"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our very first edition of Β« World's biggest muscle studs", the show that brings together the very best specimens of human virility from the four corners of the planet to compete for our 1 million dollar prize money!"
The music starts blaring, light beams scour the stage where the presenter, Randy West, clad in only a bow tie and glittering black speedos has just announced the beginning of the ceremony. Members of the public in the Longdong Festival Hall applaud and some whistles are heard as a bevy of busty bikini babes enter from both backstage sides to perform their dance routine. At the end, they line up and the spotlight moves from one babe to the other as each tears off their top to roaring applause. With a wink, the babes leave and Randy West comes back to the centre of the stage.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. As you know, preliminary contests were held all over the world and each competing country was allowed to send in one representative. We have tonight twelve studs that will compete against each other. Please welcome them!"
The audience of 5000 stands up and claps loudly as the almost-naked studs enter. Gasps are heard when eyes fall upon the bulging sizes of their white briefs. The undergarments were custom-made to fit each stud's immense package by Industrial Underwear Inc. Randy West introduces each stud in order of appearance.
"Mark Tyson, Canada, 28yo, 6ft6. Abdul Khan, India, 24yo, 5ft4. Jim Meredith, UK, 30yo, 6ft4. Patrick Lefort, France, 26yo, 6ft2. Sven Johannson, Sweden, 18yo, 5ft10. Guilherme Silva, Brasil, 25yo, 5ft8. Ewan McGregor, USA, 22yo, 5ft11. Erik Weber, Germany, 20yo, 6ft3. Dean Shephard, Australia, 23yo, 6ft2. Ricardo Pirelli, Italy, 24yo, 5ft8. John Stewart, South Africa, 21yo, 5ft6. Alexei Yurin, Russia, 19yo, 6ft5."
Each contestant strikes a pose, his muscles gleaming with sweat. The audience goes wild for the muscular horse-hung hunks. Some women at the front row tear off their panties and throw them towards the young studs. One delirious MILF manages to climb onto the stage only to be restrained by security guards. She is heard screaming the name of Sven, the Swedish contestant, imploring him to fuck her here and there as she is dragged backstage.
Randy West attempts to diffuse the growing tension.
"Well, here's one MILF who's already made up her mind as to the winner! However, let's give each contestant his chance to prove his worth with our first test." [sound of drums rolling]. "Of course, we start with a measuring contest." Turning round to the contestants, Randy West continues: "Gentlemen, drop the pouches and let's see your monster erections!"
The twelve busty bikini babes come back onstage, topless and smiling. Each is assigned to a stud, slowly pulling down his briefs, revealing the giant dangling meat inch by excrutiating inch to the sound of Joe Cocker's "You can leave your hat on".