MONDAY (DELIVERY DAY)
The screen door slapped shut behind her husband, his lunch pail clanking as he muttered, "Be safe, Red." She grinned, leaning against the counter, sundress draping over her soft belly. "Safe," she snorted, palming her tits, cantaloupe-heavy, freckled like a cinnamon crime scene. The world called her Marla. Her lovers called her Big Red.
He knew. Of course he knew. Found her panties in the glovebox once, soaked through and stinking of truck stop cologne. He'd just sighed, tossed them in the wash, and kissed her forehead: "Happy looks good on you." Now he worked overtime--conveniently--while she preened for the delivery guy, the plumber, the entire rotary club.
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The "FURNITURE EXPRESS" truck roared into the drive at noon, its liftgate screeching. Two men: one 20, flushed and fidgeting, biceps straining his uniform; the other 70, leathery and leering, veins mapping his. "Where ya want the mattress, ma'am?" the kid squeaked.
Big Red licked her lips. "Master bedroom."
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The old-timer cornered her in the hallway, hands crunching her hips. "Ain't you a ripe melon," he rasped, breath reeking of Pall Malls. His cock, when he unzipped, was twisted--thin shaft, mushroom head purpling with age. The younger one gaped, his own monstrosity springing free--thick, straight, veins ribboning like piano wire.
"Lesson one, rookie," the old man growled, slapping Big Red's ass--THWACK--as she bent over the mattress. "Old wood burns hottest."
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The room stank of stale sweat and new latex. The old-timer plowed her from behind, knobby cock scraping her walls, while the rookie fumbled at her mouth, squeaking, "S-sorry--" as she deep-throated him to the root.
"Relax, baby," she gurgled, milking his shaft with her uvula. The old man snorted, yanking her hair. "Faster, rookie. She eats shame for breakfast."