexei Yurin, Russia, 19yo, 6ft5."
Each contestant strikes a pose, his muscles gleaming with sweat. The audience goes wild for the muscular horse-hung hunks. Some women at the front row tear off their panties and throw them towards the young studs. One delirious MILF manages to climb onto the stage only to be restrained by security guards. She is heard screaming the name of Sven, the Swedish contestant, imploring him to fuck her here and there as she is dragged backstage.
Randy West attempts to diffuse the growing tension.
"Well, here's one MILF who's already made up her mind as to the winner! However, let's give each contestant his chance to prove his worth with our first test." [sound of drums rolling]. "Of course, we start with a measuring contest." Turning round to the contestants, Randy West continues: "Gentlemen, drop the pouches and let's see your monster erections!"
The twelve busty bikini babes come back onstage, topless and smiling. Each is assigned to a stud, slowly pulling down his briefs, revealing the giant dangling meat inch by excrutiating inch to the sound of Joe Cocker's "You can leave your hat on".
Female cries are heard from the expective crowd. A couple of women faint and are taken care of by the medical team on site. The babes start yanking the giant fucksticks in unison to coax their respective stud into a hardon. The first male reaches the aroused state in less than ten seconds, soon followed by the others. In less than half a minute, all the young stallions are fully erect, displaying their proud manhoods in front of the TV cameras and the stunned spectators. Not a single one of them measures less than a full foot of fat, solid boymeat. Their massive balls rest heavily underneath their vertical pillars of virility. Each babe then proceeds with the measurements of both the length and circumference of the prodigious appendages. The camera zooms in on the first lady, 40yo Miranda Titsworthy, assigned to the Canadian black stallion Mark Tyson from Vancouver. She smiles at the camera and proudly announces her results: "15 and a quarter inch long, 8 and half inch around!"
Each babe follows suit in turn, the numbers being displayed on a giant screen behind the stage. The current top holder is highlighted in bright red, followed by the runner up and third-place contestant in paler shades. Points are awarded based on total volume of meat as a multiple of the average male (5 and half inch long and 4 and a quarter inch around, ie: a total of 7.9 cubic inches) with bonus points for the studs finishing in the top three spots (10, 6 and 3 points).
"Well, after our first round, Sven Johannson from Sweden is top with 34 points with his gigantic 19 and half inch long and 11 inch around penis, followed by Ewan McGregor from the US [Chant of "USA, USA" are heard in the background] on 23 points with a cock measuring 16.5 inches in length and 10 inches in circumference. Alexei Yurin is closely behind on 19 points with his whopping 17.5 by 9.5 inch teenage tubesteak!"
Young Sven beams with pride and makes his mammoth dong smack his heavy muscular pecs repeatedly for the delirious crowd. Huge drops of pre-goo erupt from his cum-cannon and splash onto his torso and shoulders. The other contestants, their massive peckers also drooling pre-cum look on with envy.